UberCamwhore Directory, or, Let the Abuse Begin (990 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.59 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Internet Slacker (View user info) at 2007-05-28 21:43:03 EDT
Since everyone on Ubersite seems to be a-leaping on the cam wagon, I thought Why Not? Not like I'm going to do it sober.
I'm not a cute girl like "BadAssJulie" so I'm expecting no mercy, of course. Note that I don't care. In advance, these things I know:
1) I'm a bald fuck and, yes, sunlight is glaring off my head. I am proud of this fact. Fear my Captain Stubing superpowers, motherfuckers.
2) You can only see half my face in this picture. I personally don't want to read all the abuse a full picture of my face would cause from the merciless, crazed Romans-at-the-Coliseum-like Ubersite crowd.
3)I want to do things to "BadAssJulie".
Also, the budgie's name is Edgar Allen Parson's Project.
User Reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't be so hard on yourself...you'll be a cute girl someday.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the budgie's name.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice fan
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
hey...that lizard on your arm looks like he's about to take a smash on you.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
itty bitty birdie!
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the budgie. Adorable.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+ 2 for the baldness
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 08:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd shit in your cheerios.
Cool spot.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 05:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you have the same hair stylings as hurtbythesun
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-29 04:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it must be cool to be a baldy........
im gonna get myself a baldy head.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-05-29 04:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Chris Elliot.
And you had better have clipped those wings.
What with the ceiling fan on at a billion miles an hour.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-29 03:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Colosseum.
Nice budgie. I like birds.
Funny reviews.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-29 03:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-29 02:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-28 22:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
Yet another uber person showing us the bird.
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>groans<
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-29 02:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I printed this out and showed it to my budgie and she screamed at it.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-29 02:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh super; all I need is another face to add to my growing bald-man-fetish list.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-29 01:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those old records where Parsons did the Poe stories are kick ass.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-28 22:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
Yet another uber person showing us the bird.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-28 22:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, now i know which user has been breathing heavily into my phone...
Submitted by internetslacker (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those old records where Parsons did the Poe stories are kick ass.
-> Agreed! Music from that era actually had literary worth, not like much of the drivel today... damn kids and their music, it's just NOISE.
Submitted by internetslacker (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That space looks pretty sweet. Is that an office?
--> Big loft, actually. Thanks, Bart. It is a sweet space, unfinished lofts you can do anything with are the best, take it from me.
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The budgie I mean.
--> Thank God. Thanks to Baby Jesus and GOD.
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it.
--> !!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those old records where Parsons did the Poe stories are kick ass.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That space looks pretty sweet. Is that an office?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The budgie I mean.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it.