Uberdirectory camwhore (1183 hits)
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Submitted by Antioxident (View user info) at 2007-05-28 22:43:16 EDT
Even though I'm a nobody
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GHET THIS HEATZ!
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sweet christ, I don't even know where to start.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i thought only people living in shitty weather dressed in black
i look at the background and i ask myself...wtf is your problem?
Submitted by madddonkey255 (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe you can answer my question, as I've racially profiled you to do so.
Why do I imagine all excessively angry, depressed, or emo looking people as singing showtunes?
There's a slight scowl. You're in all black. You have one of those black armbands which may have something printed on it. Nothing here screams showtunes, but yet that's all I can imagine you doing right now.
Also, I recognized your name, so you've got at least one person who knows of you.
The goth singer room-mate in Dead Man on Campus sang showtunes instead of killing himself, and he wasn't even British that faker.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-30 07:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe you can answer my question, as I've racially profiled you to do so.
Why do I imagine all excessively angry, depressed, or emo looking people as singing showtunes?
There's a slight scowl. You're in all black. You have one of those black armbands which may have something printed on it. Nothing here screams showtunes, but yet that's all I can imagine you doing right now.
Also, I recognized your name, so you've got at least one person who knows of you.
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Haha I have no idea.
Also im not really all in black, and those bands are hair-ties.
Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.nndb.com/people/616/000044484/crosby-sm.jpg
Jon Crosby from VAST. Spitting image, dude.
DJ.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-29 22:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sun's coming from behind you, silly.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-29 22:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I demand an answer to my meaningless question!
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shame youre so ugly.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-29 20:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The sun was in my eyes
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2007-05-29 19:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We are all somebody cutie....
Way too serious of a look for someone so young!!
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-29 19:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't use anything in my hair it just happens like that
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-29 19:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fat Tony is one to make fun of another's appearance.
Glad you could make the party, lardass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 18:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
semen
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 since you have had your hair cut since this pic. It was shiny though. What did you use to make it so silky?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I still took drugs, you'd be welcome to have a smoke with me anytime.
But I dont.
So, just smoke some for me.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Talk about a fucking emo.
If there was an award for the most emo look & post, you sir or um ... ma'am would be the winner.
"I'm just a nobody (sniff). I should cut my self to teach you a lesson."
You need to have some fucking fun dude. I am not talking about cutting yourself or fucking up your "Pepermint Patty needs a haircut" look. I mean have some fun. Hang around with peopel who DO NOT LOOK LIKE YOU OR LIKE YOUR KIND OF MUSIC. Talk to a gir... gu... talk to the oppasite sex. Theme parks. A museum. A movie where nobody dies. A circle jerk.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Was that your boy friend taking the photo?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe you can answer my question, as I've racially profiled you to do so.
Why do I imagine all excessively angry, depressed, or emo looking people as singing showtunes?
There's a slight scowl. You're in all black. You have one of those black armbands which may have something printed on it. Nothing here screams showtunes, but yet that's all I can imagine you doing right now.
Also, I recognized your name, so you've got at least one person who knows of you.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-28 22:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
strwbryfanatic's top 2 reasons to +2 this post:
1) You clearly have balls (no pun intended) to post that pic on Uber...you're going to be torn to itty bitty shreads.
2) To keep this post on the front page to try and counter -2s.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not a big fan of long hair on guys simply because it takes a unique guy to pull it off properly. I'm sitting on the fence on this one. I think you'd probably be hotter than shit with a short cut.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That is a very strong sloping brow for a young lady.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
Kids still look like THIS these days?
How sad.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH Oh god, this is exactly what I needed to see today.
You could advertise on that forehead of yours. Don't cover it up with that emo-fag sissy boy haircut.
Seriously, the cigarette and cell-phone companies should be banging down your door to reserve space on that monolith you call a forehead.
I think chuck norris would have to swing twice to break that melon.
This is now my new desktop wallpaper.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CUT UR HAIR HIPPY
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all camwhores get my +2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
an angry jack white?
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHUUUUUHHHHGGGGG"
you look like a psycho... hottentot
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-29 08:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 camwhore
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 07:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Get a haircut, you pig nosed fuck.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-29 06:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um, how do I rate this?
I mean, I obviously have zero street cred as far as camwhore posts are concerned.
...
Let's put it this way:
+1 for the scenery
-1 for the haircut
Still, just like the rest of us shameless attention-whores, you get props fer havin' the ballz to post this.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-29 05:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:21:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh emo boy - you look so sad - why you cry?
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Why you cry? HHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 05:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh emo boy - you look so sad - why you cry?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-29 04:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://tinyurl.com/ek8hy
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-29 04:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like;
a) An aids ridden teenager
b) A long haired girly boy
c) You have tried anal sex and it hurt you a little
d) A half hearted goth.
e) you would rape my mother
f) you would eat my cats
g) you have your penis peirced
h) your best friend is a girl called Tori and has white fangs.
i) you work as a paper boy but dump your papers in a lane
j) you wanked over thoughts of your mother breast feeding you
k) you are planning a high school massacre.
Solid 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-29 03:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look like you need a punch to the face.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-29 03:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your overall average rating is 0. Can't mess with that.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-29 03:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That character from the Simpsons called. He wants his haircut back.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-29 03:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOW.
This went so far off the laugh scale i was struck speechless. Seriously, i just made a choking noise.
I'll mail you some razorblades.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-29 02:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Neil Young if 'emo' existed in the 60s.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-29 01:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"have a different haircut now, got it did for pr0m"
I don't know why - but that made me smile.
You could probably stand to do a little more of that.
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2007-05-29 01:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You almost look like a metalhead.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-29 00:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MCR?
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-05-29 00:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok I'll up it to 2 because I'm too shame to post one.
I emailed one across but I figure it won't be as noticed in a post full of other people's pictures
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-28 23:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a different haircut now, got it did for pr0m about a week after this picture was taken.
too lazy to take new ones
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-05-28 23:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 Because we have almost the same haircut now that my hair's grown...
-2 because I'm a chick
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-05-28 23:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, I won't -2 this because Miss Berry is correct...you got some balls for posting this pic.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-05-28 23:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm having difficulty deciding which insult to use.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-28 22:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
strwbryfanatic's top 2 reasons to +2 this post:
1) You clearly have balls (no pun intended) to post that pic on Uber...you're going to be torn to itty bitty shreads.
2) To keep this post on the front page to try and counter -2s.
Submitted by internetslacker (user info) at 2007-05-28 22:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm happy that your dad Tony Soprano came out of his coma.
Ahahahaha sorry, sorry.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-28 22:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Chakka from Land Of The Lost.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-28 22:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
THAT'S NOT AXOLOTL!!!
*looks at user name*
oh.