Habit vs. Habitual, Ep. 1 (468 hits)
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Submitted by Unban S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-05-29 09:17:16 EDT
Habit / Habitual / Habitat
Left Front Pocket
Keys are only to go in this pocket. For some unknown reason, I only allow my keys in this pocket because they are irritating anywhere else for me.
If I do not have a cargo pocket and I'm smoking cigarettes this week you will find my cigarettes (Parliament Menthol Light, nothing else) also trapped safely in this pocket.
Occasionaly, you will find "soft lips" brand girls chapstick in my pocket as well as I like to maintain kissable.
Nothing else can go in this pocket for any reason.
Right Front Pocket
Cell phone is normally the only thing that I keep in this pocket because I have a Pocket PC and it takes up approximately the size of a squirrel cage in my pocket.
When I am enjoying a nice pack of Parliament Menthol Lights my lighter will be placed into this pocket. For some unknown reason, I can't put it in the same pocket as the cigarettes, just can't. It must be in this pocket.
Random notes can also go in this pocket, but nothing else.
Left Rear Pocket
Nothing, for any reason, no matter how grave or important can ever go in this pocket. One time in my life I put a can of dip in this pocket and it was only because I didn't have any other pockets.
Another time in my life I put a pack of Dentyne Ice in that pocket and it was because I was wearing the same pants that didn't have any other pockets.
Right Rear Pocket
Wallet.
Occasional piece of folded paper may also be placed in this pocket.
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Shower
Start off by washing my hair using shampoo.
Rinse.
Conditioner.
Rinse.
If I'm using a washcloth I hold it over my stomach where I rub soap over my stomach and washcloth until I get the desired amount of suds. I start with the arms, forearm first, then armpits, and finish with the upper arms.
Then I move on to the stomach, groin next, then around to the butt, and move my way to my back. I wash my lower back than throwing the washcloth over my back and grab it with my other hand and scrub the top of my back. I finish with the face, feet, and asscrack in that order.
After I dry my hair inside the shower I hold the towel down in such a manner that a portion of the towel is between my feet and the bath mat (I can't stand a wet floor and am even more irked by a wet floor mat) and start drying off my legs. After I'm convinced that I won't be getting the floor wet I finish drying off.
Always put deoderant on right away or I'll forget.
Always use one q-tip to clean out the inside of my ears.
User Reviews
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
someone told me, when I was in the Army, never use a washcloth on your face as its too rough.
so from there on I never have and I never have skin blemmishes
I use my hands
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gay
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-30 01:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I beat off to your description of showering pretty regularly.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-05-30 01:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-29 22:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I found this kind of interesting.
I must generate suds on my stomach with bodywash and my poof before cleansing.
Wet floor irks me, must use q-tip..but deodorant waits a bit so skin cools first.
So..do you use that groincloth to wash your face?
And if sico's really banned, why?
Submitted by camarilla (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup, I know the feeling.
My morning routine is so habitual I could wake up and get to work without ever opening my eyes.
I may just try it one day
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I wish I had that, my morning consists of competing with 3 other people to see who gets to the bathroom first.
It can get pretty ugly.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-05-29 13:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I almost thought this was a flash fiction story....it kinda started out like one, at least to me.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-29 13:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What Schlongy said.
-2DIE
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-29 13:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Left Rear Pocket is never to be used. Ever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why would anyone - and this includes yourself - care to know this?
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
keep him banned
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My pocket habits are the exact same. Except I quit smoking and chewing.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup, I know the feeling.
My morning routine is so habitual I could wake up and get to work without ever opening my eyes.
I may just try it one day.