ITT you laugh you lose (1964 hits)
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Submitted by Oiseau (user info) at 2007-06-07 18:59:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:30:15 EDT (#)
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I've got tears in my eyes from this
http://www.electricretard.com/0009.html
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If you read the about section on this website it says it was done by a man named Eric who likes to take photos of kids. Hmmmmmmm......... That sounds so familiar.
ERIC D. RICE OF WEST VIRGINIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-01 08:40:51 EDT (#)
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rofl below
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-01 08:27:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-05-31 03:18:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:23:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-05-30 07:58:14 BST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:56:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:15:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:48:54 EDT (#)
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There's nothing funny about this at all.
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I cant believe these guys looked at all these pics without noticing the dude had a fucked up face.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-06-01 08:09:48 EDT (#)
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So I hear u liek mudkips?
Submitted by NotVoltron (user info) at 2007-05-31 13:52:34 EDT (#)
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RULES #1 AND #2
>:|
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:32:10 EDT (#)
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Also to whoever asked, ITT is "in this thread", it's a /b/tard thing.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:31:02 EDT (#)
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i'm surprised it took you this long, he's been all over /b/ for a while now
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:24:18 EDT (#)
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Hmmm, I normally like your shit man but this crossed a line for me.
Didn't really find it funny.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-31 09:36:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:32:18 EDT (#)
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last night, i fought a chick, i wrestled her down and raped her. i was fighting for something i believed in...i'm a hero!
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that is funny. good comparison.
saving that ifn ya dont mind
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-05-31 07:57:36 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck would join the American Army!? - Fight for bullshit and Bush's petty problems. Fight for fucking oil!
Lose your face for your President.
Tard.
Submitted by Gloosh (user info) at 2007-05-31 04:33:03 EDT (#)
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I invoke rule 34.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-31 03:46:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-05-31 03:18:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:23:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-05-30 07:58:14 BST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:56:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:35:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:15:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:48:54 EDT (#)
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There's nothing funny about this at all.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-05-31 03:18:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:23:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-05-30 07:58:14 BST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:56:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:35:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:15:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:48:54 EDT (#)
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There's nothing funny about this at all.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-05-31 01:53:25 EDT (#)
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Veteran?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:32:10 EDT (#)
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Also to whoever asked, ITT is "in this thread", it's a /b/tard thing.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:31:02 EDT (#)
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i'm surprised it took you this long, he's been all over /b/ for a while now
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:52:54 EDT (#)
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michael jackson is married again?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:32:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-05-29 22:42:14 EDT (#)
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Caul, how can you say everything you're saying?
Yes, the war is pretty pointless.
We get it.
You mention that EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DAY.
But still, this guy fought for something that HE believed in.
And you're ridiculing him for it.
YOU are the opressor.
He should just kill himself?
I don't know if you think this is funny, but it isn't in the least.
Suicide is not an "out" for people who are hurt.
This man is brave, and stood up for SOMETHING.
Which is more than you've ever done.
All you do is sit in your room typing stuff.
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the suicide bomber who blew his face off was also fighting for something he believed in.
i don't hear you commending him.
just because that guy wears a uniform with your flag on it, doesn't make it romantic...it's a fucking war...stfu
last night, i fought a chick, i wrestled her down and raped her. i was fighting for something i believed in...i'm a hero!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:23:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-05-30 07:58:14 BST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:48:54 EDT (#)
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There's nothing funny about this at all.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-05-30 04:05:31 EDT (#)
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If you don't like the way America does things - change it if you can. Yell loudly that we are the retards, perhaps that'll help. It's still our bus stop.
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Huzzah!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-05-30 02:58:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:56:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:15:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:48:54 EDT (#)
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There's nothing funny about this at all.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-05-29 22:45:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:48:54 EDT (#)
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There's nothing funny about this at all.
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Seconded.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-05-29 22:42:14 EDT (#)
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Caul, how can you say everything you're saying?
Yes, the war is pretty pointless.
We get it.
You mention that EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DAY.
But still, this guy fought for something that HE believed in.
And you're ridiculing him for it.
YOU are the opressor.
He should just kill himself?
I don't know if you think this is funny, but it isn't in the least.
Suicide is not an "out" for people who are hurt.
This man is brave, and stood up for SOMETHING.
Which is more than you've ever done.
All you do is sit in your room typing stuff.
P.S.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:45:07 EDT (#)
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his name is robert paulson
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2007-05-29 22:08:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:48:54 EDT (#)
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There's nothing funny about this at all.
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Rich mans war poor mans fight, this man will suffer for the rest of his life and for what? For nothing but some one elses little playground problem that they cant figure out on their own a shame.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:56:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:35:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:15:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:48:54 EDT (#)
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There's nothing funny about this at all.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:35:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:15:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:48:54 EDT (#)
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There's nothing funny about this at all.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-29 19:22:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-05-29 18:08:11 EDT (#)
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I would core your dumb, juvenile skull out with a bottle opener if I met you.
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Is this aimed at the guy in the picture or the girl?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-29 19:20:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:02:34 EDT (#)
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Sure I can.
You know when you're at the bus stop waiting to go to 5th grade and there's that one stupid kid? The one who was on the short bus last year and will probably be again next later this year - that kid. You're making fun of him and calling him a retard and laughing, and he's getting madder and madder and angrier and angrier, but he's too much of a pussy to actually fight back so he gathers up all his strength and puts it into yelling "I'm not a retard! YOU ARE THE RETARD!" at the top of his lungs. And those words being yelled by that short-bus kid are just so funny that you all just roll, laughing so hard that tears fall and breath is lost. You all feel sooo much better about yourselves for not being stupid angry retards, and nobody notices that the short-bus kid has stomped off and left to do whatever short-bus kids do when they're pissed and impotent. Then for weeks later you can make a angry retard face in class or say "YOU ARE THE RETARD!" in a silly voice and the whole gang will just fall the fuck out. You know what I'm talking about?
The world is the bus stop.
America is the kids at the bus stop, of which I am one.
The disfigured guy above is one of the gang saying "YOU ARE THE RETARD!" in a funny voice
Those of you who criticize and don't contribute, who disparage our effort but make none of your own; you are short-bus kids.
If you don't like the way America does things - change it if you can. Yell loudly that we are the retards, perhaps that'll help. It's still our bus stop.
OK, who wants apple pie!?
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Worst analogy ever. Way to fuck that one up, retard.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-05-29 18:08:11 EDT (#)
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I would core your dumb, juvenile skull out with a bottle opener if I met you.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:40:25 EDT (#)
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5th picture down looks like a peeping tom photo.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:11:00 EDT (#)
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that dude should get a chainsaw attachment for his missing arm
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:02:34 EDT (#)
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Sure I can.
You know when you're at the bus stop waiting to go to 5th grade and there's that one stupid kid? The one who was on the short bus last year and will probably be again next later this year - that kid. You're making fun of him and calling him a retard and laughing, and he's getting madder and madder and angrier and angrier, but he's too much of a pussy to actually fight back so he gathers up all his strength and puts it into yelling "I'm not a retard! YOU ARE THE RETARD!" at the top of his lungs. And those words being yelled by that short-bus kid are just so funny that you all just roll, laughing so hard that tears fall and breath is lost. You all feel sooo much better about yourselves for not being stupid angry retards, and nobody notices that the short-bus kid has stomped off and left to do whatever short-bus kids do when they're pissed and impotent. Then for weeks later you can make a angry retard face in class or say "YOU ARE THE RETARD!" in a silly voice and the whole gang will just fall the fuck out. You know what I'm talking about?
The world is the bus stop.
America is the kids at the bus stop, of which I am one.
The disfigured guy above is one of the gang saying "YOU ARE THE RETARD!" in a funny voice
Those of you who criticize and don't contribute, who disparage our effort but make none of your own; you are short-bus kids.
If you don't like the way America does things - change it if you can. Yell loudly that we are the retards, perhaps that'll help. It's still our bus stop.
OK, who wants apple pie!?
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Worst analogy ever. Way to fuck that one up, retard.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:18:43 EDT (#)
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I didn't laugh. You lose.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:14:45 EDT (#)
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She never looks happy.
I wonder why
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:38:11 EDT (#)
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flame on?
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:23:58 EDT (#)
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Real life Corporal Clegg.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:10:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:54:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:50:07 EDT (#)
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Your average Joe won't risk what that guy risked for his country.
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could you explain how your country benefited from the risks he took?
i think it's been established that iraq was pointless.
this guy is just a bill to your society. enjoy him :-D
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Sure I can.
You know when you're at the bus stop waiting to go to 5th grade and there's that one stupid kid? The one who was on the short bus last year and will probably be again next later this year - that kid. You're making fun of him and calling him a retard and laughing, and he's getting madder and madder and angrier and angrier, but he's too much of a pussy to actually fight back so he gathers up all his strength and puts it into yelling "I'm not a retard! YOU ARE THE RETARD!" at the top of his lungs. And those words being yelled by that short-bus kid are just so funny that you all just roll, laughing so hard that tears fall and breath is lost. You all feel sooo much better about yourselves for not being stupid angry retards, and nobody notices that the short-bus kid has stomped off and left to do whatever short-bus kids do when they're pissed and impotent. Then for weeks later you can make a angry retard face in class or say "YOU ARE THE RETARD!" in a silly voice and the whole gang will just fall the fuck out. You know what I'm talking about?
The world is the bus stop.
America is the kids at the bus stop, of which I am one.
The disfigured guy above is one of the gang saying "YOU ARE THE RETARD!" in a funny voice
Those of you who criticize and don't contribute, who disparage our effort but make none of your own; you are short-bus kids.
If you don't like the way America does things - change it if you can. Yell loudly that we are the retards, perhaps that'll help. It's still our bus stop.
OK, who wants apple pie!?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-29 13:44:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:50:07 EDT (#)
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Your average Joe won't risk what that guy risked for his country. Your average Jolene won't stick with a guy when he's been disfigured like that. These two are are a special pair and are welcome to grilled corn-on-the-cob and the best smoked pigribs in the universe at mi casa any time.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-05-29 13:34:53 EDT (#)
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I love my wife far too much to come home to her looking like this. I would send her a final message expressing all that she means to me. Then I'd eat a bullet.
This was thought-provoking.
"Worth reading(+0)"
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-29 13:32:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:45:17 EDT (#)
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She looks positively miserable.
+2 for posting an interesting post with interesting comments.
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:24:34 EDT (#)
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i lose
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:15:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:48:54 EDT (#)
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There's nothing funny about this at all.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:14:29 EDT (#)
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what does ITT stand for?
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Ordinarily I'd say "invitation to tender" or "intention to treat [population]", but in this case I'll go with Cousin Itt from the Addams Family. ^_^
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you be a killin me, cap'n
sloth loves chunk
HAHAHAHAHA!
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that joke doesn't make sense. It was covered with hair.
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check out "ITT" on Wikipedia
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:04:44 EDT (#)
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fag below x 2
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:02:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:53:05 EDT (#)
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I guess you need a well developed sense of humor to appreciate this
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Or maybe be 12.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:58:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:54:09 EDT (#)
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Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm married to a freak from a Troma movie!!!
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I gots my face melted by a code blue!!!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:53:05 EDT (#)
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I guess you need a well developed sense of humor to appreciate this
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:48:54 EDT (#)
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There's nothing funny about this at all.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:43:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:22:08 EDT (#)
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You know, I hope one day your face is deformed due to a horrible injury or something. I'm not offended by this or anything, and I don't meant it in a malicious way, I just think it would be hilarious.
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Ditto.
I've tried to see the humor in this. Not happening. Karma.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:41:23 EDT (#)
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what does ITT stand for?
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Ordinarily I'd say "invitation to tender" or "intention to treat [population]", but in this case I'll go with Cousin Itt from the Addams Family. ^_^
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you be a killin me, cap'n
sloth loves chunk
HAHAHAHAHA!
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that joke doesn't make sense. It was covered with hair.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:30:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:27:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:23:52 EDT (#)
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what does ITT stand for?
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Ordinarily I'd say "invitation to tender" or "intention to treat [population]", but in this case I'll go with Cousin Itt from the Addams Family. ^_^
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you be a killin me, cap'n
sloth loves chunk
HAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:27:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:23:52 EDT (#)
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what does ITT stand for?
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Ordinarily I'd say "invitation to tender" or "intention to treat [population]", but in this case I'll go with Cousin Itt from the Addams Family. ^_^
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:25:30 EDT (#)
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I hope the guy gets facial reconstruction surgery
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:23:52 EDT (#)
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what does ITT stand for?
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:23:50 EDT (#)
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i just want to use your love tonight.
i don't want to lose your love tonight.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:18:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:31:52 EDT (#)
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SLOTH LOVE CHUNK
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getting maimed like this must be horrible no matter the circumstances and mocking it would be without tact.
but this is the internet and the above comment made me laff out loud in the office.
which is taboo in a japanese company.
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I admire the military personnel as much as your average guy here, good on him for serving the country and all that, but "Goonies" was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the first pic. ^_^
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:48:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:23:07 EDT (#)
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Girls picture their wedding day from about age eight.
They know what the flowers will look like.
They know what the bridesmaid's dresses will look like.
They certainly know what THEIR dress will look like.
But... ask any girl... the groom is always faceless.
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BWUAHAHAHA
Disturbing.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:36:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:23:07 EDT (#)
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Girls picture their wedding day from about age eight.
They know what the flowers will look like.
They know what the bridesmaid's dresses will look like.
They certainly know what THEIR dress will look like.
But... ask any girl... the groom is always faceless.
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i didn't do this. got married anyway. still not picturing another wedding.
i feel bad for this man, because he has to see the look on his wife's face. i don't know if i feel bad for her. she may love him, or she may have just gone through with it to not feel guilty or maybe for some kind of attention or whatever.
can't really see too much joy in her either.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:32:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-30 00:23:46 EST (#)
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you think I would be spending every waking hour on the internet if I DIDN'T have deformities?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:31:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:28:50 EDT (#)
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SLOTH LOVE CHUNK
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getting maimed like this must be horrible no matter the circumstances and mocking it would be without tact.
but this is the internet and the above comment made me laff out loud in the office.
which is taboo in a japanese company.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:30:15 EDT (#)
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I've got tears in my eyes from this
http://www.electricretard.com/0009.html
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:28:59 EDT (#)
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I'm thinking he should get a Native American face tattooed onto his and stick feathers in his scalp to give him the appearance of being a really great chief.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:23:46 EDT (#)
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you think I would be spending every waking hour on the internet if I DIDN'T have deformities?
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:23:07 EDT (#)
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Girls picture their wedding day from about age eight.
They know what the flowers will look like.
They know what the bridesmaid's dresses will look like.
They certainly know what THEIR dress will look like.
But... ask any girl... the groom is always faceless.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:22:08 EDT (#)
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You know, I hope one day your face is deformed due to a horrible injury or something. I'm not offended by this or anything, and I don't meant it in a malicious way, I just think it would be hilarious.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:19:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:11:33 EDT (#)
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He should get a face tattooed on his face.
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a different face or the same one?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:12:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:54:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:50:07 EDT (#)
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Your average Joe won't risk what that guy risked for his country.
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could you explain how your country benefited from the risks he took?
i think it's been established that iraq was pointless.
this guy is just a bill to your society. enjoy him :-D
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his life was ruined so rich people could get richer while the poor suffer even more, basically.
i'm too vain to live like that. i'd just end it. you can't even play xbox or drink and smoke at the same time if you only have one arm!
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:11:33 EDT (#)
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He should get a face tattooed on his face.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:08:00 EDT (#)
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We all look in the mirror and think 'WTF' I need more sleep , more hair etc etc, he must just think 'oh fuck, i have no face'people must stare at him, I know I would and im not being nasty here but you would have to shout a goonie quote.
He feels bad, she feels bad. It's a timebomb.
*KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:02:53 EDT (#)
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you know, I feel for the guy but man I feel almost worse for the girl. You can see it in her eyes that she's not happy, that as young as they are their love was not built strong enough for this. She wants out of this in the worst way but doesn't want to be 'that bitch' so she stays. And one day down the road she'll either kill him while he sleeps, the irony of living through whatever he lived through only to be killed by his wife, or she'll kill herself just to escape.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:58:37 EDT (#)
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Seriously,
She must really love him.
But I bet she makes him turn the lights out.
xx
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:54:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:50:07 EDT (#)
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Your average Joe won't risk what that guy risked for his country.
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could you explain how your country benefited from the risks he took?
i think it's been established that iraq was pointless.
this guy is just a bill to your society. enjoy him :-D
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:54:18 EDT (#)
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I don't think he should kill himself, he should just take all his jewish money the US government is obviously piling on him and move to an uninhabited island and comment on /b/ all day making me laugh while not offending anyone
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:51:50 EDT (#)
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aren't american soldiers supposed to be heroes?
why doesn't he kill himself so that poor girl will be guilt-free when she gets rammed by a nigger?
his life is ruined anyway
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:50:07 EDT (#)
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Your average Joe won't risk what that guy risked for his country. Your average Jolene won't stick with a guy when he's been disfigured like that. These two are are a special pair and are welcome to grilled corn-on-the-cob and the best smoked pigribs in the universe at mi casa any time.
(Judging only by the pictures, of course; the whole thing might be entirely Photoshop. I wouldn't know.)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:46:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:45:07 EDT (#)
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his name is robert paulson
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lol
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:45:07 EDT (#)
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his name is robert paulson
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:43:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:29:51 EDT (#)
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who is that?
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His name is Ty Zeigel. The wedding picture won an award from these guys http://www.worldpressphoto.org/
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:43:48 EDT (#)
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Holy shit. No fucking way.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:42:30 EDT (#)
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Looks like HBS.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:41:36 EDT (#)
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Isn't that Luke's father?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:39:51 EDT (#)
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Why is that guy wearing special effects make-up?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:36:00 EDT (#)
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that girl must cheat a lot...lol
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:31:53 EDT (#)
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some fag?
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:29:51 EDT (#)
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who is that?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:28:50 EDT (#)
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SLOTH LOVE CHUNK