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Submitted by LittleMonster (View user info) at 2007-05-29 13:08:14 EDT
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-03 12:27:49 EST (#)
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Very pretty.
The boat's not bad lookin' either ;)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-03 12:14:08 EST (#)
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www.ubersite.com/m/113721
Nope nope nope. Sailing boat. Yacht. Not narrow boat. See link above, the picture at the bottom of the post is exactly (ish) what she will look like when finnished.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-03 11:45:01 EST (#)
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Oooh. I imagine it to be like the boat from 'Rosie & Jim'.
http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_13374.jpg
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-03 11:29:53 EST (#)
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Waiting for camera to be returned so I can post pics of her.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-03 11:06:43 EST (#)
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Where's this boat I've read about?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-26 16:18:11 EDT (#)
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Time for a new tit shot, Monster.
I've worn this one out.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-26 16:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RESURRECTION!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-26 16:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see the mams have made a return
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:57:37 EDT (#)
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0_0 *drools
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-07 05:09:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-06 17:14:27 EDT (#)
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you have an incredibly large head.
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hehehehe
It does look that way. IT's more my hair doing it's own thing then actual 'head', sorry.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-06 17:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Untamed Cleavage...
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 17:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There they are again...they're just ASKING to be basted.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-06 17:34:43 EDT (#)
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She has a head?
Oh, oh yeah
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-06 17:14:27 EDT (#)
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you have an incredibly large head.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:24:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-26 18:57:54 EDT (#)
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I like her, she looks very smart. I can tell by the way she is dressed.
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You sir will go far. I can tell by the way you judge people on how they are dressed.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-27 03:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very pretty
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-26 18:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like her, she looks very smart. I can tell by the way she is dressed.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-26 18:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hadn't seen littlemonsters boobs in awhile, how are they?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-26 18:26:34 EDT (#)
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You have nice hair. I wish mine were straight.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-26 18:18:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had lamps like that, Id get twice as many hits
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Yeah....because you get no hits at all,you great whinging, scotty, haggis eating, kilt wearing...*dies*
*dribbles*
Kilts.
Nice.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had lamps like that, Id get twice as many hits
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-07-26 05:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Cor blimey! I bet you can't get many of those puppies for the pound, eh? Ey! I'll take the one with the pink nose!"
- Marcus Aurelius The Stoic on the subject of LittleMonsters enormous whaps.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-02 16:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's still hope for Uber...I might call you 'big monsters' from now on.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-02 15:40:27 EDT (#)
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Nice,er,hills. (In the background-you gutter pigs!)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-02 15:29:04 EDT (#)
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heat
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-24 17:03:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-23 20:46:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-23 15:53:39 EDT (#)
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I love you beyond reason....
The weddings back on
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!
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Damn right "!"
Submitted by Tavo (user info) at 2007-06-23 21:04:24 EDT (#)
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hawt....
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-23 20:46:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-23 15:53:39 EDT (#)
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I love you beyond reason....
The weddings back on
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-14 19:13:36 EDT (#)
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I am mezmerized by your large breasteseseseseses.
When you get old they will be all saggy.
Better enjoy them while you can.
Or let me enjoy them.
Yeah. Do that.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:23:51 EDT (#)
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Now that is a lady after my own heart! Nice to see things being done properly.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:16:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:14:29 EDT (#)
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I hate you with all that is holy....
*weeps*
Oh the green is taking over my body, the scales are showing, OH, the jealousy
Christ if only i could spell
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HAHAHA
I am a little drunk. We got back and I put the kettle on for the man and then poured myself a vodka and slimline. Now on my third..................uurg.... time for bed soon.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:14:29 EDT (#)
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I hate you with all that is holy....
*weeps*
Oh the green is taking over my body, the scales are showing, OH, the jealousy
Christ if only i could spell
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:53:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-02 16:01:58 EDT (#)
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Well, I'm jealous. Lucky Merlina.
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Drove across about seven regions. Ate loads (gym in the morning), drove up mountains such as Montserrat and generally had an excellent time.
I'm tired and need a cup of tea and my bed with the soft white egyption cotton sheets....ahhhhhh..
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:49:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-04 02:23:55 EDT (#)
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You better do, have a great time Merlina!
Stuff your face with tapas whilst you are it, I know I would.
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ahhh... just got back and after reading emails & thought I'd scan uber before having a PROPER cup of tea.
tapas..mmmmmmmmmm.....
didn't see many good clothes sadly.. got a few bits but nothing amazing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-04 05:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh women are great!!
*punch, scratch, kiss, love you!*
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-04 02:23:55 EDT (#)
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You better do, have a great time Merlina!
Stuff your face with tapas whilst you are it, I know I would.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-04 01:13:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-02 11:40:46 EDT (#)
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I'm not jealous.........no way........BITCH
Just kidding......*grumbles*
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:-D
Am packing just now. I'll have a glass of wine for you honey..
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-06-03 11:47:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-29 13:13:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-05-29 13:11:46 EDT (#)
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Those aren't "Little" Monsters.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-02 21:16:33 EDT (#)
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24 Hours Later.
Still No.1
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-02 16:09:21 EDT (#)
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ps: what are the boutique shops like where you are? I agree, they're often better.
what high street shops are nearby?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-02 16:01:58 EDT (#)
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Well, I'm jealous. Lucky Merlina.
I'll take you shopping, LM. We'll have a fantastic time. :)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-02 11:40:46 EDT (#)
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I'm not jealous.........no way........BITCH
Just kidding......*grumbles*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-02 10:44:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-02 06:56:00 EDT (#)
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Play: Monsoon, Boutique 144, mainly I get my party clothes and dress from Spain. The cuts are better and sooooooo much cheaper. Hit the markets.
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Monsoon and when I can - Spain also..
In fact I fly out again on Monday. WOOHOO
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-02 07:18:39 EDT (#)
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french connection was such a good movie
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-02 06:56:00 EDT (#)
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E, I have to confess I'm not a shopper. I get cross and stressed, so I hate going into the city to do it. If it's my choise I stick to the little boutiques and shops where I live. I spend over the odds for the clothes, but it's often better quality. Less items in my wardrobe, so that I can afford to shop like this.
Otherwise.
Casual : FatFace, JackWills and Whitestuff.
Work: French Connection, River Island and Jasper Conran
Play: Monsoon, Boutique 144, mainly I get my party clothes and dress from Spain. The cuts are better and sooooooo much cheaper. Hit the markets.
FG - I have really silly pictures in my head now.
Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-06-02 06:55:50 EDT (#)
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*Squashes face up against two microwaved watermelons while looking at monitor*
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-02 01:47:57 EDT (#)
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*squashes face up against monitor*
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-02 01:27:21 EDT (#)
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Hey LM! You do realize that the Uber Menz have been squashing their faces up against their monitors all this time, right?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-02 01:05:46 EDT (#)
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Hey, LM. What are your favourite shops? I liked Oasis back when it was good, Warehouse, River Island, Monsoon, even TopShop etc.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-01 22:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+10
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-01 21:49:24 EDT (#)
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that's worrying DJ
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-01 20:17:47 EDT (#)
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Looks like your whaps will only be replaced at No.1 by another set of whaps.
Your bosom looks to be the best thing Uber has to offer at the moment.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 14:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
perhaps a nice glaze would do you then. and I hear skin flakes make great chips.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-01 14:27:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 19:26:06 BST (#)
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Joey on a stick! It's what's for dinner!
:)
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Just be sure to broil me and not chuck me in the deep fat fryer.
I have sensitive skin.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 14:26:06 EDT (#)
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Joey on a stick! It's what's for dinner!
:)
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-01 14:21:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 19:17:08 BST (#)
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guess I got the limp right.
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For you, my darling, I'd walk on one stilt with my arm stumps tied behind my back :)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 14:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and what's wrong with freckles? I just pictured you as a bespectacled, befrectacled JK Rowling character, or perhaps a Dickensian street urchin, a lovable little scamp with mussed hair and a slight limp...
guess I got the limp right.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-01 14:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 19:04:15 BST (#)
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you had to have propped one up somehow to take that picture though right?
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But that's what my health worker is for.
I did ask for a new leg for my birthday but all I got was a teasing picture from the local prosthetic shop.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 14:04:15 EDT (#)
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you had to have propped one up somehow to take that picture though right?
leper.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-01 14:02:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 18:54:36 BST (#)
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leprosy, eh?
maybe it was covering up your freckles
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Thats why I only gave you a head shot.
The sight of my arms lying on the ground tends to put people off.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 13:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
leprosy, eh?
maybe it was covering up your freckles.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-01 13:52:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 17:52:55 BST (#)
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gangly, huh? I pictured more freckles.
maybe gangly, too :)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-01 17:47:20 BST (#)
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Cirtainly is E. Though I don't know why i pictured him as really gangly.
Can't wait to meet you Joey, it'll be a blast!
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Gangly?
Freckly?
guess neither of you noticed my 3rd stage leprosy, at least.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 12:52:55 EDT (#)
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gangly, huh? I pictured more freckles.
maybe gangly, too :)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-01 12:47:20 EDT (#)
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Cirtainly is E. Though I don't know why i pictured him as really gangly.
Can't wait to meet you Joey, it'll be a blast!
Director, stop it. Whingy is most unbecoming.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
looks like someone needs a nicecake.
LM I got one too...nice picture isn't it?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:26:15 EDT (#)
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IF YOU HADN'T POSTED YOUR BREASTESESESESESEESESESESESESESE FOR ME TO STARE AT I'D STILL BE LOVED RIGHT NOW!!
:-(
YOU TRAMP!!!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:23:28 EDT (#)
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What.......
You brought it all on yourself!!!
Wasn't nothing to do with me!
Joey - im right on it
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:21:26 EDT (#)
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YOU HARLOT! EXPERIMA IS LEAVING ME BECAUSE OF YOU!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:20:38 EDT (#)
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LM, check your mail.
Nice top btw ;)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:19:39 EDT (#)
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NOT A TOP. for the last time.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:12:45 EDT (#)
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That's a pretty low cut top.
FINALLY I CAN STOP SIGNING MY REVIEWS AS DJ. AS I'VE JUST GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:10:47 EDT (#)
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hi, director!
busted below
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:00:47 EDT (#)
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Aw, she knows I'm only foolin'.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:59:49 EDT (#)
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butter face
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:02:30 EDT (#)
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Because there's no way she would ever find out.....IT'S UBERSITE
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-01 09:01:04 EDT (#)
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Well you're welcome!
Don't tell Experima though.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-01 08:47:39 EDT (#)
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That's...er....sweet of you.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-01 08:38:52 EDT (#)
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There are many things in this world that I enjoy doing, and one of them is staring at your breasteseseseseseseseses.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-01 08:13:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-01 08:04:36 EDT (#)
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Little Monster, you read me wrong. I thought your dress looked GORGEOUS.
I was saying having large breasts (I mean really large) means you honestly cannot wear low cut like that. I wish I COULD!!
Sorry it read like you think - but it wasn't what I meant at all.
Submitted by CharlieRoot (user info) at 2007-06-01 01:41:19 EDT (#)
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+2 for boobie
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2007-06-01 00:41:23 EDT (#)
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+2 camwhore!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:36:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:58:18 EDT (#)
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+2 for British prettiness but WHY post a pic like that?
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ha, that's like saying 'French politeness'...
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're hot, and have very nice boobs
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:18:39 EDT (#)
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you're hot, and have very nice boobs
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-31 06:28:39 EDT (#)
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Not a top. It's a dress, and it's for the beach, not for wearing on a night out or to meet a boyfriends parents.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-31 05:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually being a 36DD myself - I don't own any top cut that low... It looks nice on you but is VERY low cut.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-31 05:23:41 EDT (#)
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If you put your mind to it, I think you could show a whole lot more cleavage than that.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-05-31 02:03:03 EDT (#)
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Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge...
tracts of land.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-05-30 23:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-05-30 18:49:17 EDT (#)
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Giggity giggity!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-30 18:19:13 EDT (#)
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This thread fucking rules, nice pic/bewbs...
The comments kick ass tho.
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-05-30 17:22:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-30 14:23:21 EDT (#)
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JoeyG- check this link to get around your work's internet censoring:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98530
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Of course, that page is blocked by web filters under the "proxy avoidance" category. ^_^ Hope any of y'all with a need for it have access to a non-work computer...
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Of course. But it does work. We all use it here and another user on this site got it to work- see the comments. You just have to change a couple minor browser settings and run a little tunneling exe that you can just store on a floppy or flash drive and carry with you so nothing ever needs to live on your work computer. I'd be happy to help if you have any questions- I know first-hand what a bitch Websense can be.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-05-30 14:42:10 EDT (#)
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Actually, +2 because people are mean.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-05-30 14:41:08 EDT (#)
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BOOBS!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-30 14:23:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-05-30 14:15:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:46:17 EDT (#)
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I've put the pic onto CD so I can take it home (can't access Yahoo Mail from work thanks to stinky web blocker)
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JoeyG- check this link to get around your work's internet censoring:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98530
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Of course, that page is blocked by web filters under the "proxy avoidance" category. ^_^ Hope any of y'all with a need for it have access to a non-work computer...
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-30 14:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to see one of you blushing now though.
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-05-30 14:15:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:46:17 EDT (#)
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I've put the pic onto CD so I can take it home (can't access Yahoo Mail from work thanks to stinky web blocker)
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JoeyG- check this link to get around your work's internet censoring:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98530
Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
More teeth when you smile!
Unless they're yellow, in which case come to England. It's the norm over here.
DJ.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:52:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're disgusting you ugly tripe faced coot, and all you virgins disgust me aswell read and learn fuckheads - http://www.ubersite.com/m/97994
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*blinks*
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice, you have to love the hate.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're disgusting you ugly tripe faced coot, and all you virgins disgust me aswell read and learn fuckheads - http://www.ubersite.com/m/97994
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Hahahahahahaahahaha
Scum by name Scum by nature; what a pleasant lot we have here on this site! Get out much Scumbo? Or is the only 'out' you get in the yard at recess?
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're disgusting you ugly tripe faced coot, and all you virgins disgust me aswell read and learn fuckheads - http://www.ubersite.com/m/97994
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:47:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:36:30 EDT (#)
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Lungfish - who was the last wife you picked?
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Not to worry. My ex is a real human being.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-30 07:22:24 EDT (#)
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Very pretty!
Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-05-30 07:03:25 EDT (#)
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Hi,
DJ.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:58:11 EDT (#)
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Will do.
Right, it's lunchtime. I'm off for a pint!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:53:49 EDT (#)
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Joey.....your hopeless. I expcet it tonight then.
Curiosity killed the cat and satisfaction brought it back
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:46:17 EDT (#)
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I've put the pic onto CD so I can take it home (can't access Yahoo Mail from work thanks to stinky web blocker)
All good things to those who wait!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:44:57 EDT (#)
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im still waiting for my picture Joey!
*pouts*
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:39:43 EDT (#)
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Orphelia - thems some wise words from monster.
God I'm bored. I have stacks of work to do but no motivation. Instead I've been building a little igloo out of crumpled up post-it notes. Not the best building material available to mankind, but crudely effective none-the-less.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:36:30 EDT (#)
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orphelia - Sounds like your boyfriend has some issues. Tell him to bugger off if he's telling you how to dress and what to wear. Your an adult and can make your own mind up. don't let him undermine your confidance like that.
Drogo - Hellloooooooo. I'm ok thanks, getting better everyday. Hows you?
Lungfish - who was the last wife you picked?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-30 05:10:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-30 04:39:44 EDT (#)
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I see your point Little Monster.........
Damn, I sound like a bitter lesbian spinster.
No, you weren't being harsh. We are all entitled to our opinions. I guess it's years of being told by my other half to 'cover your cleveage' etc has finally got beneath my skin more than I realised.
I'm a prude!
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it's not too late you know.
to circumvent this downward spiral into limitation and oppression by a domineering partner, i suggest you get out your camera, take a shot of your titties and post them here. that'll show yer other half that you are a self reliant woman and shake off any potential suggestions that you may be a prude. do it. do it NOW!
remember to smile; a frowning titty shot is most umpleasant.
i know, i'm an idiot, but you'll thank me for it alter, sorry, later
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-30 04:39:44 EDT (#)
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I see your point Little Monster. You are not complaining abut the attention and I never said the picture was offensive I +2 it so obviously I think it is a lovely picture. I just find that many female camwhores are suggestive or revealing or whatever and while I understand some of it is all for the fun of it some of it is a pityful attempt to get approval or compliments or whatever. Some I think sell themselves a bit short and court attention.
Damn, I sound like a bitter lesbian spinster.
No, you weren't being harsh. We are all entitled to our opinions. I guess it's years of being told by my other half to 'cover your cleveage' etc has finally got beneath my skin more than I realised.
I'm a prude!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-30 04:13:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:37:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:34:49 EDT (#)
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This is Uber man, have some stasndards.
Compliment her juggs and ask her to do somethinng that is degrading, impossible, or painful (or all three) then move on.
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meh...
Pretty eyes impress me more than pretty tits (yeah, yeah, ATTN: Ghey Menz an' all that)
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That being said, she does have real purdy fun-pillows...
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not his fault, he's a vampyrE from texas.
oh and nice smile (read cans)
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-30 04:13:12 EDT (#)
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.....is it a monder? An Ickle Monder!!!
Hello LM; hope you're doing okay me dear.
Submitted by Rammer (user info) at 2007-05-30 01:07:18 EDT (#)
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Whoa... deja vu.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-29 22:50:12 EDT (#)
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Good God what the fuck happened here?
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:36:43 EDT (#)
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meh.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Lovely picture.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:02:30 EDT (#)
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I have excellent taste in wives...except for the last one.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-29 20:59:01 EDT (#)
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You're very pretty.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-29 20:21:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-29 19:35:09 EDT (#)
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I already liked you, but now I know you're cute AND have nice jugs.
Dude, we should hang.
Hang out, I mean.
Like socialize.
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BIG BREASTED UBERCON 2007 IN MY HOUSE
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-29 20:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S THE ELUSIVE LARGE-BREASTED WHOREBEAST!!!!
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-29 19:57:38 EDT (#)
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I was going to spend about 4 hours today on an artistic comic masterpiece but i realised it would never beat a picture of a pretty woman when it comes to heat. Not your fault Monster.
Fuk u uber.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-29 19:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I already liked you, but now I know you're cute AND have nice jugs.
Dude, we should hang.
Hang out, I mean.
Like socialize.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-29 19:07:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-29 18:55:44 EDT (#)
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Or you could have said 'classical conditioning' and actually have been right.
but whatever.
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True dat.
I figured that since his work on conditioning reflected Pavlov's earlier finds that I could get away with a little poetic licensure, but trust someone named 'forensic' to understand the rudementary basics of modern psychology. :( Now I'll NEVER make the Uber menz look like a bunch of horny high schoolers.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-29 18:55:44 EDT (#)
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Or you could have said 'classical conditioning' and actually have been right.
but whatever.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-29 18:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cant not +2 chebs
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 18:28:23 EDT (#)
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No problem, I don't know who Newty is, but the idea of kids being on here makes me uncomfortable. So I'm sure she would annoy the shit out of me too.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-29 18:22:28 EDT (#)
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oooooh... Truf AND a valid point of view below.
I just realized I keep getting your user name mixed up with the annoying 13 yr old...(Newty- I think it is?)
to which I have to say... if I've ever reacted to you in an odd manner, please forgive my identity inaccuracies.
The only defense I have is that I think Newty(?) is a little monster that needs to go outside and play four-square and giggle and paint her toe nails with real live girls her own age.
sigh - Awkwardness above.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 18:10:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:58:18 EDT (#)
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+2 for British prettiness but WHY post a pic like that? I don't get some women... You have beautiful eyes though.
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A pic like what? It was taken today on the way back from the beach. What's so wrong with it? I don't care if a few comments are going to be thrown around. Why are you so bothered, is it that I'm showing some cleavage? I don't understand the problem.
Thankyou for the eyes comment. I just don't understand what your getting at. If I had posted the pic and then whinged about all the boob comments etc, then your "i don't get some women comment" would be valid.
That's all.
I hope the above doesn't sound harsh - it's not meant to be.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-29 18:07:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:16:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:41:29 EDT (#)
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Operant conditioning and drool. Pavlov would be proud.
<enter any amount of cleavage, stage right>
Uber male 1: WOWSY WOW WOW BEWBEEZ!!!!!!
Uber male 2: OMG A Z CUP!!!!@(#*P_!!!!
Uber male 3: OMGWTFLOLRBOOBZ! I NEVER BIN WITH WOMENZ B4! WILL U B TEECHIN ME HOW 2 SEX???!
Uber male 2: A Z CUP YALL!!$$! ONLY A Z CUP WILL MAKE TEH CLEAVAGES$!!!!!
Uber male 1: OMG U R A BUTTER!!! WIL U UBERDATE WITH ME, THO?? U HAVE BOOBEEZ!!!w
Uber male 4: NOTICEMENOTICEMENOTICEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111FR PLEASE GIVE MY LIFE DEFINITON BY TALKING TO MEE, O SWEET BOOBEEZ!@#!#$$
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If it is Operant Conditioning, then B.F. Skinner (rather than Pavlov) would be proud.
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Forensic, my arch nemesis, if I had said "Pavlovian Conditioning ... Pavlov would be proud", it would have involved using the word "Pavlov" more than once in a sentence. Plus I totally wanted to involve the concept of drool. :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:58:18 EDT (#)
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+2 for British prettiness but WHY post a pic like that? I don't get some women... You have beautiful eyes though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:57:28 EDT (#)
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I'm planning on spanking my monkey later...want me to give you an update as to how it all comes out?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:51:42 EDT (#)
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I think I'm up to speed now, ta.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:50:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:18:48 EDT (#)
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I have titts too they are almost as nice as yours. I should show them off more.
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EWWWWWWWWWW......BARF.................
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:41:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:34:32 EDT (#)
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Amadeus
Is that a film?
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Oh, my. You're adorable.
http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0086879/473.jpg.html pic
http://www.bearchive.com/~breastsinmovies/a.html commentary
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:34:32 EDT (#)
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Amadeus
Is that a film?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:32:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:03:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:53:15 EDT (#)
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Thanks for looking straight at the camera and not wearing the Elvis shades in the pic. Hint: if the vertical distance from the top of your head to your chin is less than the vertical distance from your chin to your nips, you have a set of maladjusted shoulder straps.
Wardrobe! JonnyX to the set! Please assist the young lady with a more... ...uplifting... ...core for her coiture.
You have apparently spurred ilikesteak to get all excited and post prematurely.
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Thanks, I'll remember your helpfull tip. I will however be resting my chin on my boobs if they get pushed up that high.
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Not that high, of course. D'jever see "Amadeus"? Like that. Mmmmm.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:29:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 22:27:21 BST (#)
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tease. Email me a clue so I know which one is you. Better still, email the pic so I have no doubt.
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It's on my work pc - watch ur e-mail tomorrow, I'll send it through.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:27:21 EDT (#)
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tease. Email me a clue so I know which one is you. Better still, email the pic so I have no doubt.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:26:11 EDT (#)
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Those tits just scream to have a load blown between them.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:24:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 22:22:08 BST (#)
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Wheres your camwhore for the directory?
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Keep your eye out when phuzzy posts. It'll be there :)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:22:52 EDT (#)
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Sorry Red, "where's"
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:22:08 EDT (#)
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You just let me know Joey.
Wheres your camwhore for the directory?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:21:37 EDT (#)
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Joey- are you going to get to attempt to climb to the summit of those globes???
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:18:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 22:10:33 BST (#)
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JoeyG - I am going to be here after all. I moved up to Scotland, but i have moved back again. When is it your coming down?
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It's a bit delayed as I am now selling my house and moving to teh posh part of town (they wipe the blood off the pavements and everything!)
It's stressful and I will be in much need of a break when it's all gone through, I'll e-mail you with the details and such.
I've got a new mortgage offer, and I have a buyer for the place I'm in now, but the chain is massive, so I have to wait for all the other lazy sods to pull their fingers out and sell sell sell.
And I'm a very impatient Joey, so they better hurry their asses up. In the mean time, I've been annoying the neighbours that have pissed me off over the past 6 years, which is fun, but not as fun as moving into my new house.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Strictly for the cleavage.
I have titts too they are almost as nice as yours. I should show them off more.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Monkeys get what they deserve
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:15:08 EDT (#)
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I'm just kidding by the way. Gestalt Psychology is actually pretty interesting.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:14:18 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha.....Uber would make Asch orgasm in his pants. Then his brain would implode.
Social conformity........hehehehehe
Anyway Gestaltists are just freaky-deakies anyway.
And wtf was all that business with the monkeys?!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:10:33 EDT (#)
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JoeyG - I am going to be here after all. I moved up to Scotland, but i have moved back again. When is it your coming down?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:07:27 EDT (#)
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WHERE DID ASCH GET OFF? THE KNOB
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:03:40 EDT (#)
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I miss the fact that you're not going to be in Devon when I go :(
Where is it you are moving to?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:03:38 EDT (#)
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You want to know who was a little bitch?
Alfred Adler.
Prolly coz he never really got off the teat.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:03:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for looking straight at the camera and not wearing the Elvis shades in the pic. Hint: if the vertical distance from the top of your head to your chin is less than the vertical distance from your chin to your nips, you have a set of maladjusted shoulder straps.
Wardrobe! JonnyX to the set! Please assist the young lady with a more... ...uplifting... ...core for her coiture.
You have apparently spurred ilikesteak to get all excited and post prematurely.
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Thanks, I'll remember your helpfull tip. I will however be resting my chin on my boobs if they get pushed up that high.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your shirt seems to have come unbuttoned just prior to this photo being taken.
That must have been very embarrassing for you.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for looking straight at the camera and not wearing the Elvis shades in the pic. Hint: if the vertical distance from the top of your head to your chin is less than the vertical distance from your chin to your nips, you have a set of maladjusted shoulder straps.
Wardrobe! JonnyX to the set! Please assist the young lady with a more... ...uplifting... ...core for her coiture.
You have apparently spurred ilikesteak to get all excited and post prematurely.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:50:58 EDT (#)
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Noted red, boats will be following. The race season is nearly upon us down here.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:49:54 EDT (#)
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was it really?
I always like Garfunkel's authority experiments. Now there's a man who knows how to throw a party
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:49:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:16:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:41:29 EDT (#)
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Operant conditioning and drool. Pavlov would be proud.
<enter any amount of cleavage, stage right>
Uber male 1: WOWSY WOW WOW BEWBEEZ!!!!!!
Uber male 2: OMG A Z CUP!!!!@(#*P_!!!!
Uber male 3: OMGWTFLOLRBOOBZ! I NEVER BIN WITH WOMENZ B4! WILL U B TEECHIN ME HOW 2 SEX???!
Uber male 2: A Z CUP YALL!!$$! ONLY A Z CUP WILL MAKE TEH CLEAVAGES$!!!!!
Uber male 1: OMG U R A BUTTER!!! WIL U UBERDATE WITH ME, THO?? U HAVE BOOBEEZ!!!w
Uber male 4: NOTICEMENOTICEMENOTICEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111FR PLEASE GIVE MY LIFE DEFINITON BY TALKING TO MEE, O SWEET BOOBEEZ!@#!#$$
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If it is Operant Conditioning, then B.F. Skinner (rather than Pavlov) would be proud.
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Nerd burn.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
next time - post shots of the boats too
100?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That actually was John Watson and Rosalie Rayner. He was married and had an affair with her and therefore homewrecked his own ass.
He was kind of a sonofabitch.
But was I/am I still wrong to laugh at the Little Albert fiasco?
I used to offend my classmates and professors by snickering at the thought of a little boy screaming in terror at anything white and fluffy.
It really is a laugh riot!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:47:48 EDT (#)
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Oh, um...
You're, like, a pretty and relatively sane-looking young woman.
What the fuck are you doing on Uber, again???
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"here iz un rat - you like? good Alfred - you play with rat - iz good ja?'
BANG
'oh Alfred - you cry - did rat scare you?'
BANG
Awesome BF scoring one more point making a kid scared of furry things. What a complete bastard
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Redskies-
Yeah, ol' Burrus was pretty awesome wasn't he?
I mean, the man put babies in boxes. BABIES IN BOXES!!!!
Even his own baby--yup--<plop> "into the box with ye!" (except he didn't say 'ye')
How fucking cool was that?!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:35:33 EDT (#)
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Skinner was awesome
far far more advanced than Pavlov
see - there's old Ivan - poking dogs and saying 'salivate motherfucker!' (only in Russian) then BF turns up - and says 'ze dogs are well out of date! We are to be moving to a new field (we was an american - so it was probably a bit less germanic).
So he gets these rats and some boxes (which are Not to be called Skinner boxes - oh no - that would not do in BF's book.)
Put rat in box - electrocute and feed at intervals
It's all a big skive you know - rats are surly - so are octopi - that's what Skinner proved - animals are bitches - well - the female ones.
maybe that was Pavlov
female rats
so yeah
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 anfry jelus bicthes below
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:21:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:20:46 EDT (#)
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jelous anfry bicth below
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:20:46 EDT (#)
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jelous anfry bicth below
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Operant conditioning and drool. Pavlov would be proud.
<enter any amount of cleavage, stage right>
Uber male 1: WOWSY WOW WOW BEWBEEZ!!!!!!
Uber male 2: OMG A Z CUP!!!!@(#*P_!!!!
Uber male 3: OMGWTFLOLRBOOBZ! I NEVER BIN WITH WOMENZ B4! WILL U B TEECHIN ME HOW 2 SEX???!
Uber male 2: A Z CUP YALL!!$$! ONLY A Z CUP WILL MAKE TEH CLEAVAGES$!!!!!
Uber male 1: OMG U R A BUTTER!!! WIL U UBERDATE WITH ME, THO?? U HAVE BOOBEEZ!!!w
Uber male 4: NOTICEMENOTICEMENOTICEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111FR PLEASE GIVE MY LIFE DEFINITON BY TALKING TO MEE, O SWEET BOOBEEZ!@#!#$$
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If it is Operant Conditioning, then B.F. Skinner (rather than Pavlov) would be proud.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glitter tits!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:55:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-29 13:15:25 EDT (#)
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I like you and all.
But why would you put your boobs on ubersite?
If I had boobs (which I don't, because I'm really a boy) I would would be wary of posting them on ubersite.
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This person is a jealous of any female who is remotely attractive. It is a child with boy like features, who tries to compensate by writing garbage short useless quips of a story, not to mention camwhores of it's pre-pubescent body doing child like things. I dislike it, and feel it's opinion has no warrant here.
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A tad harsh, no?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:27:12 EDT (#)
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GHB'ing them doesn't count, Rutherford B. Hayes.
HEY- YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE RULES IN MID WAGER, HERMIE APHRADITE.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:55:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-29 13:15:25 EDT (#)
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I like you and all.
But why would you put your boobs on ubersite?
If I had boobs (which I don't, because I'm really a boy) I would would be wary of posting them on ubersite.
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This person is a jealous of any female who is remotely attractive. It is a child with boy like features, who tries to compensate by writing garbage short useless quips of a story, not to mention camwhores of it's pre-pubescent body doing child like things. I dislike it, and feel it's opinion has no warrant here.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-29 20:48:24 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAJANGAS!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:48:24 EDT (#)
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BAJANGAS!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Operant conditioning and drool. Pavlov would be proud.
<enter any amount of cleavage, stage right>
Uber male 1: WOWSY WOW WOW BEWBEEZ!!!!!!
Uber male 2: OMG A Z CUP!!!!@(#*P_!!!!
Uber male 3: OMGWTFLOLRBOOBZ! I NEVER BIN WITH WOMENZ B4! WILL U B TEECHIN ME HOW 2 SEX???!
Uber male 2: A Z CUP YALL!!$$! ONLY A Z CUP WILL MAKE TEH CLEAVAGES$!!!!!
Uber male 1: OMG U R A BUTTER!!! WIL U UBERDATE WITH ME, THO?? U HAVE BOOBEEZ!!!w
Uber male 4: NOTICEMENOTICEMENOTICEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111FR PLEASE GIVE MY LIFE DEFINITON BY TALKING TO MEE, O SWEET BOOBEEZ!@#!#$$
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Red, your one fucked up little man.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoops, forgot to rate...
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:37:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:34:49 EDT (#)
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This is Uber man, have some stasndards.
Compliment her juggs and ask her to do somethinng that is degrading, impossible, or painful (or all three) then move on.
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meh...
Pretty eyes impress me more than pretty tits (yeah, yeah, ATTN: Ghey Menz an' all that)
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That being said, she does have real purdy fun-pillows...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-29 20:34:49 BST (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My, you're a cute one, aint'cha?
Lovely eyes...
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She is practically drawing a target on her chest cannons and you are looking at her eyes?!?
This is Uber man, have some stasndards.
Compliment her juggs and ask her to do somethinng that is degrading, impossible, or painful (or all three) then move on.
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Could you please swallow a hedgehog - whole? And dye your hair ginger first?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:34:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My, you're a cute one, aint'cha?
Lovely eyes...
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She is practically drawing a target on her chest cannons and you are looking at her eyes?!?
This is Uber man, have some stasndards.
Compliment her juggs and ask her to do somethinng that is degrading, impossible, or painful (or all three) then move on.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty sure that Shlongy is ageless. Like a force of nature.
a smutty force of nature - but never the less
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GHB'ing them doesn't count, Rutherford B. Hayes.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, I had no idea LittleMonster was even a woman. You're pretty too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:21:15 EDT (#)
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Aww, look at the little man think he's internet cool and tough guy. It's so cute. Shlongy, I'm fairly certain that any of these girls more than 1/2 your age wouldn't touch your cock if had direct access to your fortune.
You'd have already lost that bet, Valentino.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope that just because you have big cans, you don't have a fat ass to go with it.
that would ruin everything...and is usually the case.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aww, look at the little man think he's internet cool and tough guy. It's so cute. Shlongy, I'm fairly certain that any of these girls more than 1/2 your age wouldn't touch your cock if had direct access to your fortune.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:19:35 EDT (#)
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I don't know why the back ground is blurry.
Yes that is a boat. I live by the sea.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:18:30 EDT (#)
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Why is the background blurry, and is that a boat in the water?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut the fuck up for a minute, babydick.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, Badlands, I'm average. But since you have no other joke besides "babydick" I'd thought I'd enlighten you.
Now quit staring at the cocks and try again.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pick my cock, homo.
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Um...no thanks. I'll take your word for it. A big talker like you is surely not trying to cover insecurity and inadequacy issues. I'm sure you're all "hangin' low" down there, big man.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:00:59 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA AT RED :)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a horrible game
'pick my cock!'
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:54:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:39:20 EDT (#)
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You guys are sad if this sets your standard for "hot" and "cute." Granted, if you paid me $5 I'd probably fuck her with a dildo and a slingshot, but holy christ, uber, get some fucking standards. This further proves my theory that this place is packed full of geek retards who've never gotten laid. You guys see and 1/8th of a tit and fly off the handle....
....there's no use.
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The day anyone here needs to take their cues on "standards" from you babydick, is the day hell freezes over. We've all seen the "quality" of cooter you're capable of pulling.
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Once again, very ineffective argument. You've never seen the girl I was humping. You don't know if she is gorgeous or not. And once again, you've seen bits and pieces of my cock: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98964 Pick my cock, homo.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice tits. pretty eyes.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cup size pls
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the ginger bloke is fucking a 'supermodel' ? WTF?
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys are sad if this sets your standard for "hot" and "cute." Granted, if you paid me $5 I'd probably fuck her with a dildo and a slingshot, but holy christ, uber, get some fucking standards. This further proves my theory that this place is packed full of geek retards who've never gotten laid. You guys see and 1/8th of a tit and fly off the handle....
....there's no use.
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The day anyone here needs to take their cues on "standards" from you babydick, is the day hell freezes over. We've all seen the "quality" of cooter you're capable of pulling.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys are sad if this sets your standard for "hot" and "cute." Granted, if you paid me $5 I'd probably fuck her with a dildo and a slingshot, but holy christ, uber, get some fucking standards. ------------
Well, we ALL can't seize the sort of opportunities that you've had for making sweet sweet love to a tattooed supermodel with a pindick.
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Pindick or not, you're attacking what? That I have a small cock? If that was the case, I'm still getting laid by a supermodel making my pindick pretty unimportant. Meanwhile, you're getting hot and heavy over an image of someone you'll never meet.
Not a very good rebuttal, CT.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys are sad if this sets your standard for "hot" and "cute." Granted, if you paid me $5 I'd probably fuck her with a dildo and a slingshot, but holy christ, uber, get some fucking standards. ------------
Well, we ALL can't seize the sort of opportunities that you've had for making sweet sweet love to a tattooed supermodel with a pindick.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HALO THAR BOOBIES!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww you look so young!! hehe EXCELLENT!
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys are sad if this sets your standard for "hot" and "cute." Granted, if you paid me $5 I'd probably fuck her with a dildo and a slingshot, but holy christ, uber, get some fucking standards. This further proves my theory that this place is packed full of geek retards who've never gotten laid. You guys see and 1/8th of a tit and fly off the handle....
....there's no use.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woah you look great as always
[scroll down]
**heart attack
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HALO THAR BOOBIES!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello Munster! I see you decided to let the girls out to play. You must have a very strong back. Lucky you're cute with big knockers like that.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My, you're a cute one, aint'cha?
Lovely eyes...
Submitted by Berty (