Conservatives, Liberals, Republicans, Democrats, and You (NSFW) (762 hits)
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Submitted by <bp5007.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-05-30 05:49:14 EDT
I've figured it out. I finally know the right answer to every political issue on the board today. The answer is...
NEITHER! :D
Think about it! everyone always takes sides on issues. No matter what the issue is, there's a PRO-one side, and a PRO-the other side. And like trained monkeys, we choose a side. Then one side protests, followed quickly by a protest from the other side. Then congress discusses the issue, and regardless of what legislation passes, one side will be pissed off and start suicide bombing, or protesting, or whatever.
If everyone just accepted that both sides were wrong, then everyone wins! or loses! Or BOTH!
HOLY SHIT! Its so simple!
Alright, I know there's a few bad apples out there willing to argue with me. saying something to the extent of:
bUt JetPOKins! Wot Aboot dem Mawderates???!?!!!1 Yew Kant just zay dat eRRbodies wrawng! OMG! ROFLZZOrrZX!!!1
FUCK YOU! I can and I will you black asshole!
(DISCLAIMER: Yes, the term "Black Asshole" comes from eric cartman. Its funny, so i stole it, stop giving me shit for plagerizing, you black assholes.)
Moderates are wrong too, there's no right answer because the right answer pisses off half of the people.
Lets look at some examples:
1) whats your stance on abortion?
-Pro Choice
-Pro Life
-Pro I dont care about fetuses
*The right answer is....All of them are fucking idiots! Nobody's right! Do whatever you want! Either way you're fucked for getting pregnant in the first place.
2) What do you think about the Iraq War?
-MISTAKE!
-SUPER SURGE!
-I dont know?
*Once again, theyre all retards. No matter what happens, people are gonna be pissed off about the outcome.
3) Illegal immigrants?
-they took er JERBS!
-I love mexicans!
-Im pissed but i dont know why!
*THEYRE ALL WRONG! Even the mexicans are wrong!
4) Russia is at it again!
-COLD WAR 2! Bring it ON!!!!!11!
-OMG, I LOVE YOU TEH RUSKIES!
-Im too fat to go to war!
*WRONG WRONG WRONG!!
5) DRIVE HYBRIDS!
-Fuck the enviroment! Blow up the ocean!
-I Fuck the environment! LOVE LOVE LOVE PEACE!
-I drive a bicycle
6) Reperations for slavery!
-NO!
-uh...ok whatever
-Reper-what?
7) Global Warming!
-Not real!
-Totally love love peace love cuddles!
-Omg! I dun no!
ALL OF THEM ARE WRONG!
*phew*
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No matter what the issue is, there's a PRO-one side, and a PRO-the other side
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Submitted by <bp5007.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-05-30 05:49:14 EDT
I've figured it out. I finally know the right answer to every political issue on the board today. The answer is...
NEITHER! :D
Think about it! everyone always takes sides on issues. No matter what the issue is, there's a PRO-one side, and a PRO-the other side. And like trained monkeys, we choose a side. Then one side protests, followed quickly by a protest from the other side. Then congress discusses the issue, and regardless of what legislation passes, one side will be pissed off and start suicide bombing, or protesting, or whatever.
If everyone just accepted that both sides were wrong, then everyone wins! or loses! Or BOTH!
HOLY SHIT! Its so simple!
Alright, I know there's a few bad apples out there willing to argue with me. saying something to the extent of:
bUt JetPOKins! Wot Aboot dem Mawderates???!?!!!1 Yew Kant just zay dat eRRbodies wrawng! OMG! ROFLZZOrrZX!!!1
FUCK YOU! I can and I will you black asshole!
(DISCLAIMER: Yes, the term "Black Asshole" comes from eric cartman. Its funny, so i stole it, stop giving me shit for plagerizing, you black assholes.)
Moderates are wrong too, there's no right answer because the right answer pisses off half of the people.
Lets look at some examples:
1) whats your stance on abortion?
-Pro Choice
-Pro Life
-Pro I dont care about fetuses
*The right answer is....All of them are fucking idiots! Nobody's right! Do whatever you want! Either way you're fucked for getting pregnant in the first place.
2) What do you think about the Iraq War?
-MISTAKE!
-SUPER SURGE!
-I dont know?
*Once again, theyre all retards. No matter what happens, people are gonna be pissed off about the outcome.
3) Illegal immigrants?
-they took er JERBS!
-I love mexicans!
-Im pissed but i dont know why!
*THEYRE ALL WRONG! Even the mexicans are wrong!
4) Russia is at it again!
-COLD WAR 2! Bring it ON!!!!!11!
-OMG, I LOVE YOU TEH RUSKIES!
-Im too fat to go to war!
*WRONG WRONG WRONG!!
5) DRIVE HYBRIDS!
-Fuck the enviroment! Blow up the ocean!
-I Fuck the environment! LOVE LOVE LOVE PEACE!
-I drive a bicycle
6) Reperations for slavery!
-NO!
-uh...ok whatever
-Reper-what?
7) Global Warming!
-Not real!
-Totally love love peace love cuddles!
-Omg! I dun no!
ALL OF THEM ARE WRONG!
*phew*
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