An Atypical Invitation (484 hits)
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Submitted by Unban S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-05-30 08:33:27 EDT
Is the smell of bleach ever inviting?
Borax is the alternative. A mostly odorless substitute with the effervescent power to clean just as well, Borax has lost its due title as cleaning agent. Some 30 to 40 years ago and previous cloth diapers were the standard and disposable hadn't even been invented. Sure, I'm absolutely sure that they were thought of, but perhaps the repercussions of mass landfills brimmed with these disgusting little shit cannisters wasn't envisioned. How biodegradable are they?
As it were, people would clean the mass of the mess out of the diaper and rinse the cloth diaper, which by the way is less irritable to the baby's skin. Then, they would throw them into a diaper pail, similar to your wash basket, except that it was encased and completely enclosed and filled with a soaking liquid. What was the soaking liquid?
If you guessed Borax, then you have been paying attention.
As stated, Borax is mostly odorless, but does it get your whites really white?
Bleach does.
Bleach also disinfects.
Have you ever smelled someone who has a fresh white dress, or a fresh white shirt, or a fresh pair of socks (odd, I know), or a fresh white pair of pants...I think you get the hint? When you smell that they used bleach, do you get the feeling that they are hiding something, or trying to cover something up?
What disease does this person have that they require bleach? It's this smell, not pungent, more arrogant than anything, somewhere along the lines of pine sol. Do you really have crabs, AIDS, tumors, diphtheria, typhoid fever, the black plague, tuberculosis, strep throat, herpes, hepatitis, etc., et. al, etc., et. al?
Do I need to cover you in a tarpaulin to rid you of this smell or should I accept it?
Have you ever been to a hotel and the floors in the bathroom are dingy? It's gross. Your mind wanders, roams into the abysmal darkness of thought. Dingy turns into a slimy grime, that turns into a dirt encrusted toilet; it's on the sink, in the shower, on the toilet bowl; it climbs up the walls; the shower curtains are no longer safe...then it takes over your whole hotel room...
When it is absolutely necessary to use a public restroom, I do find it comforting, welcoming, and even embracing to smell bleach. Who enjoys excreting in (pun intended) shitholes? Does anyone welcome and unclean and unsanitary environ?
I ask you again, is the smell of bleach ever inviting?
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-30 23:09:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-30 23:01:34 EST (#)
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Thorpedo, I was doing that 7-8 months ago. You should try something else.
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WTF are you talking about
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-30 21:36:18 EDT (#)
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I worked night shift through college for a laundry detergent factory. Their super secret "bleach alternative" is just borax.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-30 21:00:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:35:01 EDT (#)
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What Schlongy said.
-2DIE
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:49:13 EDT (#)
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When it's going up your (and I do mean YOUR) ass.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:06:27 EDT (#)
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I want to fuck scourge in his vagina.
HARD.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:46:47 EDT (#)
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As inviting as the smell of your ass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:11:37 EDT (#)
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ps, -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:11:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:01:34 EDT (#)
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Thorpedo, I was doing that 7-8 months ago. You should try something else.
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And dozens of other people did it before you ever did, you silly douchebag. Add to that the fact that what we are talking about doing isn't really some fascinating thing to brag about doing and now we all look like morons.
I want a divorce.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:21:15 EDT (#)
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Cillit BANG!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:13:34 EDT (#)
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I like the smell of bleach. 'Cause I know it's clean. I'm weird.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:06:41 EDT (#)
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scissors
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:01:34 EDT (#)
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Thorpedo, I was doing that 7-8 months ago. You should try something else.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:01:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:58:41 EDT (#)
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CT, this wasn't about "huffing" anything. It's a serious inquiry into the 'odor' of bleach...
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I know...that comment was directed at the Mr_Burns alter, not you.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:00:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unban S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-05-30 22:33:27 EST
Is the smell of bleach ever inviting?
Borat is the alternative. A mostly odorless substitute with the effervescent power to clean just as well, Borat has lost its due title as cleaning agent. Some 30 to 40 years ago and previous cloth diapers were the standard and disposable hadn't even been invented. Sure, I'm absolutely sure that they were thought of, but perhaps the repercussions of mass landfills brimmed with these disgusting little shit cannisters wasn't envisioned. How biodegradable are they?
As it were, people would clean the mass of the mess out of the diaper and rinse the cloth diaper, which by the way is less irritable to the baby's skin. Then, they would throw them into a diaper pail, similar to your wash basket, except that it was encased and completely enclosed and filled with a soaking liquid. What was the soaking liquid?
If you guessed Borat, then you have been paying attention.
As stated, Borat is mostly odorless, but does it get your whites really white?
Bleach does.
Bleach also disinfects.
Have you ever smelled someone who has a fresh white dress, or a fresh white shirt, or a fresh pair of socks (odd, I know), or a fresh white pair of pants...I think you get the hint? When you smell that they used bleach, do you get the feeling that they are hiding something, or trying to cover something up?
What disease does this person have that they require bleach? It's this smell, not pungent, more arrogant than anything, somewhere along the lines of pine sol. Do you really have crabs, AIDS, tumors, diphtheria, typhoid fever, the black plague, tuberculosis, strep throat, herpes, hepatitis, etc., et. al, etc., et. al?
Do I need to cover you in a tarpaulin to rid you of this smell or should I accept it?
Have you ever been to a hotel and the floors in the bathroom are dingy? It's gross. Your mind wanders, roams into the abysmal darkness of thought. Dingy turns into a slimy grime, that turns into a dirt encrusted toilet; it's on the sink, in the shower, on the toilet bowl; it climbs up the walls; the shower curtains are no longer safe...then it takes over your whole hotel room...
When it is absolutely necessary to use a public restroom, I do find it comforting, welcoming, and even embracing to smell bleach. Who enjoys excreting in (pun intended) shitholes? Does anyone welcome and unclean and unsanitary environ?
I ask you again, is the smell of bleach ever inviting?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:00:01 EDT (#)
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As far as the question posed by the post, I'd take bleach smell over chlorine or chloramine smell from a pool any day.
Or skunk. I'd rather smell like bleach than a skunk.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:58:41 EDT (#)
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CT, this wasn't about "huffing" anything. It's a serious inquiry into the 'odor' of bleach...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:58:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:54:40 BST (#)
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If I start shaving my asshole
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This made me choke on my banana
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:55:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:50:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:48:39 EDT (#)
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Try the smell of ammonia and bleach mixed together sometime. It's quite inviting.
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HAR HAR.
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Just saying, if you're gonna huff bleach, why not go the full nine yards?
Me love you long time! ^_^
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:54:40 EDT (#)
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If I start shaving my asshole now it'll probably grow back in 3 months, tops. I would be too embarrassed to get it done "professionally" so I would have to flatten my cheeks while propping myself up on the bathroom sink in front of the mirror while trying to squeeze the width of the razor in long enough to do a couple of passes, dry because I don't want shaving cream burning my asshole and very rough because I don't want my fingers going anywhere near the hole. Is something this extreme expected of a man?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:50:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:48:39 EDT (#)
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Try the smell of ammonia and bleach mixed together sometime. It's quite inviting.
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HAR HAR.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:49:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:44:24 EDT (#)
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(I have a very hairy asshole and have no intention of shaving it)
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BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:48:39 EDT (#)
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Try the smell of ammonia and bleach mixed together sometime. It's quite inviting.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:44:24 EDT (#)
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do many women on ubersite bleach their assholes? I hope they at least shave their assholes
(I have a very hairy asshole and have no intention of shaving it)
Submitted by Mr_Burns (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:42:22 EDT (#)
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Huffing bleach made me the man I am today.