I Love You, Method (412 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.02 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mr Burns (View user info) at 2007-05-30 08:38:09 EDT
I love you Method.
Last night was amazing.
Never before have I experienced such a feeling.
Everything about you is fantastic, from your color to your sweat to your unforgiving quality to be anything other than what you are.
After my last, I never thought there would be anything to replace it. But then you appear in my life, a shining example of all that is right with the world.
Your molded good looks called to me. Your heavenly scent attracted me through a mist of pungent odour and pestilence.
When I carried you down the sidewalk to my apartment, I knew there would never again be any other in my life.
For so long have I fantasized about your hardness and clarity. For so long have I dreamed about what we did in that bathroom.
You never argue, you never say no. Not once have you let me down.
Your endless secretion knows no bounds. No matter how much I pump your stiffened shaft, you never cease to release your silken treasure into the palm of my hand.
Your sticky-sweet goodness drips between my fingers, and I rub the excess on my face, your fluid cleansing my very soul.
Never again shall I be without you.
I love you Method.
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
emo's have feelings too
see below
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is this negative?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel stunning And entrancing, Feel like running and dancing for joyyyyyyyyyyyy, For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel witty... oh so witty... so witty, and witty, and whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Best Buy laid off a bunch of their "dead weight" and Method was, unfortunately, a victim.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Mr_Burns (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-30 07:51:28 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method's dead and buried.
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O RLY?
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Ah. I had forgotten that everyone on Uber is Method. Ah.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love that soap, it smells incredible.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No this is true, i have no idea what I meant. I needed the bathroom.
You're witty, thats all I wanted to say.
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You're witty; this is shitty! la la la la laaaaaa
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No this is true, i have no idea what I meant. I needed the bathroom.
You're witty, thats all I wanted to say.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-30 22:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How long have you been wanting to write that Thorpe.............
I bet you checked every daay....awwww!!! very witty!
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This doesn't make any sense.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How long have you been wanting to write that Thorpe.............
I bet you checked every daay....awwww!!! very witty!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-25 22:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha, holy shit, this alter has so much potential!
If there is anything that needed satire, it was this.
I almost died laughing when I saw the photo!
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Heheh, I remember writing this review and hoping someone would rise to the bait, but no-one did.
Submitted by Mr_Burns (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-30 07:51:28 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method's dead and buried.
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O RLY?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method's dead and buried. Stop digging him up and sucking his dick.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whose method?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YES.
Except, NO!