APW: Dr. Seuss (961 hits)
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Submitted by The Drake in the Hat (View user info) at 2007-05-30 11:38:29 EDT
"OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!
THERE IS FUN TO BE DONE! THERE ARE
POINTS TO BE SCORED. THERE ARE GAMES TO BE WON."
From: Oh, The Places You'll Go!
Theodor Seuss Geisel, better known to the world as the beloved Dr. Seuss, was born in 1904 on Howard Street in Springfield, Massachusetts. His mother, Henrietta Seuss Geisel, often soothed her children to sleep by "chanting" rhymes remembered from her youth. Ted credited his mother with both his ability and desire to create the rhymes for which he became so well known.
To please his father, who wanted him to be a college professor, Ted went on to Oxford University in England after graduation. However, his academic studies bored him, and he decided to tour Europe instead. Oxford did provide him the opportunity to meet a classmate, Helen Palmer, who not only became his first wife, but also a children's author and book editor.
After returning to the United States, Ted began to pursue a career as a cartoonist. The Saturday Evening Post and other publications published some of his early pieces, but the bulk of Ted's activity during his early career was devoted to creating advertising campaigns for Standard Oil, which he did for more than 15 years.
The Cat in the Hat, perhaps the defining book of Ted's career, developed as part of a unique joint venture between Houghton Mifflin (Vanguard Press) and Random House. Houghton Mifflin asked Ted to write and illustrate a children's primer using only 225 "new-reader" vocabulary words. Because he was under contract to Random House, Random House obtained the trade publication rights, and Houghton Mifflin kept the school rights. With the release of The Cat in the Hat, Ted became the definitive children's book author and illustrator.
At the time of his death on September 24, 1991, Ted had written and illustrated 44 children's books, including such all-time favorites as Green Eggs and Ham, Oh, the Places You'll Go, Fox in Socks, and How the Grinch Stole Christmas. His books had been translated into more than 15 languages. Over 200 million copies had found their way into homes and hearts around the world.
His honors included two Academy awards, two Emmy awards, a Peabody award and the Pulitzer Prize.
User Reviews
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for the trick question
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I must get these for teh baby.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-31 06:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy childhood memories.
Submitted by Realpolitik (user info) at 2007-05-31 00:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for just getting Oh the Places you'll Go as a gift 2 days ago
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-05-31 00:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i always liked the cat playing the pool/mini golf amalgam
Submitted by captainamerica13 (user info) at 2007-05-30 22:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That brings back memories.....Green eggs and ham was my favorite. Good post.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-30 21:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
eh
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-05-30 20:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Lorax pwned my face.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 17:42:12 EDT (#)
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I was gonna say, If you named your kid moon-child....you deserve bad things, however a translation is acceptable.
my name means god's gift...in yiddish or something.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-30 17:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It actually means "night-child." Too much coffee.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-30 17:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The kid's first word was "moon," which seems appropriate given that her middle name means "moon child" in another language. Not a hippie-name, goddammit.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 17:19:52 EDT (#)
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I am in the process of doing it now (not right now, but now in the universal sense).
She likes hop on pop. cause she can say "hop" and "pop"
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-30 17:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed this all day. I wish I could blame it on drugs.
Marvin K. Mooney, will you please go now!
Get yourself a Ga-zoom!
You can go with a BOOM!
If you like you can go in an old blue shoe
Just go, go, go!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-30 17:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spent a couple years reading them regularly to the kid.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-30 14:52:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-30 14:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one plus
two plus
Here's a new two plus
A new plus two plus just for you!
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Dude, this is just about the GAYEST review I've ever seen. So gay I can barely stop laughing.
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>curtsy<
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He did a lot of stuff on Hitler.
Well it being the era that it was, I can't say I blame him.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:46:39 EDT (#)
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He won both Oscars for documentaries, btw, one of which was about Hitler.
I think Yertle the Turtle is actually Hitler, too.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one plus
two plus
Here's a new two plus
A new plus two plus just for you!
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Dude, this is just about the GAYEST review I've ever seen. So gay I can barely stop laughing.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one plus
two plus
Here's a new two plus
A new plus two plus just for you!
>bong hit<
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:19:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dr Seuss stole my wallet.
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Only to buy you some tom-tanglers.
He stoley'd the wallet
to buy his friend pim,
a goozle von whatzit,
a hoozit, at whim.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dr Seuss stole my wallet.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He is such a penis I will cry and punch my groin tonight. Weep.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ouch....I see what you mean
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' sweet since richardDickless RUINED ALL MAH RATINGS!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:57:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:13:07 EDT (#)
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First to answer gets 3 +2's
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Rating: 2 (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2007-05-30 07:58:55 EDT
Rating: 2 (#)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108812#2429212
They're right there, funkmaster. WeRD up!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where are my other 2 btw?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They got to 0.45 nK (billionths of a Kelvin) in 2003.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Obligatory Uber-seuss linkwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86343
I like the adult illustrations. Refreshing perspective on ol' Ted.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah there's always a source of heat getting to said object.
I saw it on bill nye the science guy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never been reached apparently.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:44:25 EDT (#)
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ZIng!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Absolute zero = -273.15°C
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:20:44 EDT (#)
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Go fly a kyke
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:17:19 EDT (#)
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Seuss was a kike
whose we all like
He is a dirty jew
please kill him for you.
That didn't work but I didn't know he was a jew penny.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So apparently this is really entertaining....just not entertaining in a "I have a thought to share" kind of way.
I feel the same way now that I have re-viewed this.
So...here's a conversation starter:
What's the temperature of Absolute Zero?
First to answer gets 3 +2's
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There was a Dr. Seuss catagory on Jeopardy last night.
I popped three out of the five.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My favorite is the cat at the pool table. It seems so....not seuss-y
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the Nazi creature.