Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"Work is the scourge of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. Tantoo...I made it up. It...
  2. http://www.ube- rsite.com/m/...
  3. Quitting with the E-Cigarette
  4. Wimbledon (rantish in natu...
  5. Medical Marijuana Reformatted
  6. MASSIVE update
  7. Very Likey A Pointless Ube...
  8. Ten Cars, Million Bucks Ba...
  9. Problem Solved
  10. Shouldn't have walked
more...
Most Heated
  1. Medical Marijuana Reformatted (52 heat)
  2. Wimbledon (rantish in natu... (38 heat)
  3. Quitting with the E-Cigarette (34 heat)
  4. spermicidal mexicans and PETA (27 heat)
  5. Farting in the toilet shou... (24 heat)
  6. Michael Bay & the Gang Cra... (23 heat)
  7. MASSIVE update (23 heat)
  8. ...of the Son, and of the ... (23 heat)
  9. Bitch, I'm On a Boat! (22 heat)
  10. Quitting smoking?!?!?! (21 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1199619 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (751793 hits)
  3. How The Hell Do I Get Out ... (490615 hits)
  4. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (418688 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (368472 hits)
  6. How To Pick Up Chicks (345136 hits)
  7. Knockoff porn movie titles (320519 hits)
  8. My J-Date Misadventure (299904 hits)
  9. Masturbating on Skype with... (285110 hits)
  10. Badass Australian Cows (270141 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1543736 hits)
  2. The Crystal Method (1522632 hits)
  3. Razor (1497857 hits)
  4. JMG114 (1453198 hits)
  5. Sydeburnz (1375151 hits)
  6. MickGinny (1367324 hits)
  7. loki (1120916 hits)
  8. Jonukah (1051048 hits)
  9. VACANCY (1029965 hits)
  10. Sayonara (1020758 hits)
  11. weeeeep (996240 hits)
  12. Whacko Jacko (959823 hits)
  13. Ubersite needs me! (944714 hits)
  14. Tom (900405 hits)
  15. apollo88 (817338 hits)
  16. I Got A Life So I Don't Ha... (808884 hits)
  17. T+I+G+E+R L+I+L+L+Y (795849 hits)
  18. Sorrell (787333 hits)
  19. Wally (762007 hits)
  20. RIP™ (748674 hits)
  21. Tremble, hetero swine! (737138 hits)
  22. RON PAUL 2008! (729985 hits)
  23. HIDDEN101 (726145 hits)
  24. UGR09 Undeserved Champion (698549 hits)
  25. Phallic_fucking_ Cymbals (696070 hits)
  26. User Blocked (690903 hits)
  27. Will Zone (690339 hits)
  28. iddqd (673882 hits)
  29. kaos-king (665468 hits)
  30. kaos-king (634793 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

APW: Dr. Seuss (1161 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.7 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by The Drake in the Hat (View user info) at 2007-05-30 11:38:29 EDT


"OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!
THERE IS FUN TO BE DONE! THERE ARE
POINTS TO BE SCORED. THERE ARE GAMES TO BE WON."
From: Oh, The Places You'll Go!


Theodor Seuss Geisel, better known to the world as the beloved Dr. Seuss, was born in 1904 on Howard Street in Springfield, Massachusetts. His mother, Henrietta Seuss Geisel, often soothed her children to sleep by "chanting" rhymes remembered from her youth. Ted credited his mother with both his ability and desire to create the rhymes for which he became so well known.

To please his father, who wanted him to be a college professor, Ted went on to Oxford University in England after graduation. However, his academic studies bored him, and he decided to tour Europe instead. Oxford did provide him the opportunity to meet a classmate, Helen Palmer, who not only became his first wife, but also a children's author and book editor.

After returning to the United States, Ted began to pursue a career as a cartoonist. The Saturday Evening Post and other publications published some of his early pieces, but the bulk of Ted's activity during his early career was devoted to creating advertising campaigns for Standard Oil, which he did for more than 15 years.

The Cat in the Hat, perhaps the defining book of Ted's career, developed as part of a unique joint venture between Houghton Mifflin (Vanguard Press) and Random House. Houghton Mifflin asked Ted to write and illustrate a children's primer using only 225 "new-reader" vocabulary words. Because he was under contract to Random House, Random House obtained the trade publication rights, and Houghton Mifflin kept the school rights. With the release of The Cat in the Hat, Ted became the definitive children's book author and illustrator.

At the time of his death on September 24, 1991, Ted had written and illustrated 44 children's books, including such all-time favorites as Green Eggs and Ham, Oh, the Places You'll Go, Fox in Socks, and How the Grinch Stole Christmas. His books had been translated into more than 15 languages. Over 200 million copies had found their way into homes and hearts around the world.

His honors included two Academy awards, two Emmy awards, a Peabody award and the Pulitzer Prize.




TEDDYGEISEL.jpg (545 kB)

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for the trick question

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I must get these for teh baby.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-31 06:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy childhood memories.

Submitted by Realpolitik (user info) at 2007-05-31 00:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for just getting Oh the Places you'll Go as a gift 2 days ago

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-05-31 00:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i always liked the cat playing the pool/mini golf amalgam

Submitted by captainamerica13 (user info) at 2007-05-30 22:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That brings back memories.....Green eggs and ham was my favorite. Good post.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-30 21:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

eh

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-05-30 20:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Lorax pwned my face.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 17:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I was gonna say, If you named your kid moon-child....you deserve bad things, however a translation is acceptable.

my name means god's gift...in yiddish or something.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-30 17:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It actually means "night-child." Too much coffee.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-30 17:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The kid's first word was "moon," which seems appropriate given that her middle name means "moon child" in another language. Not a hippie-name, goddammit.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 17:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am in the process of doing it now (not right now, but now in the universal sense).

She likes hop on pop. cause she can say "hop" and "pop"

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-30 17:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I missed this all day. I wish I could blame it on drugs.


Marvin K. Mooney, will you please go now!
Get yourself a Ga-zoom!
You can go with a BOOM!
If you like you can go in an old blue shoe
Just go, go, go!

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-30 17:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Spent a couple years reading them regularly to the kid.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-30 14:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-30 14:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

one plus

two plus

Here's a new two plus

A new plus two plus just for you!

---

Dude, this is just about the GAYEST review I've ever seen. So gay I can barely stop laughing.

---

>curtsy<


Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

He did a lot of stuff on Hitler.

Well it being the era that it was, I can't say I blame him.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

He won both Oscars for documentaries, btw, one of which was about Hitler.

I think Yertle the Turtle is actually Hitler, too.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

one plus

two plus

Here's a new two plus

A new plus two plus just for you!

=======

Dude, this is just about the GAYEST review I've ever seen. So gay I can barely stop laughing.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


one plus

two plus

Here's a new two plus

A new plus two plus just for you!




>bong hit<


Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dr Seuss stole my wallet.
=====
Only to buy you some tom-tanglers.

He stoley'd the wallet
to buy his friend pim,
a goozle von whatzit,
a hoozit, at whim.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dr Seuss stole my wallet.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He is such a penis I will cry and punch my groin tonight. Weep.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ouch....I see what you mean

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckin' sweet since richardDickless RUINED ALL MAH RATINGS!

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking:

First to answer gets 3 +2's

APW: Antoni Gaudi   (Rating: 1.84 on 40 reviews, last by The_Drake 10 minutes ago)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2007-03-28 06:12:42 EDT
Rating: 2 (#)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108812#2429212

APW: Thom Yorke - The Clock [D&AD '07]   (Rating: 1.33 on 77 reviews, last by The_Drake 11 minutes ago)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2007-05-02 05:10:30 EDT
Rating: 2 (#)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108812#2429212

APW: The Zimmers   (Rating: -0.2 on 9 reviews, last by The_Drake 11 minutes ago)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2007-05-30 07:58:55 EDT
Rating: 2 (#)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108812#2429212

They're right there, funkmaster. WeRD up!


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where are my other 2 btw?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They got to 0.45 nK (billionths of a Kelvin) in 2003.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Obligatory Uber-seuss linkwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86343


I like the adult illustrations. Refreshing perspective on ol' Ted.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah there's always a source of heat getting to said object.


I saw it on bill nye the science guy.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Never been reached apparently.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ZIng!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Absolute zero = -273.15°C

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Go fly a kyke

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seuss was a kike
whose we all like
He is a dirty jew
please kill him for you.


That didn't work but I didn't know he was a jew penny.

Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So apparently this is really entertaining....just not entertaining in a "I have a thought to share" kind of way.

I feel the same way now that I have re-viewed this.

So...here's a conversation starter:

What's the temperature of Absolute Zero?

First to answer gets 3 +2's

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There was a Dr. Seuss catagory on Jeopardy last night.

I popped three out of the five.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My favorite is the cat at the pool table. It seems so....not seuss-y

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the Nazi creature.


It's okay, Marge. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too
much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those
tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival