My Hate Gun (896 hits)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (View user info) at 2007-05-30 19:13:33 EDT
I wake up and put 6 bullets in my hate gun.
I see a homeless man on the street asking for money.
I look around and shove my hate gun in his mouth and pull the trigger.
It is glorious.
I see a chick with a fat ass walking in front of me.
I follow her down an alley where I break her face with the butt of my hate gun.
I shove it up her ass and pull the trigger.
It is glorious.
I see a cop on the street directing traffic.
I walk up and whisper in his ear "piggy pig."
When he turns around I shove my hate gun in his stomach and pull the trigger.
It is glorious.
I get to work and see my secretary.
She gives me papers to sign; as I walk away I remember I hate her.
I put my hate gun behind her head and pull the trigger.
It is glorious.
I see the bus driver swearing at traffic.
I pay the toll and reach for my hate gun.
I push it hard into his temple and pull the trigger.
It is glorious.
I stand at the base of the steps to my house.
I look up at the door.
I reach for my hate gun and stick it in my mouth.
I pull the trigger and it is glorious.
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Alright, alright. On a lighter note what the hell is going on in the world?
There's freakin' zombies out there running around ripping limbs off people!
Chasing them through the forest and killing them.
Oh, I'm full of shit am I?
http://www.filecabi.net/video/real_zombie_attack.html
Have a great day.
User Reviews
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe you -2ed it because it's an awful poem, a boring picture, and a mediocre link?
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Whatever troll boy. You belong in the bottom of a tree making cookies.
Back off before I ram my hate gun in your asshole and shake it around real
good.
I'll fuck you till you love me faggot.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-31 18:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe you -2ed it because it's an awful poem, a boring picture, and a mediocre link?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't love you either - so the marriage is off.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm unsure why I have such a negative review on your post - I can't quite recall why I was riled - it may have been done incorrectly - I'll neutralise it.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-05-31 07:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's a Beretta chambered for either 9mm or .40 caliber. Those rounds are for a .38 caliber revolver.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-31 00:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not bad
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2007-05-30 23:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU PULL THE TRIGGER OF MY LOVE GUN
Submitted by captainamerica13 (user info) at 2007-05-30 23:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn.
One hell of a poem, I like it.
Damn zombies, we gotta blow em off the porch with a shotgun all the time out here in the country.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-05-30 23:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is shit and you know it
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-30 21:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well that was interesting.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-30 21:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent poem!
Cool video too, although...
<nerd> if that was a thermal imaging camera, why did the "zombies" look just like the real person. I assume zombies would be significantly cooler than a live human. </nerd>
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that's actually a good point
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-05-30 21:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanted to give a full +2 for this excellent piece, but you used the "zed word." Not cool.
...aww, what the hell.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-30 20:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did the exact same thing today but replace "Hate gun" with 'penis'.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s. I LOVE YOU
Right back @ ya homo. There ain't nothing fake about your skys.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa red.......that was mighty passionate for you
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up you cockless whinge fucker. Honestly - I'm bored with your presence.
p.s. I LOVE YOU
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWESOME.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent poem!
Cool video too, although...
<nerd> if that was a thermal imaging camera, why did the "zombies" look just like the real person. I assume zombies would be significantly cooler than a live human. </nerd>
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wont Lechy.....well....I might.
Thsnkyou E, I just like to be reassured sometimes
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Monster, stop camping here and get into gabbly
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
there's no such thing as zombies, LM.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ZOMBIES PEOPLE
PLEASE CONFIRM THEY ARE NOT WAITING OUTSIDE MY DOOR
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool pic
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
;)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
notice I didn't rule myself out...
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*blinks*
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
notice I didn't rule myself out...
nice poem, by the way, ih8.
and if there's a crosshairs trained on those zombies, why didn't anyone shoot?
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-30 16:25:23 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Experima. Anyway I already ran it by her. She said I can't touch you. :-(
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's a lovely gal! your a lucky guy
Someone confirm to me that there aren't really any zombies........or I'm going to go and hole up in the pub next door right now. Shaun of the dead style
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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That clip is killing me....
It looks so real!
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Yes I know. I almost quit my job today and ran for the hills. But then I thought
"NO WAIT! ZOMBIES ARE IN THE FOREST!"
There's nowhere to hide people. It's the dawn of our demise.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i want a hate gun
and a smite button, too
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Experima. Anyway I already ran it by her. She said I can't touch you. :-(
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe they're Zombies on crack?
Seriously if that was real and the runner had an Uzi and he missed EVERY SINGLE ONE of the zombies, he deserved to be torn asunder. I hate guns but I could hit a fucking zombie with a machine gun for Christ's sakes.
I still like how that guy retches...twice...
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who's your girly? I'm afriad I would have to decline, but thank you for the offer. Shouldn't you have run that by her first?
That clip is killing me....
It looks so real!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ZOMBIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SLOW AREN'T THEY?
WHY ARE THEY FUCKING RUNNING AROUND SO FAST?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK THAT BIT OF FILM IN THE ARSE!!!!
I HAVE TO TRY AND SLEEP NOW!!!
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+2 for that too.
Hey Little Monster I saw your camwhore. Wanna have a threesome with me and my girly girl girl girly?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool poem to, by the way.
Somehow made me think of the Soprano's theme song.
Only cooler.
And not as Wopishy.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK THAT BIT OF FILM IN THE ARSE!!!!
I HAVE TO TRY AND SLEEP NOW!!!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't figure out if it's real or not. It sure as fuck looks real. Christ I hope that's not real.
Is that real?
P.S. I never give a shit about spelling. Just ask my girly.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I spelled something wrong. I get pissed off about that stuff...
Yeah...that video is fucking out there eh? What the fuck is up with that?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why the repost?