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Uber Dungaree Camwhore, plus an extra funky jumper and im not ginger either.... (1939 hits)

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Rating: 1.73 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sancho Panza (View user info) at 2007-05-31 07:03:00 EDT


Hi. I'm, uh, I'm a pet psychiatrist. I sell couch insurance. Mm-hmm, and I - and I test-market positive thinking. I lead a weekend men's group, we specialize in ritual killings. Yeah, you look great! God, yeah! Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? Hi, I'm Martin Blank, you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough.

And yes I have a pudding basin haircut.





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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-12 06:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Grosse Pointe Blank, ftw

Oh, and you look like a total douche. I'm glad I didn't look like that when I was youn---
Aww, goddamnit, mom!

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-01-12 04:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have no idea where the text comes from, but nice haircut.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-26 08:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Kid from home alone

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-07-10 07:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WOW A QUEER

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-07 09:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well this is why i never see your posts. you have different names.

Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fine then, be off with you boy. I was going to pay you handsomely for your work, but you won't see penny one from me now, you slag.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

To be honest I prefer the mixture...... The cerebral musicality of Jazz mixed with the visceral groove of funk

Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You get to hang out with me and my animals. I'll teach you the secret of funk too boy.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What happens in this circus........

Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fancy joining my circus boy?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


>hug!<


Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-06-05 20:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your stalking doesn't scurr me!

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-04 05:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Congrats on the fizzy pop league.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-04 05:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Coley that so just looks like you just called me the hotness! Wah hey!!


Bet you did that on purpose ;)



Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-06-04 01:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my god, I think you are!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-02 08:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

TEH HOTNESS BELOW

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-06-02 03:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cuuuuuuuuute

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-01 22:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

really! woo hooo!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-01 13:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd hit it

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-01 12:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Luke Skywalker, age 4.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cute broad.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cute kid.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-01 08:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://xafarica.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/calimero.jpg

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-01 08:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wtf, it's a human Calimero

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-01 07:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hang on, I certainly do not look ginger, MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-01 03:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sweet.


Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-05-31 21:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Seth Green?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-31 23:44:05 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

looks ginger

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-31 18:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

looks ginger

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I missed that one. Just saw the Home Alone reference...

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well some one said! Grosse Point Blank.

Sorry!!

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not helpful, Emission...

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what large eyes you have....

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fey, it's what everyone else is quoting too.

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come / I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come / I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off / I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off / I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I come.


Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Bowlhead.











Lungfish - What're you quoting? It's niggling me...

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-31 13:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-31 18:12:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sympathy +2

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dont lie.... u like my dungarees, dont you ............

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-31 13:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sympathy +2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the jumper alone. Sweeeeetie.

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

flapjacksupreme here didn't get enough hugs as a child.
p.s. why are people sending me e-mails about this dude? simon? like i care

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Everything you ever wanted to know about raebuf
User id: 17692
Registered on or around: 2005-03-29 19:53:53 EST
# Messages posted: 3
# Reviews written: 10
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 47
# Hits: 708
Average rating of all messages: -0.37
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You would know, wouldn't you, fuck face? When, and if, I want to hear your opinion I'll take my cock out of your mouth.

Got it?

Swell.

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

aWWW, kILL YOURSElF

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this guy is a fucking idiot.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

aWWW, kILL YOURSElF

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd hit it.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you knew all the girlies would come runnin'.


I'm no exception AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmmm I think the STD one is more accurate.


Clown???!!!!




Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Which one you want, clown? This one, or the polarised one with the STD on yer face?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2007-05-31 09:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 Grosse Point Blank.

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-05-31 08:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

home alone 2 sucked.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-31 08:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2

AWWWWWW

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-31 07:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Quality.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-31 07:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awwwwwwwwww


Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.

Homer: It is?

Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers.

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