Nigger Please and the Word Ups (1915 hits)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2007-05-31 09:00:53 EDT
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
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Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-06-05 17:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-06-01 05:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://jj.am/gallery/v/TV/StopPostingJohnnyDepp.gif.html
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-01 00:20:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-31 21:38:15 EDT (#)
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Play it back in Irfanview - you can blow it up to full screen and not lose too much detail. The gun smokes just a little. There's violent motion of the hand and head at the same time when the gun fires. There's a small eruption from the opposite side of the head/neck. The head hits the ground hard when he falls. Looks real.
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2007-05-31 21:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-31 18:57:22 EDT (#)
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this reminded me of a movie I watched the other day called 'Ken Park', that opening scene creeped me the fuck out.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-31 18:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont get it - he bites into a Hershey bar and gets real sick?????
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For Professorfuckface's review
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:13:16 EDT (#)
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there is blood - why did he do it? Is it real?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-31 13:12:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:50:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:46:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:38:32 EDT (#)
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+2 for the GIF - I too would love to know where he gets these.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:20:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:50:31 EDT (#)
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To begin, this is a tale of how my very existence was twisted and transformed in a most peculiar way. Please have a seat, for I wish to take a moment to relate to you the fascinating odyssey which ultimately led to my reign as the Prince of Bel-Air. I was sired and reared in West Philadelphia. As a lad, most of my time was spent at the neighborhood recreation center where I would laze about and relax in a most charming manner - that is, when I was not engaging my chums in a friendly game of basketball at the schoolhouse. Around this time, two young hooligans had begun to stage a campaign of vandalism and intimidation in my neighborhood. When my mother discovered I had had a bit of an altercation with the ruffians, she insisted I leave town at once and take up lodgings with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. As the taxi approached, heeding my beckoning whistle, I could discern the word "FRESH" emblazoned upon its license plate, and took particular note of the pair of plush novelty dice which hung from the rear-view mirror. I was a bit taken aback by these strange omens, but quickly put them out of my mind as I cheerfully called to the driver: "To Bel-Air, my good man!" We arrived safely in Bel-Air at dusk, and as the driver came to a stop in front of the house where I was to live, I left him with the words: "Farewell, sir. Perhaps my nostrils shall delight in your aroma once more!" To be sure, it was a long journey, and as I gazed upon my estate in all its splendor, I knew once and for all that my rightful place was on the throne - as the young scion of the great and mighty kingdom of Bel-Air!
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I was highly confused by this little diddy. Thank you for providing the in-depth translation.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fake
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:50:31 EDT (#)
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To begin, this is a tale of how my very existence was twisted and transformed in a most peculiar way. Please have a seat, for I wish to take a moment to relate to you the fascinating odyssey which ultimately led to my reign as the Prince of Bel-Air. I was sired and reared in West Philadelphia. As a lad, most of my time was spent at the neighborhood recreation center where I would laze about and relax in a most charming manner - that is, when I was not engaging my chums in a friendly game of basketball at the schoolhouse. Around this time, two young hooligans had begun to stage a campaign of vandalism and intimidation in my neighborhood. When my mother discovered I had had a bit of an altercation with the ruffians, she insisted I leave town at once and take up lodgings with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. As the taxi approached, heeding my beckoning whistle, I could discern the word "FRESH" emblazoned upon its license plate, and took particular note of the pair of plush novelty dice which hung from the rear-view mirror. I was a bit taken aback by these strange omens, but quickly put them out of my mind as I cheerfully called to the driver: "To Bel-Air, my good man!" We arrived safely in Bel-Air at dusk, and as the driver came to a stop in front of the house where I was to live, I left him with the words: "Farewell, sir. Perhaps my nostrils shall delight in your aroma once more!" To be sure, it was a long journey, and as I gazed upon my estate in all its splendor, I knew once and for all that my rightful place was on the throne - as the young scion of the great and mighty kingdom of Bel-Air!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:37:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Choosy motherfuckers choose GIF!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:26:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:25:28 EDT (#)
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you missed a few verses. And I just happen to love that show.
*carlton dance*
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:24:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:20:57 EDT (#)
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Is it too soon to do the running man dance?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:02:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-31 09:49:29 EDT (#)
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What kind of useless cunt can miss the bitch by that much?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-31 09:45:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-31 09:33:08 EDT (#)
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Though if it was a small caliber would it make him jerk back so far?
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he looks small enuff
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-31 09:35:07 EDT (#)
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*Where does he get those wonderful GIF's*
* Denotes bad Joker impersonation
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-31 09:33:08 EDT (#)
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Though if it was a small caliber would it make him jerk back so far?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-31 09:31:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-31 09:21:18 EDT (#)
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There'd be blood if he shot himself surely.
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oh shit, yer right. but if the bullet is small calibre and doesnt exit the head?
the video cuts off before the blood flows from the mouth?
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-05-31 09:22:34 EDT (#)
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Aren't you supposed to start off with some random story first?
You're doing it wrong!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-31 09:21:18 EDT (#)
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There'd be blood if he shot himself surely.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-31 09:20:23 EDT (#)
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blew his brains out?
christ.
oh well, better him than me.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-31 09:16:33 EDT (#)
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What the hell is happening in that gif?