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Uberdirectory 2007: My Ugly Mug Updated (1318 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.27 on 50 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Avals (View user info) at 2007-05-31 10:50:50 EDT


Fuck camera timers in their fucking digital ass.






Its the Jew Conspiracy He Will Steal Your Money and Make Matzas Out of Your Children.jpg (108 kB)

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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-10-04 08:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-03 13:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like Ben Affleck. Sorry.
_________________________________________________________________________

I can live with that.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-03 13:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like Ben Affleck. Sorry.


Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-04 09:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd totally lick you


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-02 12:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You could make an absolute killing in gay porn. I mean that as the highest of compliments.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

blown up any ragheads lately?

Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nothing...and I mean N O T H I N G...screams "I'm a mature guy, living on my own...in my parents house"







...like posters that are TAPED on a wall.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-06-01 06:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-06-01 01:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHO CARES about teh "superfluous"....twas a joke of irony. Do you want to make out or not, you disheveled-looking manwhore?
____________________________________________________________________________________________

But I do get cookies, yes?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-01 06:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-31 08:28:17 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

IF I WAS FEMALE I WOULD SAY 'DREAMY'

AS IM NOT I SAY MEH
===
I am, so I will.

You're sort of dreamy.


Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-06-01 01:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PS I will send you cookies if you come here and make out with me.
______________________________________________________________________________

But wouldn't sending me stuff be superfluous if I was already THERE?
Although I must admit you had me at the part about the cookies. And the one about making out. But, I mean... COOKIES, MAN!
=====
WHO CARES about teh "superfluous"....twas a joke of irony. Do you want to make out or not, you disheveled-looking manwhore?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-31 20:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze.

That's a great corner-of-dancefloor-pocket-full-off-rufies-and-switchblades look you've got there.

I feel dirty.

Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

^^ Not gay for Method. I didn't mean he can camwhore without clothes, just that Avals doesn't look like Method.


Shit.




DJ.


Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Put some fucking clothes on, you're not Method.



(I'm willing to bet, without checking, that more than two people have said the same thing before me).



DJ.


Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll call him MINI-RAD!!!

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you forgot to wear a shirt!

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just because you're hot doesn't mean you deserve a +2, dammit! Look what you made me do!

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I find you extremely HOT.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PS I will send you cookies if you come here and make out with me.
______________________________________________________________________________

But wouldn't sending me stuff be superfluous if I was already THERE?
Although I must admit you had me at the part about the cookies. And the one about making out. But, I mean... COOKIES, MAN!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cute-T

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Definitely let the hair grow out. You're obviously curly and denying it is a SIN.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER

I never sent them to you because you WOULDNT GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS

And LISH WOULD

so HA!

PS I will send you cookies if you come here and make out with me.



Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-31 14:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-05-31 14:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-31 14:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, aren't you the one that tried to get me to mail him cookies in Israel last summer?
__________________________________________________________________________________________

Yes. Yes I am.
Which reminds me: WHERE ARE MY FUCKING COOKIES, BITCH?
===
HAHA I GOT COOKIES FROM COLEY AND YOU-OU-OU DIDN'T

Maybe 'cause you called her bitch.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-05-31 14:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sexy bedroom eyes.

let your hair grow out a little.
:-)

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-05-31 14:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-31 14:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, aren't you the one that tried to get me to mail him cookies in Israel last summer?
__________________________________________________________________________________________

Yes. Yes I am.
Which reminds me: WHERE ARE MY FUCKING COOKIES, BITCH?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-31 14:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-31 08:28:17 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

IF I WAS FEMALE I WOULD SAY 'DREAMY'

AS IM NOT I SAY MEH
===
I am, so I will.

You're sort of dreamy.
=======
Hey, aren't you the one that tried to get me to mail him cookies in Israel last summer?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-31 13:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jake, put your dick away (below).

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-05-31 13:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

haha face

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-05-31 13:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lots of hot guys this year, i must say...

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-31 13:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

say hello to my little friend

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Coolest chick on uber, below.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

a human male, how interesting

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like you would be really dirty in the bedroom.

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You got a pretty mouth there boy....

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You fucking home jewboy.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


You look really fuckin' stoned...



Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-31 08:28:17 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

IF I WAS FEMALE I WOULD SAY 'DREAMY'

AS IM NOT I SAY MEH
===
I am, so I will.

You're sort of dreamy.


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

IF I WAS FEMALE I WOULD SAY 'DREAMY'

AS IM NOT I SAY MEH
===
I am, so I will.

You're sort of dreamy.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Young Ben Affleck and Steve-O had a son?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you forgot to wear a shirt!

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If you were a guy I'd fuck you.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Let's phuck.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://lava.nationalgeographic.com/pod/pictures/sm_wallpaper/April2002ThenAndNow.jpg

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://zioneocon.blogspot.com/pal%20woman%20throws%20rock.jpg

Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

young Ben Affleck circa Kevin Smith days?

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

They've invented this great new thing. They're called shirts.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

IF I WAS FEMALE I WOULD SAY 'DREAMY'

AS IM NOT I SAY MEH

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"sorry i came in your eye"

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

(pic unrelated)

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

jizzraeli army chicks are so fucking hot

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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