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Mélissa Theuriau (1254 hits)

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Rating: 1.14 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2007-05-31 15:27:21 EDT


The only thing I miss from having a TV is getting news from LCI

Ideal woman at 1:58 : http://youtube.com/watch?v=j1G-3laJJP0

Does that qualify as SPT?



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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GREAT WALLPAPER

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-06-01 13:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

goddamn what AAA piece!

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-06-01 13:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmmmmm.....

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Check out her hair in the 4th picture, 3rd row. Looks bizarre. Almost photoshopped, which doesn't make sense, since the others aren't.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/108879

Filename?

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-06-01 08:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would make her discuss the geopolitical situation in Kiribati while giving me a hummer.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-01 08:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/108842

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-01 02:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I already have those exact pictures on my hard drive somewhere...that broad is smokin' and I've always had a thing for news anchor broads.

I've even done a few of them back in the day.

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... in the day when they broadcast through radio cos TV wasn't invented yet

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-31 23:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She is dreamy.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-31 23:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Get her to do the Naked News.

hot.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-31 22:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Picturesque nostrils

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-05-31 20:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That chick might actually get me to watch the news.


If she was naked.

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

because she IS hot, and I HAVE A TV

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

filename

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-31 18:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh, filename, I agree.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-31 18:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

very pretty.



sigh...

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd do her

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LAWL AT FILENAME

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Filename.


Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Filename.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yes, we do. on cable we got TF1. like the BBC, i suppose you have it too. we also have english canadian and american TV.

but as anywhere, you can get anything on satellite. especially if you hax the signal and unlock every channel, which is pretty easy in canada since the receptor's software is protected under consumer law unlike the USA where they can legally disrupt and disable equipment with signals.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You get French tv in Canada?
Real French tv not Quebec tv that's spoken in French.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dunno club seven. but i know 737 is for ontarian and american tourists. it's at the top of Place Ville-Marie, the highest building, and it's filled with young guys with beige pants and a polo shirt tucked in who think they are the shit.
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That's what I was afraid of...dammit. I bet the polo shirt collars are popped up too....Does it at least have a dark corner with a chair where I can hide?
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depends what you want
if you're going during the Grand Prix...you're in the right area though
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What I want is a nice pub patio where I can sit, have a quiet conversation and watch the world go by as I lazily sip my beer. Unfortunately the party girls I'm going with aren't into that. :( When is the Grand Prix?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"If you need to show a lot..... of pictures of the same French chick... over and over...you need a montage"
"Montage!!"

Wow, she's hot!
Canada has redeeming qualities after all.
===
lci is from france

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"If you need to show a lot..... of pictures of the same French chick... over and over...you need a montage"
"Montage!!"

Wow, she's hot!
Canada has redeeming qualities after all.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I already have those exact pictures on my hard drive somewhere...that broad is smokin' and I've always had a thing for news anchor broads.

I've even done a few of them back in the day.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Off topic: Caul - have you ever been to Club Seven or 737 Altitude in Montréal? I'm being dragged to these clubs and want to know what to expect.
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dunno club seven. but i know 737 is for ontarian and american tourists. it's at the top of Place Ville-Marie, the highest building, and it's filled with young guys with beige pants and a polo shirt tucked in who think they are the shit.

you should go on St-Laurent or St-Denis street for a better grasp of the nightlife. that area is filled with tourists who are too lazy to walk 5 min out of their hotel and venture in french territory.

depends what you want
if you're going during the Grand Prix...you're in the right area though

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

When I'm grown up I'm going to learn to do eye make up like that.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She is very pretty.

I wonder what that must be like??

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow. I didn't watch the video, but the stills look like they film her through a soap opera lens.

Off topic: Caul - have you ever been to Club Seven or 737 Altitude in Montréal? I'm being dragged to these clubs and want to know what to expect.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

connie chung likes mustache rides.

8{p

(geraldo smiley)

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She's no Wolf Blitzer.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

connie chung? are u kidding me?

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

she has an annoying nose

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...but then again, very few women are.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She's no Connie Chung.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

filename

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hustler has a feature about hot newscasters. you should submit this one. maybe i will.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-31 15:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

large picture :-|


Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival