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Superhero Confessions (2207 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 1.85 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Draked Crusader! (View user info) at 2007-05-31 16:34:40 EDT




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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-11 09:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109143

You asked me to write soemthing entertaining......ok maybe its not entertaining but umm hey a badger!!

weeeeeeeee

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for the trick question

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

'preciate it, razor. I'll try to keep from sucking TOO bad.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've just noticed you thanks to B@W. Will be watching for you from now on. Good times, and see you on the MVA before long.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yay!

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-06-04 16:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you GM, indeed.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-04 15:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-06-04 15:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hulk Literate!!!
====
Thinking about it, That might have actually been funnier than what I wrote.

Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-06-04 15:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hulk Literate!!!

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-04 14:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-04 13:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I appreciate that, adam. Especially from someone doing so well here. Lets me know I'm doing something right. Cheers!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I miss doing PS posts everyday.

+2 For an awesome job, on time, everytime

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-01 07:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh and Conan the Barbarian is actually a grrl.

what about hellboy?

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-01 07:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-06-01 06:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You rock.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-06-01 06:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No one's ever come to Uber and been this big of a hit this fast. Nice work.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-01 04:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is brilliant.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-01 00:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-31 23:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-31 22:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

best part

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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:04:44 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Fuck you, GM."

Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-05-31 22:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was just awesome.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-31 22:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Fuck you, GM."

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-05-31 21:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

space ghost

and somebody else better start rating cause my name is all over the front page

Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-05-31 21:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha

...

I started rating then left my desk.

It was already +2 haha so I figure whatever this is, I liked it.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-31 20:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It was a lot of shiny, funny packaging with not much funny content.

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-05-31 20:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha, some of these are pretty funny.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Honda Civic! ...Ahhh, Christ.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA B@W

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tip top show! Absolutely first rate

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-05-31 18:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-31 18:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wonder Woman looks great

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate to be the nerd to point this out, but I'd be willing to bet that Wolverine's healing factor could handle herpes.

Excellent job.
======
who's the bigger nerd: the one who pointed out my flaw or the one who spent 2 hours making it?

Thank you, by the way.

Submitted by Realpolitik (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Please do another.










Definately B@W worthy.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Needs more nigger!

Flash could have used the word nigger instead of black man BECAUSE HE IS RACIST! Racist people don't use the word black man, they use NIGGER!
(when you're right you're right.)

Where was Steel? You know, the black Superman!
haha a black man named steel (steal) is that his name, or his super-power ZING!
It's a conspiracy I tell you.

The Wonder Twins would have been a cool confession. One word: INCEST!
(Wonder Twins = teh lamez)

Green Lantern, Martian Man Hunter & Green Arrow could have finally confessed to being potheads.

All I can picture is Jay taking a hit off of that Bong/Light Saber.

Good Points....And noted.


Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate to be the nerd to point this out, but I'd be willing to bet that Wolverine's healing factor could handle herpes.

Excellent job.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

With detatchable "pleasure point option"

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Needs more nigger!

Flash could have used the word nigger instead of black man BECAUSE HE IS RACIST! Racist people don't use the word black man, they use NIGGER!

Where was Steel? You know, the black Superman!

The Wonder Twins would have been a cool confession. One word: INCEST!

Green Lantern, Martian Man Hunter & Green Arrow could have finally confessed to being potheads.





Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did someone say Spank Ray?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where can I get a spank ray?
========
Erie, PA Baby!

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where can I get a spank ray?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-31 17:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You really should be in advertising, Jimmy.

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In a world where you're not sure who you can trust...

A world of shadow and deception...

A world of Nazis and Jews...and lists.

Toby Maguire...

Kirsten Dunst...

Prepare yourself

for

Jew-mageddon!!!!

Shindler's List 2...

He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice.

Coming Summer 2008.

http://www.save-the-joos-oscar.com

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Captain Canuck...

That's fucking awesome.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what about Captain Canuck?

http://www.collectionscanada.ca/obj/t3/f1/nlc007822-v4.jpg

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-31 16:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

* I wish I could take credit for the SpaceGhost comment, but that honor goes to Cartoon Network, now that I think of it.


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