ATTENTlON UBERSlTE MUSlClANS and General Musical Congregation (444 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: -1 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Unban S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-06-01 10:24:16 EDT
You guys are mediocre at best. Sometimes I listen to your music and think that Helen Keller taught you how to play braille music. For fuck's sake, most of you could fuck up playing the recorder and that son of a bitch comes pre-tuned and everything.
What am I going to do about this?
I'm going to over you a once in a lifetime opportunity to play guitar with a living legend.
Now, don't be shy...oh no, there's no time to be coy here, folks. What we need to do is book a solid 9253 hours of lessons from the one the only http://atlantaguitarist.com/default.aspx
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-01 13:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're telling me that steroid-dick now has 4 alters to stink up this place?
For someone that has "quit Uber" at least 5 times, well, what a fucking friendless idiot is all I can come up with here, Steve.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-01 13:01:23 EDT (#)
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Perhaps you should take a little time off.
I suggest a long weekend, it did wonders for me.
Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2007-06-01 12:50:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dirty_Girl (user info) at 2007-06-01 12:47:43 EDT (#)
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*yawn*
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-06-01 12:21:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-01 12:09:00 EDT (#)
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CT, it was a joke. Read the reviews and you'll see that Oathy was offering tutoring and lessons...bwahahaha.
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wow, that's really hilarious that someone makes money with his guitar. Get a life, idiot.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-01 12:09:00 EDT (#)
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CT, it was a joke. Read the reviews and you'll see that Oathy was offering tutoring and lessons...bwahahaha.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-06-01 12:07:28 EDT (#)
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So you can do better?
Let's see you put your money where your mouth is.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:59:34 EDT (#)
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Make that 4. Obsessive aren't we, Oathy?
Submitted by muhahaha (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:57:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:56:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sorento35 (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:07:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by andkon (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:33:02 EDT (#)
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wow. amazing.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf?
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All 3 of these are Oathmeal...mark my word.
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no one gives a fuck about your word. die, faggot.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:56:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sorento35 (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:07:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by andkon (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:33:02 EDT (#)
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wow. amazing.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:30:49 EDT (#)
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wtf?
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All 3 of these are Oathmeal...mark my word.
Submitted by gwenwyvar (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gay, like the poster.
Submitted by ass123 (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, sorry, wrong post.
Submitted by ass123 (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:18:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:17:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:12:37 EDT (#)
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NSFW
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What is NSFW about looking at medical phenomena? Stop flipping burgers if they consider this NSFW, tool.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:16:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:09:37 EDT (#)
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Adam, it was a link offering Oathy's personal guitar services and tutoring. I suppose that he took it down with the influx of inquiries....
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Shoulda screen capped it
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:12:37 EDT (#)
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NSFW
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:10:28 EDT (#)
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I did NOT learn to play from Helen Keller.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:09:37 EDT (#)
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Adam, it was a link offering Oathy's personal guitar services and tutoring. I suppose that he took it down with the influx of inquiries....
Submitted by sorento35 (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:07:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:06:05 EDT (#)
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http://www.electricretard.com/0003.html
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:06:01 EDT (#)
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nice link
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:05:29 EDT (#)
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+2 Getting my account back.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:04:10 EDT (#)
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Play my knob.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:50:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-02 00:30:47 EST (#)
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I am the unholy master of XYLAPHONE
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I jumped when I read that last bit.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:38:22 EDT (#)
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What, I ask you, are the odds? Find me someone in Atlanta that doesn't fuck dogs, if you can.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Atlanta will be changed forever. YAY!
Submitted by andkon (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. amazing.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:30:49 EDT (#)
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wtf?
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:30:47 EDT (#)
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I am the unholy master of XYLAPHONE
Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that what happens when you don't wash under your foreskin?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:26:13 EDT (#)
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"Helen Keller taught you how to play braille music"
I thought it was Anne Frank