project search and destroy (1946 hits)
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Submitted by a scourgeoftheseas - badassmofo ™ production (View user info) at 2007-06-01 14:58:37 EDT
I was strolling through my memories of the Uber good old days...
You know, back when the Uber men were men and the ladies were also mostly men. Back when Uber still had the funny. Back when rape was the new black. Back when we made fun of babies, and had the Secret Service sicced on bart.
Ahhhhhhh, the good old days...
Now where are we?
Where have all the bad guys gone? I mean sure, we still have Caulaincourt, but he's a limp wristed nancy boy...and we have that miniature toad Shlongy...Adam really tries, but I'm sure he sits and mouths the insults he slings around here to himself in an atrocious gay lisp while he strokes his never used flaccid cock...and that imagery just ruins any joy his half assed comments could have held for me. Where is all the good clean horridness?
hidden thinks you're all a bunch of pussies and hardly ever comes here anymore.
badassmofo is gone, that emo little bitch
hadley decided to 'grow up'
(V)ethod thinks we're all like pedophiles, i.e., fucking immature assholes
That does it. It's time to stop the bleeding.
I'm still trying to TAKE BACK UBER (albeit in my own nasty way) and I get no help from you guys. Zero, zilch, nada...
sighs wistfully for the good old days
Here is my next step in helping you guys to help yourselves:
Project Search & Destroy
Growing Family was really the test run for us.
But it planted a seed.
Then Razor posted this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98486 , and that seed started to grow in a few peoples minds. I was for the most part blackballed on Sissyfight in about 15-20 minutes for my horrible horrible behaviour. apollo, Razor, Axolotl, Adam and myself ran rampant on a bunch of the games, breaking all the established rules and just generally being dicks to everyone there. Great time was had by all.
Back at Razor's post our resident failed Presidential candidate had this great idea: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98486#2304412
And that is genesis for this...
We have all grown weary of destroying one another. We try, but the hate just isn't there.
It's time to expand our horizons, kids.
Here's the plan...you're all a bunch of fucking computer losers who don't do any work all day and basically cost your employers money. Why not go out of your way to make other people as miserable as yourselves and make money at it?
Seek out forums, invite your Uber comrades on down, and proceed to try and wreck someones shit up.
Just post a link and say 'have at it'. You can label it as a part of Project Search & Destroy if you'd like, though really what's a name when the end goal is really just being as big a dickhead as you possibly can?
Sounds like a grand plan, eh?
For the first installment, we could all mosey on over to this unmoderated forum here: http://feministing.com/
Rabid feminists! What a better starting point for the Pro-Rape crowd, eh?
If this doesn't work I shall lay the blame at my partners feet and I'll be selling all my stock in the scourgeoftheseas - badassmofo ™ productions company to the highest bidder.
OH!
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Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-06-03 10:09:31 EDT (#)
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Posted by: Jenny Dreadful | June 1, 2007 05:42 PM
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108895
"We have all grown weary of destroying one another. We try, but the hate just isn't there.
It's time to expand our horizons, kids.
Here's the plan...you're all a bunch of fucking computer losers who don't do any work all day and basically cost your employers money. Why not go out of your way to make other people as miserable as yourselves and make money at it?
Seek out forums, invite your Uber comrades on down, and proceed to try and wreck someones shit up.
Just post a link and say 'have at it'. You can label it as a part of Project Search & Destroy if you'd like, though really what's a name when the end goal is really just being as big a dickhead as you possibly can?
Sounds like a grand plan, eh?
For the first installment, we could all mosey on over to this unmoderated forum here: http://feministing.com/
Rabid feminists! What a better starting point for the Pro-Rape crowd, eh? "
Real charmers.
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ok that's a +2
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2007-06-02 17:53:27 EDT (#)
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http://feministing.com/archives/007115.html#comment-82928
you guys are real charmers!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-02 16:14:48 EDT (#)
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+2 100th post. Because I feel like it.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-02 15:44:14 EDT (#)
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I like the pictures
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-02 11:14:34 EDT (#)
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How the hell did I miss this? :(
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-01 23:17:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-01 22:02:53 EDT (#)
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I MAY have just snuck another comment in...it remains to be seen as of yet.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-01 21:35:21 EDT (#)
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haha, they posted the body of my post as a comment.
awesome.
thanks for the laughs, ladies.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-01 19:51:44 EDT (#)
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i keep thinking it says femin-fisting
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-01 18:17:27 EDT (#)
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dear lord, i run out to get a haircut and come back to this shit. sorry folks, for the troll madness. cleaning house now.
Posted by: Jessica | June 1, 2007 05:44 PM
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Cleaning house? Censoring?
What don't they get about EQUALITY?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-01 18:12:30 EDT (#)
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I signed in again and posted this* but it ain't showin.
I think they are editing.
Buncha pussies.
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I've been told that most of the really smoking hot feminists stay home and write blogs like these and that's why we only see the heavy-loader beefy mutts holding protest signs on the news.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-01 17:53:21 EDT (#)
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Think I can re-sign in as "Half Eaten Tic Tac"?
THOSE FUCKING COMMIES!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-01 17:35:46 EDT (#)
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HEY!
What the hell happened to all these comments?
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Well, we can start by having all of you broads show me your hole.
Posted by: Shlongy! | June 1, 2007 04:34 PM
what, exactly, does it mean to "waste" one's vagina? to me it has strange overtones of abstinence (until marriage), or the importance of bearing children. hmm...?
Posted by: SM | June 1, 2007 04:39 PM
To ME, it means not spreading it for every Tom, Dick or Shlongy who asks to see it.
Posted by: Shlongy! | June 1, 2007 04:40 PM
Shlongy: why not, for accuracy's sake, re-name yourself "half-eaten Tic-Tac" and be done with it?
I don't think this is pro-abstinence; if it is, it's more along the lines of sex-positive abstinence (and yes, there is such a thing!) - that whole Biblical "bring pleasure to each other" thing.
Posted by: oenophile | June 1, 2007 04:46 PM
What is sad is that there was a day when an attractive woman of limited means could suck cock for money, jewels or a promotion and improve herself immeasurably with just a few whorish hours in a motel room. Now women have to bust their butts just like men to get ahead. The women's movement has weakened the power women had over the brainless throbbing organ that was every man. Feminism: Not much of an improvement.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-01 17:32:03 EDT (#)
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I have found a way to lure Hidden back...
http://www.chicagobbw.com/blog/
Submitted by Realpolitik (user info) at 2007-06-01 17:15:11 EDT (#)
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I is down for whateva
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-01 17:14:21 EDT (#)
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http://feministing.com/archives/007115.html#comment-82913
alright which one of you did this?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-01 17:03:53 EDT (#)
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banned from the feministing site already :(
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-01 17:00:44 EDT (#)
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wooo shlongy!
nice one
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:58:57 EDT (#)
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Before you leave, you may want to hit that site one more time....bauahauahauahaaa
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:58:42 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/scum101
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:57:49 EDT (#)
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i never promoted rape here or anywhere else. read the reviews.
and keep in my mind, lighting dogshit on fire on your neighbors porch can be a fun time.
alright, my tea is gone.
fey, we'll talk about labels later. it will be flamed off the front page in a matter of minutes.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:57:38 EDT (#)
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good ol' uber...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:57:33 EDT (#)
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I thought I told you to shut the fuck up, lugadub or whatever the fuck your stupidass name is.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:55:51 EDT (#)
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I'm in tears now....bauahauahauahahaaa
Submitted by Lugalug (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:53:47 EDT (#)
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No, it's you saying "Let's go annoymously fuck with people just like kids do when they egg houses and light piles of dog shit on fire!"
Promoting rape on a feminist webpage. Wow. Next let's flame some KKK forum with Al Sharpton quotes.
Of course you're going to piss them off. What are you expecting, something different?
But I digress, you are correct. Do what you do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:53:36 EDT (#)
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The fireworks have just begun...wait until my NEXT comment.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:53:14 EDT (#)
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Yes, I'm cute. Possibly not the cutest thing ever though, can't compete with kittens.
I liked some the pictures attached to this post.
I suspect you're someone I'd like if we talked more.
Enjoy your tea, see you around.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy says 'show me your slot'
very nice, i knew they'd like shlongy over there. also, shlong, go see my last post, you'll love it.
also, jack, you have such a way with words. thing of beauty.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:50:35 EDT (#)
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http://www.feministing.com/archives/007115.html#comment-82893
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"What is sad is that there was a day when an attractive woman of limited means could suck cock for money, jewels or a promotion and improve herself immeasurably with just a few whorish hours in a motel room. Now women have to bust their butts just like men to get ahead. The women's movement has weakened the power women had over the brainless throbbing organ that was every man. Feminism: Not much of an improvement."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:50:14 EDT (#)
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Shlongy is ALREADY seemingly hated on that site.
Yippee
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:45:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lugalug (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:40:35 EDT (#)
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Yeah, and while we're at it, let's egg houses, crank call, and get 50 pizzas sent over to people's houses that we don't like.
Meh. Why would anyone come here other than to vent, debate, create, and express? Being a pompous twit is achievable by a fucking four year old.
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Ummmm, this IS venting dummy.
I have created enough for this site, i have debated enough, i have expressed enough. now i'm venting a bit. you go on posting barely readable shite if that's your cup of tea, and i'll go on doing whatever it is i feel like doing at any given minute, 'kay? 'kay, we're in agreement.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:44:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lugalug (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:40:35 EDT (#)
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Yeah, and while we're at it, let's egg houses, crank call, and get 50 pizzas sent over to people's houses that we don't like.
Meh. Why would anyone come here other than to vent, debate, create, and express? Being a pompous twit is achievable by a fucking four year old.
Remind me one more time why anyone on Ubersite gives a fuck about YOUR opinion on ANY topic.
Get fucking bent, mary.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:41:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:28:38 EDT (#)
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scourge - Sorry, I must have misunderstood. I thought the whole point of this post was to put bitchiness on a pedastal and run around being a bitch to all and everyone in some kind of nostalgic something or other.
Yes, we angsty small interchangeable users do seem to dominate, at least in numbers, this Uber site of yours. Sorry about that, too.
Yes, I'm a feminist, no, I didn't take offense at your bashing a feminist site. If they can't take a little flak, then they don't represent the cause.
And seriously, avoiding labels for the sake of it is just plain stupidity. Labels are a useful shorthand to communicating stance, status and leanings. No, it's not possible to compartmentalise the whole world of human beings into nice little packages, but it's a whole heap simpler to say "I'm a feminist" than it is to go into the hows and wherefores of my personal idealogy.
I base my remark on the feeling I've received from the occasional post I've scrolled through or comment which caught my attention. You seem to be bearing an itch you can't get at to scratch with makes you irritable and crotchety. But I can't say I've studied you, because believe it or not even you famous users to tend to blend with each other.
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aren't you just the cutest thing ever?!
Adam said it well on his latest post... Uber is where you don't have to be nice or respectful. so, no itch, just that uber is a pressure relief valve of sorts.
i'm very pleasant actually. i'm sipping some nice chamomile tea from a shimmery red mug and smiling a smile of serene contentment as I type.
ps, famous?? HAHAHAHA. I'm a nobody just like you, kid. Uber famous likely = pathetic in the fleshy world.
pps, we can talk about the laziness of labels later, if you'd like. make a post about it and i'll stop by and visit. but i'm going home as soon as my tea is gone.
Submitted by Lugalug (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:40:35 EDT (#)
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Yeah, and while we're at it, let's egg houses, crank call, and get 50 pizzas sent over to people's houses that we don't like.
Meh. Why would anyone come here other than to vent, debate, create, and express? Being a pompous twit is achievable by a fucking four year old.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:38:31 EDT (#)
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I'm in...how long before the "moderator" starts crawling up my yahoo accounts' ass?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:36:29 EDT (#)
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http://feministing.com/archives/007115.html
That was too much work to "sign in" and stuff.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:33:35 EDT (#)
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It won't be long now before this redirects to fbi.gov and bart receives legal threats.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:29:01 EDT (#)
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I saw no Willard Scott portrait...
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:28:38 EDT (#)
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scourge - Sorry, I must have misunderstood. I thought the whole point of this post was to put bitchiness on a pedastal and run around being a bitch to all and everyone in some kind of nostalgic something or other.
Yes, we angsty small interchangeable users do seem to dominate, at least in numbers, this Uber site of yours. Sorry about that, too.
Yes, I'm a feminist, no, I didn't take offense at your bashing a feminist site. If they can't take a little flak, then they don't represent the cause.
And seriously, avoiding labels for the sake of it is just plain stupidity. Labels are a useful shorthand to communicating stance, status and leanings. No, it's not possible to compartmentalise the whole world of human beings into nice little packages, but it's a whole heap simpler to say "I'm a feminist" than it is to go into the hows and wherefores of my personal idealogy.
I base my remark on the feeling I've received from the occasional post I've scrolled through or comment which caught my attention. You seem to be bearing an itch you can't get at to scratch with makes you irritable and crotchety. But I can't say I've studied you, because believe it or not even you famous users to tend to blend with each other.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:26:51 EDT (#)
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Why do you think I said 'anyone?'
I'm certainly not going to do it myself.
Though my Willard Scott portrait is fucking impressive if I do say so myself.
Maybe I'll devote the next 40+ posts to presidential portraits.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:24:24 EDT (#)
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I'm so sick of this fucking website - http://www.network54.com/Forum/171923/
It's just a bunch of whining soccer moms and dads living vicariously through their kids.
Best part is, every little thing gets 'em all pissy. Have at it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:20:50 EDT (#)
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This post isn't 100% accurate.
Shlongy still hates you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:15:06 EDT (#)
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1.) please tell me how you promote this site
2.) you yourself haven't 'written' anything in at least a month, so...
3.) who gives a fuck? write for yourself.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:10:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:38:55 EDT (#)
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That is simply TOO cute, poet. Did you think of that all on your own?
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I'm an original bean. Yes I am.
I don't suppose anyone wants to go to other websites to attract people here with promises of good writing or anything, huh? Anyone? Anyone?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-06-01 16:07:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:36:26 EDT (#)
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Have at it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108895
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he he he he
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:58:27 EDT (#)
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Oh I am all kinds of down on this game
http://feministing.com/archives/007115.html#comment-82865
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Hey you fucking femi-nazi's! I came here from the land of rape and candy (there kinda the same cause they're both easy to take from a baby). I just wanted to tell you to ditch the birkenstocks, shave your pits, and get to making me a sammich already!
Ubersite rules your ass!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:56:59 EDT (#)
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Well now why would I take being called a 'bitch' as a compliment? Doesn't make much sense, little angsty user, now does it?
Please do elaborate on the hows and whys of my general state of being a bitch, if you'd be so kind...
I seem to recall a comment somewhere wherein you referred to yourself as a feminist(perhaps I am mistaking you with someone else... either way, most of you are interchangeable and faceless nobodies)...is this what prompted the name calling? I offered a feminist site up for attack and you don't like it because that is one of your labels for yourself?
Well, I have never been one of the rape promoters/woman haters at this site and I never will be, I happen to think its a horrid, horrid way to be...but maybe you didn't get the memo, everything is fair game at Ubersite. Add to that the utter pomposity of those who not only claim a feminist label, but actually hate men simply for being men, and then all's fair.
Everyone has something that they would like to not see attacked by the people here, but the quickest way to draw that attack is to draw attention to what it is you care about. Simple, eh? Just like you. :)
Shit I've had users tear me apart over things I shouldn't have ever posted here but foolishly did. Now? It's like water off a duck's back.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:44:15 EDT (#)
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You're a bitch, scourge. Take it as a compliment, if you wish.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:39:45 EDT (#)
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get to wreaking havoc if that is your choice, 'O'
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:38:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:34:29 EDT (#)
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I just have no interest in wrecking some's shit up. That's what you guys are for.
Other reasons too, but I'm not dumb enough to get into them here.
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I was just joking around. Lighten up.
That is simply TOO cute, poet. Did you think of that all on your own?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:36:26 EDT (#)
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Have at it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108895
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:34:29 EDT (#)
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I just have no interest in wrecking some's shit up. That's what you guys are for.
Other reasons too, but I'm not dumb enough to get into them here.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:34:09 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:25:28 EDT (#)
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2nd comment http://feministing.com/archives/007115.html
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priceless
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:20:31 EDT (#)
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I like the pictures.
The rest, not so much.
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Well, I always knew you had no sense of adventure.
For you the Uber experience is about being a cheerleader for another user, and that's OKAY. To each their own.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:31:45 EDT (#)
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lol @flapjack.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:26:54 EDT (#)
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HA- not a feminist.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:25:28 EDT (#)
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2nd comment http://feministing.com/archives/007115.html
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:24:25 EDT (#)
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A friend of mine recently asked me "what is up with all the abortion jokes lately?"
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:21:41 EDT (#)
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active feminist below
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:20:31 EDT (#)
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I like the pictures.
The rest, not so much.
Hi Method.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:17:19 EDT (#)
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Sounds innocent enough. I'm in.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:15:25 EDT (#)
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ok tyler durden
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:13:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-06-06 18:08:13 (#)
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My rape slave brings all the rapes to the yard,
and they're like: "Rape-rape-rape-rape rape!
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:11:04 EDT (#)
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Rape Rape Revolution.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:10:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-01 15:07:50 EDT (#)
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big Pile of meh really
but the first article I saw on that site was 'Sperm: The New Crack?"