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I cant spell butt... true story (632 hits)

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Rating: -0.89 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <hafguitarist6767.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-06-02 15:02:42 EDT


"You God damn Son-of-a-BITCH!" She screamed at me, her mouth spewing bile and flem, her arms flailing towards me. My only defense, to curl into a pathetic tight ball, my thin spindly arms, doing their best to protect my body.

"I sorry!" I cried, My mind racing for any kind of reason, excuse, anything that would save both me.

"Fuck you, you're sorry" she raged,her foot swingly squarely and solidly between my testicles, "the fuck, you're sorry, you scrawny pencil dicked bastard!"



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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-04 21:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-04 09:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-03 15:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG this was fucking amazing!


Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 08:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Neato, stop posting.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-03 15:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG this was fucking amazing!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-03 13:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-06-03 04:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, I can spell annoying little homo. Y-o-u

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-03 02:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


+1, perfectly defined.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-03 00:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No offense. Maybe you're a great guitarist. But this might be the worst post I've ever seen. Discounting one or two of mine, of course.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-02 21:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ball deep, eh?


Submitted by Oiseau (user info) at 2007-06-02 20:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Apparently you can spell butt.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-02 19:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Smite me Uber, but this is exactly how I feel right now and for that, I'm loving this little burble.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-02 19:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You, your writing, your grammar, your punctuation, your vocabulary, and your style all suck.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-02 17:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bart, please give Darko back his ratings

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-02 16:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Please tell bart to give me back my ratings.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-02 16:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Please tell me English is not your native language.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-02 16:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh well, I prefer the word "sputum" anyway.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-02 16:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ah, you're right.

drat



Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2007-06-02 16:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-02 16:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's phlem


actually, it's phlegm.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-02 16:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll bleed you, real quiet, leave you here

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-02 16:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's phlem

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-06-02 15:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-02 15:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-02 15:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i'd cut you -bleed you quiet and slow see?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-02 15:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-02 15:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I imagined this in my head as Circe beating up thorpe.
===
HAHAHA

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-02 15:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

looks like you can't write an entertaining post either.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-02 15:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I imagined this in my head as Circe beating up thorpe.


He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my
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Treehouse of Horror II