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Round like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel - Uberdirectory (988 hits)

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Rating: 1.77 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Soley (View user info) at 2007-06-03 06:28:59 EDT


...Never ending or beginning
On an ever-spinning reel
Like a snowball down a mountain
Or a carnival balloon...



Well, that's enough talk about my noggin.












look at the fizzog on that.JPG (18 kB)

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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-04 16:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU LOOK LIQUORED UP

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Too late now, you're already off the Krimbo card list now, and it's going to take something spectacular to get you back on that puppy.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Alas, Crystle is correct.

I'm anfry too.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha


jelous bicth below

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Although you can't tell in this pic, Soley has sky blue eyes and they're lovely and I'm very jealous of them.



Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice pic.


Great review responses.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm assuming that necklace is some sort of Janx Accuracy target.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2007-06-04 09:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-06-04 07:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hark at this - The Cunt doesn't appear round these parts for months and then pointedly ignores everybody when she finally does.
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Fuck You Spamiel. I got called away after posting this yesterday - Sunday lunch doesn't prepare itself, y'know. Anyway, how's life treating you?
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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-06-03 14:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

youre turning violet, violet
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Darn that Willy Wonker's new ribena flavoured helmet.
__________________________________________

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-03 11:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you still insane when drunk?
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If you mean listing over in my chair and touching young mens thighs in a seedy fashion, then yes.
_______________________________________

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-03 08:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ugly and old
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I knew I could count on pfft to put me in my place.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-06-03 16:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 on assumption fur is fake.
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It is fake. It looks nice and smooth but to the touch it's a rough as a badger's arse.
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IS THAT BETTER (I love you)SPAM?

P.S Hope life's treating you all well

P.P.S Except for ppf. I hope he contracts athlete's mouth and VD of the foot. From an ugly old person.


Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-04 08:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

[bloop]

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 08:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-03 16:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're fuckin' cute.
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Would fuck anything that pays him attention, including menz.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-06-04 07:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hark at this - The Cunt doesn't appear round these parts for months and then pointedly ignores everybody when she finally does.


Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-04 04:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice hair. Nice everything for that matter.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-03 23:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-06-03 17:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty and I love that song! Who's the original singer? Dusty Springfield?

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-03 17:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Say.

You're kinda hot.

Wanna fuck?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-06-03 16:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 on assumption fur is fake.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-03 16:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVE that song.

And I LOVE this girl

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-03 16:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're fuckin' cute.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-03 16:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-06-03 15:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hell Yeah.

-Dave

Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-06-03 14:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very nice!

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-06-03 14:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

youre turning violet, violet

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-03 14:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

very nice...

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-06-03 13:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Holy shit! It's a grape!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-03 13:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

u look naughty like a badger.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-03 13:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-03 13:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-03 12:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lovely!

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-03 11:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Cleavage

....plus you look pretty drunk

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-03 11:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you still insane when drunk?


Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-06-03 10:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-03 10:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In my all time Uber Top 5.

I only wish the photographer didn't suck ass here.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-03 08:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty lady

Good hair too

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-03 08:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ugly and old

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-06-03 07:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would... if you asked nicely enough.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2007-06-03 07:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fizzog

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-06-03 07:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...the hell is a fizzog?


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-03 06:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You tricked me.


This is even more painful than it looks.

-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet