I am worth more than one million dollars!! (871 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.82 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Despina <despinavand.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-06-03 19:15:51 EDT
I saw the add for humans for sale dot com and i did the survery. These are my results but it took a long time to post them because i had to delete all the adds. Post ur own here if u want! How much are u worth compared to urs truly? the person who has the highest number at the end will win a special prize from me!!
Physical Factors
Gender: Female - $135,000
Age: 29 - $30,000
Ethnicity: Latino/Hispanic - $130,000
Height: 5'6 - $30,000
Weight/Body Type: NA / Overweight - $25,000
Hair Color: Brown - $5,000
Eye Color: Brown - $1,000
Handed: Right - $5,000
Body Hair: A Little Hairy - $15,000
Shoe Size: 8 - $5,000
Bald: No - $0
20/20 Eyesight: Yes - $5,000
Bra Cup Size: C - $40,000
Cavities: 1-2 - $1,000
Athletic Ability: Poor - $0
Attractiveness: Above Average - $125,000
Mental Factors
IQ: NA - $0
SAT Score: 840 - ($710)
HS GPA: 2.0 - $15,000
Education: High School - $1,000
Bilingual: No - $0
Lifestyle Factors
Income: $20,000-$29,999 - $0
Profession: Hospitality/Travel - $0
Alcohol: Occasionally - $0
Smoker: Yes - ($50,000)
Pot: No - $10,000
Drugs: No - $10,000
Exercise: Never - $0
Divorced: No - $0
Comitted Felony: No - $15,000
Watch Television: Often - $2,500
Sexuality: Straight - $0
Personality Factors
Style: Average - $15,000
Artistic Ability: Poor - $0
Sense of Humor: Above Average - $45,000
Addictive Personality: Yes - ($15,000)
Give to Charity: No - $0
Adult Content: Never - $0
Gamble: Seldom - $0
Multiplier x2
Total: $1,119,580
User Reviews
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-06-05 12:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So your a hairy, fat, Mexican floozie? I wouldn't trade a cigarette and a six-pack for you.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a white male living in Johannesburg,SOuth Africa, and I'm worth over 2 million.
What the fuck did YOU do wrong?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHOW ME YOUR ALTER HOLE!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sometimes its good to have proof you are worth more than nothing.
Too bad this is just an alter.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm priceless
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-06-03 23:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont even remember my SAT score but i think it was 800 somthign. somebody once told me that a test doesnt measure how smart u are only how good u are at taking a test!!
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Apparently you're an idiot and can't take a test.
Get bent.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-06-04 08:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Physical Factors
Gender: Male - $200,000
Women are given $135,000 to start and men are given $200,000 to start. Want to know why?
Age: 19 - $50,000
This one is pretty simple. We valued younger people more than older people.
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian - $130,000
Different races were valued differently. Think this is wrong, racist or ignorant? Find out more...
Height: 6'1 - $30,000
Height plays a very important rols in our lives. Especially in how we are treated by others. British and Polish researchers have now provided statistical proof for a fact that many men have always suspected: tall guys have a better chance... Find out more...
Weight/Body Type: 180 lbs. / Athletic - $25,000
Discrimination is as much a fact of life for fat people as it is for other people outside the "norm." Fat people earn less money, are turned down for... Find out more...
Hair Color: Blonde - $10,000
Do blondes really have more fun?
Eye Color: Green - $5,000
The average person blinks about... Find out more...
Handed: Right - $5,000
Approximately 8 to 15% of the adult population is left-handed. More fun facts...
Body Hair: No Hair - $15,000
Want to know what Werewolf Syndrome is?
Shoe Size: 11 - $5,000
The largest feet in the world belong to a Mr Matthew McGrory who lives in America whose feet are a whopping size... Find out more...
Bald: No - $5,000
Do women prefer bald men?
20/20 Eyesight: No - $0
Do carrots really improve your vision?
Penis Size: 7 inches - $5,000
Does size matter to women?
Cavities: None - $5,000
How much is the Tooth Fairy paying per tooth?
Athletic Ability: Above Average - $75,000
Attractiveness: Above Average - $100,000
Mental Factors
IQ: 142 - $240,537
Why is IQ so important?
SAT Score: 1400 - $63,800
HS GPA: 2.8 - $266,000
Education: High School - $1,000
Bilingual: Yes - $0
Lifestyle Factors
Income: $60,000-$79,999 - $0
Profession: Education/Training - $0
Alcohol: Occasionally - $0
Smoker: No - $15,000
Your appeal to the opposite sex could triple... Find out more...
Pot: No - $10,000
Drugs: No - $10,000
Exercise: Often - $15,000
Divorced: No - $0
First wife makes out like millionaire, husband and second wife reduced to poverty.
Comitted Felony: No - $15,000
Watch Television: Occasionally - $5,000
Sitting too close to the TV could... Find out more...
Sexuality: Bisexual - $0
Personality Factors
Style: Above Average - $45,000
Artistic Ability: Excellent - $65,000
Sense of Humor: Above Average - $45,000
Addictive Personality: No - $10,000
Give to Charity: Yes - $0
Adult Content: Seldom - $0
Gamble: Never - $0
Multiplier x2
Total: $2,942,674
You are worth exactly $2,942,674
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-04 08:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought this was serous, but then I realized nobody would admit to being a fat spic.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2007-06-04 08:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Numerical proof that you are a mouth breather.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 07:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-06-04 07:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you should be worth exactly one trip off the top of a tall building.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-04 06:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I came out to be worth $2.1Million, I think it's because I don't smoke.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-06-03 23:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont even remember my SAT score but i think it was 800 somthign. somebody once told me that a test doesnt measure how smart u are only how good u are at taking a test!!
Submitted by Oiseau (user info) at 2007-06-03 22:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
.....840? Man. Even Kelso from That 70's Show got higher than that.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-06-03 22:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
btw: You are worth exactly $1,825,600<---thats me
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-06-03 22:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn, only an 840 sat? thats all the further i read but....really? damn...
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-06-03 21:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Weight/Body Type: NA / Overweight - $25,000
SAT Score: 840 - ($710)
HS GPA: 2.0 - $15,000
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-03 20:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get anally fist-raped by an angry Fomorian.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-03 20:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-03 20:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
off she goes.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-03 20:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aaaaaand
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-03 19:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get alter fucked idiot.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-06-03 19:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
27 million and change
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-03 19:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-03 19:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're an idiot.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-03 19:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
get fucked alter
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-03 19:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So you're telling me that a fat latino with horrible SAT scores who barely got a high school education is worth over a million dollars. Muust give damn good head.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-03 19:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im with 4.3 million.
i rock.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-06-03 19:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol