I'm Mother Fucking Mensa Level and I'm Better and Smarter Than All of You (2496 hits)
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Submitted by Unban S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-06-04 10:43:14 EDT
Looking at the post the hog Despina just put out I was contemplating how someone could be so stupid. Then I realized that you are all very stupid and not as smart as me. This is evident. My superior grasp of English diction far exceeds anything that you feeble humans, with the brain capacity of a walkie talkie. Plain and simple, I'm better and smarter than all of you.
From here on out, I will take everything that every one of you say and mark it as half-wit remarks. Perhaps I'd be better off talking to a shoe lace because surely that would be more engaging and smarter than the lot of you.
Why, do you ask, am I able to make such assertions?
I realize that Despina is not much smarter than a bicycle spoke but I'd be hard pressed to find any of you more versed than I. Therefore, I am able to challenge you to a very sophisticated and highly reasonable battle of wits. What could possibly be fair for this challenge?
An IQ test, to see who is the smartest of us all...
http://www.iqtestforfree.com/
Here, I scored a 173 putting me at mensa level and leaving you puny brained, earthling, bi-pods in my proverbial brain dust.
Post your results, morons...
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Submitted by LikwidFlux (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:57:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:00:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:52:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:19:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sword (user info) at 2007-06-04 20:08:25 EDT (#)
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I get that this was a joke or a trick or whatever, but when I learned that the joke wasn't the fact that you misused a plural where a possessive should have been used or wrote in incomplete sentences while talking about your superior grasp of the English language I became disappointed.
When I realized the joke was that you actually did not take the test I became much more sad.
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STFU, moron. Do you even know what you are talking about?
You fucking retards speak before you know what's going on like this retard train:
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-06-05 00:14:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:57:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:10:25 EDT (#)
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A dead rat can score high on those lame fucking tests. You fucking dead rat.
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This was the highlight for me
Zoidberg said it best and you guys performed exactly how I expected you to. Dumb puppets.
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Come on, you know you laughed when you read that comment too. That's why it was the highlight.
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If you bothered clicking on the link than you'd understand why the comment wasn't so funny. In short, it made you all look like asses :) And even if you didn't click on the link, I still didn't find it that funny.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:52:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:19:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sword (user info) at 2007-06-04 20:08:25 EDT (#)
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I get that this was a joke or a trick or whatever, but when I learned that the joke wasn't the fact that you misused a plural where a possessive should have been used or wrote in incomplete sentences while talking about your superior grasp of the English language I became disappointed.
When I realized the joke was that you actually did not take the test I became much more sad.
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STFU, moron. Do you even know what you are talking about?
You fucking retards speak before you know what's going on like this retard train:
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-06-05 00:14:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:57:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:10:25 EDT (#)
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A dead rat can score high on those lame fucking tests. You fucking dead rat.
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This was the highlight for me
Zoidberg said it best and you guys performed exactly how I expected you to. Dumb puppets.
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Come on, you know you laughed when you read that comment too. That's why it was the highlight.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:43:52 EDT (#)
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The punch line of this post was fairly funny, but the insults that precluded the joke were clearly an attempt at most heated.
In short, "Worth reading"
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:06:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-06-05 17:30:13 EDT (#)
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http://www.dukegiftedletter.com/assets/images/vol5no3_tt.jpg
o ok
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Tim, it is completely possible to have a 200+ IQ depending on who's testing you, what test you are taking, etc. This post was a joke, but just because one test has a 100 mean doesn't mean that all IQ tests are based on the same grading rubric.
o ok
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-05 18:34:17 EDT (#)
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If that were true I'd kill myself.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-06-05 17:30:13 EDT (#)
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http://www.dukegiftedletter.com/assets/images/vol5no3_tt.jpg
o ok
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-06-05 17:28:33 EDT (#)
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At least I have friends.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:24:03 EDT (#)
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crap
Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-06-05 11:38:57 EDT (#)
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Absolute cock sucking sad mofo twats below.
"Get on gchat"
"You bet Simon"
"Who shall we 'do' next"
"LOL we R so FUNNYZ"
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-05 11:05:08 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, how about at least PRETENDING like you don't have a hard-on for us?
Your gay is showing.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:28:33 EDT (#)
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NO, grandpa, I offered a truce to this ginger....AGAIN.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:27:00 EDT (#)
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Ooooh boy....the two mos are going to "get together" and hatch another scheme.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-05 08:24:30 EDT (#)
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Oathy, get on gchat.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-05 08:17:38 EDT (#)
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mansniffing penisfiend below.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:19:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sword (user info) at 2007-06-04 20:08:25 EDT (#)
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I get that this was a joke or a trick or whatever, but when I learned that the joke wasn't the fact that you misused a plural where a possessive should have been used or wrote in incomplete sentences while talking about your superior grasp of the English language I became disappointed.
When I realized the joke was that you actually did not take the test I became much more sad.
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STFU, moron. Do you even know what you are talking about?
You fucking retards speak before you know what's going on like this retard train:
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-06-05 00:14:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:57:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:10:25 EDT (#)
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A dead rat can score high on those lame fucking tests. You fucking dead rat.
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This was the highlight for me
Zoidberg said it best and you guys performed exactly how I expected you to. Dumb puppets.
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:37:36 EDT (#)
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will you 2 fucking losers stfu already? noone gives a fuck which one of you is more addicted to ubersite, and if you didnt want all of us to see it you woulda done it on aim, you're both the most pathetic friendless internet virgins i've ever seen
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:15:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:58:31 EDT (#)
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I highly doubt that an IQ test thrown together by a retarded chimp serves as any true basis for determining intelligence.
HAHA@poster for thinking himself smart because a website says he is.
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speaking of retarded chimps, your president is soiling my town today.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:11:41 EDT (#)
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can you judge a wiseman by the way he speaks or spells?
is this more important, than the stories that he tells?
you suck
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-06-05 03:03:38 EDT (#)
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"And as to the faculties of the mind, (setting aside the arts grounded upon words, and especially that skill of proceeding upon generall, and infallible rules, called Science; which very few have, and but in few things; as being not a native faculty, born with us; nor attained, (as Prudence,) while we look after somewhat els,) I find yet a greater equality amongst men, than that of strength. For Prudence, is but Experience; which equall time, equally bestowes on all men, in those things they equally apply themselves unto. That which may perhaps make such equality incredible, is but a vain conceipt of ones owne wisdome, which almost all men think they have in a greater degree, than the Vulgar; that is, than all men but themselves, and a few others, whom by Fame, or for concurring with themselves, they approve. For such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; Yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves: For they see their own wit at hand, and other mens at a distance. But this proveth rather that men are in that point equall, than unequall. For there is not ordinarily a greater signe of the equall distribution of any thing, than that every man is contented with his share."
-- Hobbes
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-05 02:30:33 EDT (#)
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Congratulations, you're unique.
Just like the other 66,022,241 who are 1% of the world's population.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-06-05 01:29:29 EDT (#)
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Im not sure what's worse, the joke of a test (har har what a great prank) or these idiots arguing IQ scores without even taking it.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-06-05 00:14:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:57:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:10:25 EDT (#)
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A dead rat can score high on those lame fucking tests. You fucking dead rat.
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This was the highlight for me
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-04 22:11:52 EDT (#)
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Wigga please.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-04 21:37:30 EDT (#)
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I got a 76. That's good right?
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2007-06-04 20:08:25 EDT (#)
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I get that this was a joke or a trick or whatever, but when I learned that the joke wasn't the fact that you misused a plural where a possessive should have been used or wrote in incomplete sentences while talking about your superior grasp of the English language I became disappointed.
When I realized the joke was that you actually did not take the test I became much more sad.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:57:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:10:25 EDT (#)
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A dead rat can score high on those lame fucking tests. You fucking dead rat.
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This was the highlight for me
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:06:31 EDT (#)
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yawn.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:04:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:52:00 EDT (#)
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+2 I actually took the test, making me an absolute idiot
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-04 15:50:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 09:30:40 PDT (#)
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Looks like you're trying to be just like me. I can't say I'm surprised. The legacy of OathMeal is something to which all Uberusers aspire.
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Are you really sure about that?
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-04 15:05:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-04 15:03:53 EDT (#)
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I just came across your favorite exercise:
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/videos/2005/buttups.mpg
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-04 14:42:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 14:40:37 EDT (#)
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You hog mules kid. That's not aspiration enough for you though.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 14:20:18 EDT (#)
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You mistake 'obsessive' with 'talented' there, bucko.
I don't obsess about anything except how ripped my pectorals are. Oh and how big my paycheck is. Everything else is ancillary bullshit (which, is an interesting parallel to the entirety of your LIFE, moron).
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 14:17:03 EDT (#)
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I'm just not as obsessive as you are, oathy. I don't feel the need to be part of anything. Like I said earlier, kid, my zero effort is better than your all in.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 14:15:04 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ, do you fail at EVERYTHING you attempt?
...or, just the things that you really, really try hard at?
Your efforts are fucking laughable.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 14:11:08 EDT (#)
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Touche, I tried :(
Submitted by sorento35 (user info) at 2007-06-04 14:09:32 EDT (#)
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Yea, I'd like to know, too.
...dumbass.
Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2007-06-04 14:09:05 EDT (#)
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How?
lol
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 14:00:17 EDT (#)
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Goodbye sorento35, gwenwyvar, and sweetkisses. Ask me how I did it, Oathy.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-04 13:23:34 EDT (#)
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I'm going to +2 this. This was hilarious.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-04 13:22:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:53:21 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, STFU. This has absolutely nothing to do with you and even if it did, you'd be too much of a pussy to follow through with any of it.
You never WERE in Atlanta. I called the hotel and asked for you. Or, do you 'conveniently' forget that?
...and as I've said before, I'm not into fighting anyone from the internet. That's almost as comical as the idea of sicosemen here actually making something of himself.
Go fuck yourself, needle dick.
If you DID call the hotel, you're even sicker than I thought.
And I WAS there when and where I said I would be - the rooms were in the person's name who I travelled with...and I was back again just for one night for the Sharks-Thrashers game.
I gave you my entire intinerary but you decided that it would be more fun to sit in front of your computer typing threats than actually leaving your apartment and your Swanson Dinner For One.
I don't ever tell lies, cockeater.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-04 13:18:32 EDT (#)
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While you two 'mos try to settle who is the tougher internet guy, I have this to add.
Some of you people take this place waaaaaaaaaaay too fucking seriously. How many alters do you need? Why go digging up personal info on each other? What does that accomplish? What kind of psychopathic, stalking egoist does that shit? Seriously, there is nothing more pathetic than the exchanges our friend Oathmeal has with people here. And Sicisemen is getting just as bad.
Now, if it is all shennys as I believe, then good on you. Way to get the hits and heat.
However, you are making yourselves out to be headed down the serial killer highway with this shit.
Now, why don't you two just fuck and get it over with?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 13:12:28 EDT (#)
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I just like getting the ginger all riled up. He's so excitable and willing to tell us how badass he is.
I'm jealous of his internetting abilities.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-04 13:10:31 EDT (#)
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I'm embarassed for everyone on this post.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 13:07:13 EDT (#)
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Let's run down your list, Oathy.
Writing--suicide notes, enough said
Fucking--Fat broads, wouldn't boast about that
Telling jokes--talking to yourself doesn't really qualify
Making fun of people--well, you are an easy target
Getting paid--taking it in the turd cutter isn't that glorious
And I would fuck your shit up in some ping pong, honey dipper.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 13:04:16 EDT (#)
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Simon, I'm better than you on every single level, bar none.
Writing
Fucking
Telling jokes
Making fun of people
Getting paid
...hell, playing fucking PING PONG.
Just give up now, Justin. Anything you can do I can do well enough to make you look like the embarassment you are.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 13:00:53 EDT (#)
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Everyone knows that Bret is a pussy. Shit, I'm convinced Chaos could kick his ass.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:53:45 EDT (#)
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Y'know, I started feeling pretty retarded about some of my earlier reviews on this post and had come back to say that I was going to pay more attention to the old saying I heard a while back that goes something like "A wise man would rather kep his mouth closed and be thought a fool, than open it and remove all doubt". Unfortunately, once I actually came back here and read the massive vacuum of thought that the last 30 or so reviews here represents, I'm actually feeling pretty good about myself.
+2 for that...
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:53:21 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, STFU. This has absolutely nothing to do with you and even if it did, you'd be too much of a pussy to follow through with any of it.
You never WERE in Atlanta. I called the hotel and asked for you. Or, do you 'conveniently' forget that?
...and as I've said before, I'm not into fighting anyone from the internet. That's almost as comical as the idea of sicosemen here actually making something of himself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:40:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:10:28 EDT (#)
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Keep talking shit, cumstain. I'm here to make sure you never see another positive rating on this website, ever.
What's worse? THIS "internet threat" or the several "crumpling" threats that Bret made to Shlongy when he visited Atlanta.
I'd say they're BOTH equally effective deterents to "fucking with Oathy".
Check that- NO, they're not.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:32:52 EDT (#)
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The thing is, Bret. I'm not trying with this one. When I give zero effort it's still a shit ton better than your best effort.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ Adam.
1UP, KID.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:30:40 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Flapjacksupreme
User id: 1267
Registered on or around: 2003-06-04 20:03:37 EDT
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Well, Simon, you're really doing well with this 'attempt'.
Looks like you're trying to be just like me. I can't say I'm surprised. The legacy of OathMeal is something to which all Uberusers aspire.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:27:59 EDT (#)
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"...until you finally get the hint and take a permanent leave of absence from Ubersite."
What epic words! You'd think that you'd take your own hints after having failed here, what, somewhere in the neighborhood of 6 times?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:27:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:10:28 EDT (#)
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Keep talking shit, cumstain. I'm here to make sure you never see another positive rating on this website, ever.
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OHNOES! How are you gonna get a 1UP now?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:25:21 EDT (#)
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Whatever, sheepfucker.
Just keep +2-ing my posts with messages like, "smooches, oathy" while I dive bomb your shit until you finally get the hint and take a permanent leave of absence from Ubersite.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:20:42 EDT (#)
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You still make me laugh. Let's say for an instance that what you say is true. While I'm on the path to fail that means that I have the opportunity to correct myself and get my shit together.
You, on the other hand, have already failed. Multiple. Times.
How's if feel? I'd like to know because I won't be joining you, hippy.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd say you have a superiority complex but you're not developed enough for that. What you have goes far and beyond any psychological issue. I'd say you're simply hardwired to be a failure in life.
It's just that simple.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:12:28 EDT (#)
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Yes, 'cause ratings mean the world to you and only you. You thrive on acceptance but the funny thing is that no one can stand you. They dislike you more than me, but they love to hate me because I'm so pretty.
You, not so much.
If you really want to do some damage, start here with your -2's http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:10:28 EDT (#)
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Keep talking shit, cumstain. I'm here to make sure you never see another positive rating on this website, ever.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:07:03 EDT (#)
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Not only are you super cool, but you are super scary.
Wow! Is it CRUMPLE time yet?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:05:55 EDT (#)
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You missed 3 of them.
I guess your 'IQ' is substantially lower than you had thought.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:05:19 EDT (#)
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I guess all's fair in love and war, faggot.
How far do you want to take this? I'm up for whatever. You had better think really fucking hard about what you choose to do here.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:03:55 EDT (#)
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Bret's confirmed alters:
raebuf
sydney
andkon
sorento35
muhahaha
gwenwyvar
You are so fucking cool. Cereal.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:03:48 EDT (#)
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I don't have to take your stupid test, I KNOW I'm an idiot.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:01:14 EDT (#)
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For some reason, this alters name combined with the review cracked me up
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Submitted by muhahaha (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:44:57 EDT (#)
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wow. great post, shithead.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:01:05 EDT (#)
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Bret,
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108944#2432983
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:00:27 EDT (#)
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FG, take the test, then come back to comment.
Yes, I'm quite aware of your P.S.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:58:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:56:13 EDT (#)
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ugh...
and exactly HOW is this better than my last post?
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By-the-by, I.Q. tests do not an intellect prove, especially when it's taken via the internet.
I, personally, have never scored below the 99% mark, population-wise (this means that, according to the tests, I'm more intelligent that 99% of the WERLDZZZ). I'm pretty sure that knocks you outta the ballpark, but do you see me crowing about it?
No.
Why? Well, I'll leave you to figure that one out, Mr. Smart-y-pants.
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since when are IQ tests percentile based? Was this some other form of equivalency test?
IQ means shit anyways,I have an IQ of 142, but my performance IQ is only something like 124, it's all application
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:57:14 EDT (#)
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Ok, Simon, we'll use first names. I'm cool with that.
Let's be sure we keep our records straight, mmkay? You're the one who can't put the weed down. I believe I have a saved gmail chat to prove that.
Hmm...and there's also one about some sort of e-mail going out to people asking them for their ubers...nevermind.
I'll save that one for when you really fuck up.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:57:12 EDT (#)
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Hahahahaha Sico.
If you want a score from an approved IQ test, then you'll have to take the WAIS-III (Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale v.3). This is the standard in intelligence testing, at least in America. I'm not sure about other countries.
When you look at a bell curve of IQ scores, most people fall between somewhere like 90-110, which is considered average.
There is debate on whether IQ tests actually measure intelligence.
I'm of the opinion that they're a better tool for identifing mild mental retardation, rather than genius ranges.
Hehehehehe took an AOL online test..........bwahahahaha!
U a funny guy!
P.S. Despina is an alter.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:54:40 EDT (#)
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Wow, Bret, for being an "on site guitar instructor" you sure do have a lot of time on your hands to conjure up 6 alters...way to be, pot head, burn out loser.
See if you can't stick your dick in something that isn't over 200 lbs on your way to getting a life.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post would be 100% accurate if I wrote it.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have another half-dozen or so, 'sicosemen', but I'm too lazy to bring them out to play.
Next time be a bit wiser about the battles you pick, faggot.
Submitted by andkon (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
aren't you that dickwad that tried to post oathmeal's personal info (as if everyone doesn't have it already) but failed miserably?
yea, you are.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, Bret, I'm waiting.
Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WOW UR LIK SO SMART!!!one!!1
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:47:54 EDT (#)
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yes, oathy, keep going. show me how awesome you are.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:47:28 EDT (#)
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hahahaha, you guys are awesome.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WANT ME TO KEEP GOING?
Submitted by sorento35 (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NICE POST!
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're also a pindicked faggot
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, oathy, we know you have 4 alters, probably more.
Good for you. You are so cool sometimes.
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking boring. Go away.
Submitted by muhahaha (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. great post, shithead.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SIMON IS USING HIS ALTERS TO UP THIS POST'S RATING.
OK SIMON. YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME?
Submitted by ass123 (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for you.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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And what do you do with your better than 99% brain?
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Probably beats off to pictures of Albert Einstein in a thong
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hhehehe.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:41:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gwenwyvar (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good point below.
Submitted by Ozymandias (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"My superior grasp of English diction far exceeds anything that you feeble humans, with the brain capacity of a walkie talkie."
Maybe it's just me, but if I were to proclaim my "superior grasp of English diction" to the entire Uber community, I think that I'd be careful to at least post in complete sentences!
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Or just purposeful. Take the 9 question quiz and you'll find out, retards.
Submitted by gwenwyvar (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good point below.
Submitted by Ozymandias (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"My superior grasp of English diction far exceeds anything that you feeble humans, with the brain capacity of a walkie talkie."
Maybe it's just me, but if I were to proclaim my "superior grasp of English diction" to the entire Uber community, I think that I'd be careful to at least post in complete sentences!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:33:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:20:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And what do you do with your better than 99% brain?
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I'm the spooge cleaner at your local porn shop.
Really, does it matter?
I mean, what if I said that I was an aspiring surgeon or schoolteacher or something?
Same diff.
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besides which, porn shopkeeper has always been on my to-do list.
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It matters. You'd be hard pressed to find someone intelligent enough to be in the top 1% of the population that is satisfied with a normal boring everyday job. The fact that you dodged the question with a failed attempt at humor is more than enough answer for the question though.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Legion of low IQ ass-clowns below.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And what do you do with your better than 99% brain?
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I'm the spooge cleaner at your local porn shop.
Really, does it matter?
I mean, what if I said that I was an aspiring surgeon or schoolteacher or something?
Same diff.
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besides which, porn shopkeeper has always been on my to-do list.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit, I got a 4!
Still, better than most users here, I reckon.
Wait a second...I get it now...it was a "joke"!
BWAHAHAHAHAH....*jesus christ*
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:08:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did he just brag about his score on on-lin IQ tests?!?!
That is almost as bad as this post.
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Hmmmm...looking back, I suppose one might make that inference, but what I meant was that the intelligence tests given to me back in school all had the same conclusion.
I haven't taken an intelligence test in the last decade or so...
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And what do you do with your better than 99% brain?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CJ, Indo made the same mistake he always does. He opens his mouth first before actually doing the slightest bit of research.
Indo, take the test, autard.
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A dead rat can score high on those lame fucking tests. You fucking dead rat.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did he just brag about his score on on-lin IQ tests?!?!
That is almost as bad as this post.
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Hmmmm...looking back, I suppose one might make that inference, but what I meant was that the intelligence tests given to me back in school all had the same conclusion.
I haven't taken an intelligence test in the last decade or so...
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:07:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh...
and exactly HOW is this better than my last post?
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By-the-by, I.Q. tests do not an intellect prove, especially when it's taken via the internet.
I, personally, have never scored below the 99% mark, population-wise (this means that, according to the tests, I'm more intelligent that 99% of the WERLDZZZ). I'm pretty sure that knocks you outta the ballpark, but do you see me crowing about it?
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Did he just brag about his score on on-lin IQ tests?!?!
That is almost as bad as this post.
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Or your spelling, nigger spic.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh...
and exactly HOW is this better than my last post?
...
By-the-by, I.Q. tests do not an intellect prove, especially when it's taken via the internet.
I, personally, have never scored below the 99% mark, population-wise (this means that, according to the tests, I'm more intelligent that 99% of the WERLDZZZ). I'm pretty sure that knocks you outta the ballpark, but do you see me crowing about it?
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Did he just brag about his score on on-lin IQ tests?!?!
That is almost as bad as this post.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like to thank all the retards on this site for believing everything I say. I firmly believe that the half of this post that claims you are all retards is true.
I do not, however, think I am better or smarter than any of you. I'm not that pompous.
...I KNOW I'm better and smarter :) :)
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh...
Okay, you get points for the shenanigans.
I still think crusty piles of vomit have more sparking brain cells than you.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:02:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dirty_Girl (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i took this and scored higher than you. Not by much, but I did do better. And i'm 17.
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No you didn't, stupid whore.
Go in the kitchen and make my soup.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It doesn't count if you take the test multiple times to get a higher score, and just to be a dickhead I'll also point out that the only valid IQ tests are those administered by professionals to young children. That way it's a test of capacity for reasoning not knowledge.
I've found that on my time here on uber, everyone and their mother claims to have at least a 140 IQ, with many claiming MENSA status. Funny how most of those people work in warehouses and stuff
Submitted by Dirty_Girl (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i took this and scored higher than you. Not by much, but I did do better. And i'm 17.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:00:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:58:03 EDT (#)
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Look asshole, I'm not the smartest guy around. I'm working on it. I'm watching the fucking telletubbies over here. I can feel my childish IQ rising.
If I was watching this show with my glasses on, I'm pretty sure I'd be disturbed.
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Funny review above.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:59:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I highly doubt that an IQ test thrown together by a retarded chimp serves as any true basis for determining intelligence.
If I was watching this show with my glasses on, I'm pretty sure I'd be disturbed.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh...
and exactly HOW is this better than my last post?
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By-the-by, I.Q. tests do not an intellect prove, especially when it's taken via the internet.
I, personally, have never scored below the 99% mark, population-wise (this means that, according to the tests, I'm more intelligent that 99% of the WERLDZZZ). I'm pretty sure that knocks you outta the ballpark, but do you see me crowing about it?
No.
Why? Well, I'll leave you to figure that one out, Mr. Smart-y-pants.
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Well, look at these two retards who take the post at face value.... take the test and then comment, morons.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I highly doubt that an IQ test thrown together by a retarded chimp serves as any true basis for determining intelligence.
HAHA@poster for thinking himself smart because a website says he is.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look asshole, I'm not the smartest guy around. I'm working on it. I'm watching the fucking telletubbies over here. I can feel my childish IQ rising.
If I was watching this show with my glasses on, I'm pretty sure I'd be disturbed.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh...
and exactly HOW is this better than my last post?
...
By-the-by, I.Q. tests do not an intellect prove, especially when it's taken via the internet.
I, personally, have never scored below the 99% mark, population-wise (this means that, according to the tests, I'm more intelligent that 99% of the WERLDZZZ). I'm pretty sure that knocks you outta the ballpark, but do you see me crowing about it?
No.
Why? Well, I'll leave you to figure that one out, Mr. Smart-y-pants.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
iq tests were out of fashion by the 60s.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:54:30 EDT (#)
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Yes, I suppose that was harsh too.
I'm hungover.
Apologies and rod tugs all around.
Good game, team.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:53:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Weren't you the dumbshit who posted pictures of your ex girlfriend getting fucked, then got tricked into thinking you were getting sued over it so you made an apology post about it?
Further proof that you can have an IQ of 175 but you're still a fucking idiot.
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If you are going to make stupid comments, please announce that you are stupid in advance. Had you been paying attention, it was all shens, further proof that common idiots like yourself are a dime a dozen.
How about you shut the fuck up for future reference, moron.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 I actually took the test, making me an absolute idiot
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just killed a yak from 200 yds away, using mind bullets.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was really harsh. I actually kinda like you. Sowwy :(
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Weren't you the dumbshit who posted pictures of your ex girlfriend getting fucked, then got tricked into thinking you were getting sued over it so you made an apology post about it?
Further proof that you can have an IQ of 175 but you're still a fucking idiot.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"...stupid and not as smart as *I*..."
numbnuts
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awesome