For the Virgins: A Guide to Un-Hooking Bras. (3874 hits)
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Submitted by Drake-toria's Secret (View user info) at 2007-06-04 18:16:09 EDT
This is my way of giving back to the community. Because I know when I was inexperienced, I had a HELL of a time trying to unhook a bra. I came off looking like a real lame-ass, as I'm sure you can imagine. So to save yourself any more embarassment, I have compiled a list of my favorite techniques to save you from any more breast bearing blunders.
Fellas, feel free to try these techniques, and let me know how they work out for you.
Ladies, I'm open to suggestions on how to more efficiently bare those fun-sacks.
User Reviews
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-28 18:33:17 EDT (#)
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no.....YOU wait for the directory.
girly slip party, indeed. ;)
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-28 17:52:49 EDT (#)
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Next time let me camwhore something that is not me slurring.
...or just wait for the directory...
...speaking of which......SCOUUUUURGE!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-28 17:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're cute
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-28 17:37:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-28 16:38:54 EDT (#)
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Reviving a classic.
My favorite post ever.
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2007-06-07 18:25:13 EDT (#)
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you have the best pic posts i have seen so far... shit, the best all around
+22222222
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-06-07 14:42:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:43:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-06-05 19:01:53 EDT (#)
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Totally fuckin' sweet, but I'd substitute "TransAm and Mad Dog 20/20" for "Ferrari".
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YOU WOULD
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oh yes, yes I would
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-06-07 14:41:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 23:09:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-06-05 19:01:53 EDT (#)
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Totally fuckin' sweet, but I'd substitute "TransAm and Mad Dog 20/20" for "Ferrari".
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I've never wanted you more.
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Pshaw, as if that was possible...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you can smell them too
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:14:55 EDT (#)
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Caul, I'm +2ing everything you do from now on. That's some funny shit.
and yeah, you can just......TELL when someone is fat.
They sound different.
Like black people, I can always tell when they are black.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lisa is one crazy nappy headed ho. She keeps saying I "stalk" her yet the last time I addressed her directly, other than dropping a rating on her posts when i happen to click on them, is when she came on my post about my gf and wrote pages long replies about how i'm a bad bad man. Literally obsessing about things I had said a year ago.
On rob_berg's "goodbye" post, she also wrote a rant about how i'm a serial killer and that nobody should ever like me.
When I read that, I didn't care but I was like "Jeez, that person has a problem" I mean, I'm generally nice to that lipless cunt. But she seems to hold internet grudges for some reason. Weird.
I don't get it, she's one of the "permanent" users I talk to the less. It almost seems like wishful thinking. Like she'd WANT me to stalk her or at least convince herself so that she feels better or something. I don't know...perhaps she is suffering of erotomania.
She reminds me of a chick I met on my favorite CS server. She was screaming in her mic at everyone then when people replied she was all indignant: "OMG! shut up! you little bitch, quit trying to get my attention, you bitch", as if being the only woman on a particular server made her the only woman on the planet. It was quite disgusting so I got her banned, by a woman admin.
Plus, she sounded fat. You know when you hear the double chin press on the larynx and expressions like oh my god sound like oh my gooo-aaaaawd? tourist american women all sound like that, it grosses me out. i mean they're already 5'10", 250 pounds with a manly jaw...they could at least foresake what's left of their feminity by not sounding like a dude talking with a mouth full.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-06 22:32:43 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt follows me around like Pepe Le Pew, leaving his sour cheese stench everywhere. It's annoying.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 21:53:28 EDT (#)
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Jeez, Lisa. Take a Midol.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-06 19:03:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:30:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:29:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-05 19:51:19 EDT (#)
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I can't remember the last time someone unhooked my bra. I'm usually too horny to wait and get it done myself.
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i bet u thought that the nerds will jerk off to this
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guilty
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i jerk off to Lisa too.*
*of course, by "Lisa", I mean "Peter North"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-06 19:00:16 EDT (#)
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and please don't use the word "cranky" again.
rob_berg has overused it to the point where just reading it makes me ill.
not as bad as jaypeg's annoying pot/kettle analogy, but still.
why even pot and kettle?
why not chunk of asphalt and senegalese penis.
who comes up with that crap?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:53:44 EDT (#)
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calm down...it was just a joke
jeez
so much for deranged
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:46:39 EDT (#)
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I don't give a fuck what they do you cranky French homo. I just said what was on my mind. I really don't need the attention of Ubersite guys to inflate my ego; most of the people I've met from this site are deeply deranged. Quit trying to peg me with your retarded analyses of my intentions and get a fucking life.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:30:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:29:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-05 19:51:19 EDT (#)
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I can't remember the last time someone unhooked my bra. I'm usually too horny to wait and get it done myself.
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i bet u thought that the nerds will jerk off to this
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guilty
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:29:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-05 19:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't remember the last time someone unhooked my bra. I'm usually too horny to wait and get it done myself.
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i bet u thought that the nerds will jerk off to this
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:18:54 EDT (#)
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Here I thought It was because of the quality of my work.
:(
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:16:36 EDT (#)
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for the trick question
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:25:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-06-06 00:07:30 EDT (#)
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real men can do it with their teeth...
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NO. Real men are lumberjacks who never have the opportunity to see tits. They're stuck out in the woods for years at a time. It's a trade they make. Ultimate bad-ass title of "lumberjack" in exchange for sex on a regular basis.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:43:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-06-05 19:01:53 EDT (#)
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Totally fuckin' sweet, but I'd substitute "TransAm and Mad Dog 20/20" for "Ferrari".
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YOU WOULD
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll high five him later but I won't tell him why.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 14:47:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-06 14:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My boyfriend is really, really good at the one-handed unhook. He's sneaky with it too, the bastard. Comes up behind me like some sort of stealthy bra unhooking ninja.
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He could give you the "hold still" without you holding still with that kind of stealth.
High five to him
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-06 14:46:21 EDT (#)
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My boyfriend is really, really good at the one-handed unhook. He's sneaky with it too, the bastard. Comes up behind me like some sort of stealthy bra unhooking ninja.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-06 03:57:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-06-06 00:07:30 EDT (#)
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real men can do it with their teeth...
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 23:09:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-06-05 19:01:53 EDT (#)
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Totally fuckin' sweet, but I'd substitute "TransAm and Mad Dog 20/20" for "Ferrari".
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I've never wanted you more.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-05 19:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't remember the last time someone unhooked my bra. I'm usually too horny to wait and get it done myself.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-06-05 19:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was funnier the 2nd time I read it. Not sure why.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-06-05 19:01:53 EDT (#)
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Totally fuckin' sweet, but I'd substitute "TransAm and Mad Dog 20/20" for "Ferrari".
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-05 17:03:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:39:57 EDT (#)
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1.5?
From you, I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:38:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:38:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:22:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:00:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-06-05 12:58:43 EDT (#)
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Helpful. No longer will I bare the shame of "The Virgin Rapist". Your knife technique is a thing of beauty.
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I can spot go-getters....and you, sir, are a real go-getter.
Happy Hunting.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-06-05 12:58:43 EDT (#)
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Helpful. No longer will I bare the shame of "The Virgin Rapist". Your knife technique is a thing of beauty.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-05 12:56:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 11:46:34 EDT (#)
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http://www.ehowa.com/features/ferrarienzocrash.shtml <---- There's a good pictorial of an enzo crash.
plus, I'm sure a fetal crash would get some views on YouTube. (I'm getting a new idea for my next post)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-05 11:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fetal=fatal...sorry
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-05 11:40:20 EDT (#)
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i youtubed that guy's crash cuz i had no idea how one can die in Nascar.
what a gay crash. a huge fucking car BUMPING the wall at low speed. why the fuck did he die? did he kill himself before medics got to him?
watch Greg Moore or Gilles Villeneuve or Ayrton Senna's fetal crashes. Those are the shit.
Nascar is gay.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 11:19:42 EDT (#)
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Fuck Nascar. I just had to get that off my chest.
what does Dale Earnhardt and Pink floyd have in common?
They're last hit was the wall.
BAHAHAHA
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 11:18:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-05 11:14:20 EDT (#)
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what's sick about Ferrari is Michael Schumacher and Gilles Villeneuve
of course, that doesn't say anything to our american nascar-loving friends
CUZ WE ALL KNOW A GLORIFIED CHEVROLET MONTE CARLO IS MUCH BETTER THAN A F1 CAR THAT CAN PRACTICALLY FLY INTO SPACE!
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But Mario Andretti never raced in a Ferrari, so it MUST be the work of the devil.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-05 11:14:20 EDT (#)
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what's sick about Ferrari is Michael Schumacher and Gilles Villeneuve
of course, that doesn't say anything to our american nascar-loving friends
CUZ WE ALL KNOW A GLORIFIED CHEVROLET MONTE CARLO IS MUCH BETTER THAN A F1 CAR THAT CAN PRACTICALLY FLY INTO SPACE!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 11:06:05 EDT (#)
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You know what's sick about ferrari's , you're safer crashing in one at 120MPH than you are in a...toyota for instance at 70MPH.
Love the Ferrari.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-05 11:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ferrari +infinity
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:48:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:43:56 EDT (#)
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The Ferrari bit at the end did it for me.
Didn't see that coming.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:47:19 EDT (#)
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Thanks jimmy. It almost ended up being one of those import 900HP skylines, but I figured I'd only attract asian girls, and that will kill my hit quotient. Plus, who doesn't want a ferrari?
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:43:56 EDT (#)
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The Ferrari bit at the end did it for me.
Didn't see that coming.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:32:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-06-05 08:38:09 EDT (#)
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From my experience, delivering good oral gets the bra off faster than a titmouse running from a housecat...
...but maybe that's just me. Anyone else able to vouch for this?
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i've read that canadians are the best at mange. for what it's worth
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:24:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:21:41 EDT (#)
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this wasn't that great
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Neither is communism. - - You Red.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:24:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-06-05 01:34:19 EDT (#)
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pretty funny wow that's a lot of effort for an uber post are you really that good with photoshop (or whatever you used)?
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I'm a graphic Designer at a newspaper, I do this kind of thing all day. Thanks though.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-05 05:21:39 EDT (#)
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i give this a tentative plus two in the hope that this is actually original...
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That's twice now that I've been almost accused of plagiarism. Rest assured it all comes from my noggin. I make about 40 to 60 advertisements a day, just never this risqué. - - Hey that rhymed.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:21:41 EDT (#)
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this wasn't that great
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:04:52 EDT (#)
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I find that all I have to do is stare at a bra and say "delicto" and the damn thing flies right off the girl. No hands, no unhooking, nothing.
It must all be due to my Magic Wang.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-06-05 08:38:09 EDT (#)
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From my experience, delivering good oral gets the bra off faster than a titmouse running from a housecat...
...but maybe that's just me. Anyone else able to vouch for this?
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-06-05 08:20:14 EDT (#)
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Cute. Good effort.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-06-05 08:07:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:39:59 EDT (#)
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The chick in the "Full Frontal" pic looks like she's two-day's-growth away from a unibrow.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:08:44 EDT (#)
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tits are for lovers, not fighters (rapists)
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:06:59 EDT (#)
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Rounding up, for ya.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-05 05:25:25 EDT (#)
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okay. nice.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-05 05:21:39 EDT (#)
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i give this a tentative plus two in the hope that this is actually original...
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-05 05:15:21 EDT (#)
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i have a disability where i cant do the one hand unhook. i even got a couple of lesbians to teach me at teh pub one night and couldnt master it. after that i figured if dykes couldnt help me, noone could.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-05 05:04:17 EDT (#)
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Because you care.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:31:52 EDT (#)
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pesky rapist label...
perfect.
Submitted by eric_the_bread (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:29:18 EDT (#)
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i wish i had a ferrari...
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-05 03:13:14 EDT (#)
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Good stuff...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-05 02:15:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-05 08:51:07 EST (#)
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Pretty funny. Thorpe will need to bookmark this I'm sure.
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Hey!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-05 01:49:03 EDT (#)
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I was ready for 60% of this to suck, but it didn't.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-06-05 01:34:19 EDT (#)
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pretty funny wow that's a lot of effort for an uber post are you really that good with photoshop (or whatever you used)?
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-06-05 00:38:41 EDT (#)
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i... you know... .yes
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-05 00:14:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Geophillyx (user info) at 2007-06-04 23:56:21 EDT (#)
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loved it
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-04 23:13:52 EDT (#)
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I use lighter fluid and...
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-06-04 22:51:27 EDT (#)
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Ha ha, loved the last line.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-04 22:21:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:40:33 EDT (#)
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This was funny, The Drake.
I sure HOPE you wrote it.
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Rest assured, I did.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-04 22:17:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-04 20:53:57 EDT (#)
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If you punch a chick in the stomach first she'll be too distracted to notice the fumbling.
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HAHAHAHAH
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-04 22:16:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-06-04 22:15:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-04 21:45:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-04 20:53:57 EDT (#)
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If you punch a chick in the stomach first she'll be too distracted to notice the fumbling.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-04 20:27:17 EDT (#)
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oh, have a +2.
ps: existence, too.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-04 20:26:09 EDT (#)
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you got "sleight," but you missed "definitely" below
Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-06-04 20:01:45 EDT (#)
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One of my biggest pet peeves is men who can't unhook bras, so on behalf of my gender, I thank you.
My second biggest pet peeve is men who spell "sleight of hand" as "slight of hand." Unless, of course, you are intending to endorse tiny little midget fingers.
sleight /slaɪt/
-noun
1. skill; dexterity.
2. an artifice; stratagem.
3. cunning; craft.
slight /slaɪt/
-adjective
1. small in amount, degree, etc.: a slight increase; a slight odor.
2. of little importance, influence, etc.; trivial: a slight cut.
3. slender or slim; not heavily built.
4. frail; flimsy; delicate: a slight fabric.
5. of little substance or strength.
Yes, I can freely admit I'm a grammar nazi.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:58:01 EDT (#)
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Pffft.
I can unhook one with one hand, through the shirt.
My wife hates when I do that shit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:55:43 EDT (#)
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obviously, JonnyX fully approves of this post.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:44:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:29:49 EDT (#)
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but you forgot "The Hippie"
Pros: She's not wearing a bra!
Cons: She's a dirty hippie.
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HAHAHAHHAA
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:42:16 EDT (#)
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The best way to do it is use your thumb and middle finger. If you use your thumb and two fingers like in the first illustration, you have to bend your arm at a weird angle.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:40:33 EDT (#)
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This was funny, The Drake.
I sure HOPE you wrote it.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:39:06 EDT (#)
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i love your posts
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:31:46 EDT (#)
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ahhh the hippie.
free as a bird, ugly as a cows ass.
That's under the "do's and don't's of blacking out"
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:29:49 EDT (#)
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but you forgot "The Hippie"
Pros: She's not wearing a bra!
Cons: She's a dirty hippie.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:29:10 EDT (#)
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nice.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:23:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:22:30 EDT (#)
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But no one - not one person - likes being called Sac. I mean - howay.
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I still can't breathe.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:22:30 EDT (#)
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But no one - not one person - likes being called Sac. I mean - howay.
I actually do know someone - but he looks like Sad Sack from the Raggie Dolls.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:21:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 00:17:37 BST (#)
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Would it help, sac, if I said I also had cotton candy?
and a long tongue.
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Reckon you've pulled there Drake. Treat her right.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:17:37 EDT (#)
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Would it help, sac, if I said I also had cotton candy?
and a long tongue.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:09:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-04 19:01:13 EDT (#)
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Honestly? I think "Wow..he actually practiced that. Or he's a whore. Either way, lame. I wish he'd have practiced his oral skills instead, because the bra is *this* close to going back on."
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:56:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:55:37 EDT (#)
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Yeah, if you ever tried the hold still knowing the price we pay for those things, you'd get exactly none.
I never understood the big deal about the do-it-yourself. If I do it every other time and it's going to make you fumble around like an idiot for 3 minutes that could be better spent pleasuring me, why not just allow me?
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By all means, you gotta admit though, when a guy snaps his fingers and the bra is undone, you're a LITTLE impressed right?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:55:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:50:14 EDT (#)
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when was it that you stopped being annoying?
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Around the time I got my first compliment, I'm a sucker for praise.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:49:04 EDT (#)
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You're getting to be one of those posters where you have to click on it because you just know it will be better than 99% of the stuff posted on here.
Bravo, Keep up the good work
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Again, thanks Adam. I just hope I don't get booed whenever I decide to write something again. I'm starting to become a 1 trick pony it seems.
Oh well....I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:55:37 EDT (#)
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Yeah, if you ever tried the hold still knowing the price we pay for those things, you'd get exactly none.
I never understood the big deal about the do-it-yourself. If I do it every other time and it's going to make you fumble around like an idiot for 3 minutes that could be better spent pleasuring me, why not just allow me?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:51:07 EDT (#)
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Pretty funny. Thorpe will need to bookmark this I'm sure.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:50:14 EDT (#)
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when was it that you stopped being annoying?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:49:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:49:04 EDT (#)
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You're getting to be one of those posters where you have to click on it because you just know it will be better than 99% of the stuff posted on here.
Bravo, Keep up the good work
Submitted by Lugalug (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:42:14 EDT (#)
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Nice
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:37:02 EDT (#)
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nice.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:32:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:29:10 EDT (#)
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If the bra costs any more than 25 cents, I recommend against the "just tear it off primal style" it turns them on then... but you'll take shit for it in the morning.
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Double points though....you can shag her rotten, then buy her a new 25¢ bra.
winner every time.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:29:10 EDT (#)
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If the bra costs any more than 25 cents, I recommend against the "just tear it off primal style" it turns them on then... but you'll take shit for it in the morning.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:24:53 EDT (#)
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good post
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:21:45 EDT (#)
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No, they are not.