I am bored with the Internet (596 hits)
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Submitted by DarthFaded (View user info) at 2007-06-05 02:41:26 EDT
I fond myself compelled in my downtime to sit down and plug away on my computer. I mean why the hell not? I mean I spent $2700.00 dollars on it....
I hit the usual places.
myspace...
check my email...
see what maddox has to say lately...
see what a new and up an coming Uberite has to say...
maybe check out spikedhumor for a Daily show clip...
Hit ebaumsworld for a random video...
NOW What?
I am totalyl bored with the internet...
I don't want to be, I mean it is the pinnacle of our generation.. and yet I am bored with it...
I sit here and I click through sites and never really get anything accomplished... I never really learn anything... Or utilize the vast wealth of information that this revolutionary tool of communication and knowledge is supposed to be....
I click aimlessly and mindlessly through a vast wealth of timewasters..... and it makes me wonder why I put the remote for my Television down... since it seems that the mouse to my $2700.00 computer is much different.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-05 21:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing cures boredom like the tender embrace of death.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-06-05 17:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I know what you mean. but whining wont make the internet better for nobody.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-05 17:44:06 EDT (#)
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If i'm bored with the internet i usually just go to wikipedia and click on random article and read up about metal compounds. fascinating stuff right there.
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-06-05 17:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
London's burning with boredom now.
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You have it backwards, the Internet isn't boring you... you are letting the Internet down.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-05 14:07:03 EDT (#)
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I'm so borr-rrrr-rred with the U S A
But what can I doooooooo?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:35:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-05 12:59:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:37:53 EDT (#)
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http://internet-srs.biz/
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i clicked on that and it said "illegal or questionable" :-/
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-06-05 12:46:16 EDT (#)
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Geez...you beat me to the spelling idea. Maybe they have www.drunknspell.com.
Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-06-05 11:39:59 EDT (#)
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fuck off then.
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2007-06-05 08:06:16 EDT (#)
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http://www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?SectionID=10&ItemID=12718
what berty said, or try some useful, informative sights. zmag is a great websight. that link is an interesting one on wealth inequality. something i think we can all relate to.
you should be glad it is boring you. now you can get on with your life. i'm speaking as much to myself as anyone here.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:47:12 EDT (#)
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it's all the same site, lastmeasure
they just change things around every so often
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:42:53 EDT (#)
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PFF, can you compile a list of links that completely maul my computer. I need to send some to a certain buddy who finds it absolutely necessary to email me porn to my work email, even thought I repeatedly asked him not to. I'm talking about the timecop links, the one where the dudes face is blown up, etc. etc.
Just let me know or link them on this shitty post.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:40:11 EDT (#)
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(the internet is serious business)
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:37:53 EDT (#)
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http://internet-srs.biz/
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:23:34 EDT (#)
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did someone happen to spend 2700 dollars on a computer by any chance?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:11:46 EDT (#)
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Consumption Junction, Heaven 666, Pointless Waste of Time... There's still good shit out there.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:31:50 EDT (#)
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Well, then you should find better ways to spend your time.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:31:41 EDT (#)
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Alright mate here's the thing. The internet for most people is a reference tool, whether they're referencing pornography, LOLCAT or whatever. Some people, however, are different and genuinly do not need or desire the same level of social interaction as normal people. They get their limited needs for social stimulation from the internet.
You, clearly, are not one of those people. Go outside Darth Faded! Go outside and kiss girls! Drink in bars with your friends or, if you're an american, take advantage of the tremendous natural beauty of your homeland and get a hobby outside where you can meet and kiss girls!
Go on now, shoo!
If you're unable to do that because you're at work or paralysed or something you can always think outside the box a bit and start reading webcomics, but I wouldn't reccomend that.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:07:03 EDT (#)
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Hey Bohme.
WHy don't you go Fuck yourself???
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-06-05 03:20:40 EDT (#)
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Starved for attention?
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-06-05 02:48:41 EDT (#)
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feel free to ream me for the grammatical and punctuational errors.... I am a little drunk and my typing is not really on the ball.