Ubersite: poisoning my life since 2003. (1331 hits)
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Submitted by Lisa (View user info) at 2007-06-05 03:25:05 EDT
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:50:25 EDT (#)
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berty's review is awesome
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is for Berty.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very well done.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:19:36 EDT (#)
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true that, about the poison. nice work too. +2.
some of you people are fucking retarded, by the way.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-06 14:38:29 EDT (#)
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Cool. I would think that the nose would be a dead giveaway that this is photoshop, but I suppose not.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-06-06 14:23:25 EDT (#)
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Show your six nipples! WOO!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-06 13:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
snarf snarf
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:04:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-05 05:25:41 EDT (#)
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Cats is no longer running? For real?
My God... I thought that show was a juggernaut that could never be stopped. I thought that on the day when the sun bloomed into a red giant and, on the very eve it was due to swallow the earth, that humans in some higher evolved state would be prancing around the west end in feline leotards.
Of course the horror won't really be over untill ALW lies in rotting in his grave. Rumour has it that Andrew wants to be cremated when he dies because so many people would piss on his grave that it would seep through the earth and actually flood his coffin, thus combining his two greatest fears of drowning and being buried alive.
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HA!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:38:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-05 18:13:47 EDT (#)
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What the hell is a furry?
It's pretty funny that some people think this is makeup,
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a furry is people who dress up as animals, like in the animes. then they have sex.
i'm not sure i fully understand, it seems to be an american phenomenon.
i'm sorry, i thought that was make up...i rarely spend more than 1-2 seconds to look at a pic...being at work and all.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 18:30:13 EDT (#)
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ohhhhhh. this was showing off "da skillz"
then yes, well done. The only problem is the nose. There's too much blending, so it looks blurry.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-05 18:18:58 EDT (#)
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looks ginger
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-05 18:13:47 EDT (#)
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What the hell is a furry?
It's pretty funny that some people think this is makeup, like when I'm alone at night I dress up like an animal and take pictures of myself. Then I call my nerd friends, we put on Europop and role play The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
Thanks a lot for that link, FG. I might email you sometime in the future.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-05 17:54:14 EDT (#)
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layer masks - not bad - id have been a tad more subtle however
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 17:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't get it, and something tells me I don't want to.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-06-05 17:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
nice face
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-05 16:04:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-05 14:22:26 EDT (#)
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I think the Ubersite production of 'Cats' would be teh awesome.
Mr. Shlongoffalees...heh.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-05 14:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the Ubersite production of 'Cats' would be teh awesome.
Mr. Shlongoffalees...heh.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:46:31 EDT (#)
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**sigh**
That's actually pretty cool work...
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-06-05 12:05:17 EDT (#)
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I would have liked some connection between the title and the pic, this made no sense.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-05 11:30:26 EDT (#)
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ROFL at Berty
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:49:58 EDT (#)
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Nice pussy?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:26:02 EDT (#)
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The +2 is for Berty's comments. This was a +1.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-05 10:01:53 EDT (#)
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I don't like your attitude, you have a weird fascination with being a cunt, I'm rarely amused by your superiority complex, and frankly, most of the time I have no fucking idea what you're talking about. I'd still go home with you, shag you Meow Mix style with your head in the litterbox, and be pretty proud of myself in the morning.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-05 09:57:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-06-05 09:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M IN UR INTERNET WATCHING U LOOK AT TEH PORNZ!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-05 09:50:40 EDT (#)
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Is that you?
If so, let's hook up.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-05 09:27:47 EDT (#)
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i just wanna +2 berty.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-05 09:17:45 EDT (#)
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Easy there, tiger.
HAHAHAHAH
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-06-05 09:08:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:21:55 EDT (#)
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Most of your lives are pointless, are you all going to start wearing labels?
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+2 for that.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-05 08:53:33 EDT (#)
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Lisa!
You took some CGI coursework in college, right?
Look at this http://fearinneworleans.com/ This is being put on by my friend who does CGI professionally. He uses Houdini.
Anyway, I know you don't want to put your e-mail up on Uber, so if you want more information or want me to get you in touch with my friend, e-mail me forensicgirl3.at.yahoo.com.
:)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-05 08:47:40 EDT (#)
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Did you steal the peely nose look from Jacko?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-05 08:46:00 EDT (#)
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done well
you have a very non-descript mouth, what I mean to say is that if I saw you on the street I would make mental notes about you but I would nothing to say about your mouth
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-05 08:36:02 EDT (#)
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are u a real furry?
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:51:30 EDT (#)
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Worth reading for Berty's commentary.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:46:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No, I'm going to tell you that you are a fucking retard and laugh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA LOLOLOLOL, I feel much better about myself knowing that I don't have an infantile obsession of making myself into an animal.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:21:55 EDT (#)
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Most of your lives are pointless, are you all going to start wearing labels?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pointless would have worked well in the title.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-05 07:01:01 EDT (#)
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yiff in hell, furfag
you used to look decent, I guess age got to you
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-05 05:29:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-06-05 17:52:16 EST (#)
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What the hell does uber have to do with you dressing up like a dumbass?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-05 05:25:41 EDT (#)
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Cats is no longer running? For real?
My God... I thought that show was a juggernaut that could never be stopped. I thought that on the day when the sun bloomed into a red giant and, on the very eve it was due to swallow the earth, that humans in some higher evolved state would be prancing around the west end in feline leotards.
Of course the horror won't really be over untill ALW lies in rotting in his grave. Rumour has it that Andrew wants to be cremated when he dies because so many people would piss on his grave that it would seep through the earth and actually flood his coffin, thus combining his two greatest fears of drowning and being buried alive.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-05 05:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:33:07 EDT (#)
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Isn't that an actress performing in Cats though? Andrew Lloyd Webber has a lot to answer for!
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well berty, you're a fucking idiot. Cats is no longer running, and Andrew LW has no decisions in the casting process.... oh that was a joke? I'm sorry.
Jokes are meant to be funny.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-05 05:06:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would totally hit it. Even if she was in that make-up. But if she was, I'd make her do some "RAWWR" noises. That would be hot.
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"Rawwr" you say. I wonder if that would actually be all that sexy? I always lake the soft little involuntary noises myself. I find the louder exclamations rather too much you know? Seriously, have you ever been cornholing some filthy slapper and she shouts out "yes! Fuck my arse! Fuck it!" and you just have one of those moments, you know?
It's like you step outside of your body, outside of the situation, and just look at yourself thinking "What the hell am I doing? I don't care about this woman, the only reason I'm fucking her arsehole is because she told me to. She's not even very pretty, hell I'M not even very pretty. Why is she with me? What the hell are we doing here?"
So yeah, there's that sort of naked lunch moment; when suddenly you become acutely aware of just what lies on the end of your fork (so to speak), and then there's the other thing. She'll be shouting away and I'm just not in the same place. I find myself wondering why she's shouting, I mean I'm not exactly far away from her, I can hear her just fine. It's annoying as well, I mean I get embarrased for her you know? She's there screaming and hollering but all I want to say is "can you keep your voice down? I'm trying to focus on the squishy noises coming out of your cunt", something I find much more stimulating than all that carrying on.
Perhaps that's just me though.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:51:02 EDT (#)
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I would totally hit it. Even if she was in that make-up. But if she was, I'd make her do some "RAWWR" noises. That would be hot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:39:35 EDT (#)
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show us your pussy
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:33:07 EDT (#)
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Isn't that an actress performing in Cats though? Andrew Lloyd Webber has a lot to answer for!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ahhh, negative 2's. Making my life more convoluted since 2005.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:24:44 EDT (#)
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Do you know something interesting? I read an awful lot of webcomics these days and, of the one man band efforts at least, the one's penned by furrys are often a lot funnier than the peurile and witless efforts of other people.
I have been wondering whether or not I have been judging these sexual deviants too harshly.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IF I +2 HER MAYBE SHE WlLL MAKE SEXES WITH ME!!!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:15:21 EDT (#)
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I've always wanted to make love to a tiger, but I've always been a bit apprehensive about the whole 'getting eaten to death' thing.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:10:30 EDT (#)
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Um, okay, I realize that I'm going to sound like a dumbass for asking this, but is that you?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-05 03:55:48 EDT (#)
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You're a real mental giant, aren't you?
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-06-05 03:52:16 EDT (#)
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What the hell does uber have to do with you dressing up like a dumbass?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-06-05 03:33:56 EDT (#)
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No.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-06-05 03:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA LOLLULOLOLOLLLLLLILILILULLLOLOL CAN I SEE UR PUSSY PUSSY CAT LOLOLORLFORLFORLROFLOLOLOLASDFASFDASDFASDF
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-05 03:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto furry +2