APB (All Points Bulletin, for you Retards): Missing Hair, Please Report Any Sightings Immediately (582 hits)
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Submitted by Unban S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-06-05 13:33:23 EDT
I most certainly do believe that I see a halo over my head, further proof my angel status :)
How bad did I fuck up this time?
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:43:09 EDT (#)
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Caption:
"Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads? "
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:47:13 EDT (#)
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I got banned for the whole ChaosJester thing which I found completely unfounded considering that I didn't do anything harmful on a personal level.
Oh well...
I'm really waiting to get it back because I have some stories in the works that I would like to keep on that account, also some great pictures of somewhere I visited. Until Bart reinstates it, most of what gets posted with this account is going to be shit posts.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:40:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-05 22:59:15 EDT (#)
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Why did you get banned?
And actually that look ain't too bad on ya, for being a white guy.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-06 00:12:48 EDT (#)
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Needs more drool and snot.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-05 22:59:15 EDT (#)
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Why did you get banned?
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-06-05 22:53:05 EDT (#)
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Why did you shave your head when your beard was going white?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-05 22:36:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-06-05 16:55:18 EDT (#)
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How long till somebody photoshops it to look like a penis?
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It needs to be photoshopped?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-05 18:26:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-06-05 17:22:07 EDT (#)
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Great...another picture of your penis.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-06-05 16:55:18 EDT (#)
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How long till somebody photoshops it to look like a penis?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-05 16:54:36 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahahahahaha @ O....nice.
Susie, I wasn't offended...just giving you an F.Y.I.
Besides, me feel bad? Nahhhhhh...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-05 16:07:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-05 15:43:40 EDT (#)
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Susie, believe it or not, it's not bicked. It's just really tight. Actually, I got tired of waking up and figuring out what the fuck I was going to do with it today or what I was going to do with it when I got out.
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Time to stop wearing clothes then. Or just a common jumpsuit. Every day.
So hard to figure out what to wear these days.
Prison?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-05 15:58:54 EDT (#)
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Aw come on Sico, lighten up, I was just being a smartass. Huh...the angle of the photo/backlighting makes it look like you took it right to the wood. Either way, it's probably cooler in the summer.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-06-05 15:47:31 EDT (#)
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lol i had my head shaved for two years it was very easy to take care of lol
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-05 15:43:40 EDT (#)
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Susie, believe it or not, it's not bicked. It's just really tight. Actually, I got tired of waking up and figuring out what the fuck I was going to do with it today or what I was going to do with it when I got out.
I was in the awkward stage while growing it out that you can't really do anything about and it was irritating me so I just cut it.
Better luck next time.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-05 15:39:31 EDT (#)
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You secretly felt bad for the shennanigans you pulled on ChaosJester, so you bicked your head as penance? "See Chaos? I shaved my head just like yours. No hard feelings, right buddy?"
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-06-05 15:10:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:37:45 EDT (#)
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you have an uncanny resemblance to shlongy in that picture.
maybe its just me.
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Part Shlongy, part Hidden
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-05 14:43:01 EDT (#)
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~OathMeal Approved~
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-05 14:39:16 EDT (#)
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I swear to god I've seen this exact likeness on more than one episode of the Muppets.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-05 14:36:04 EDT (#)
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you look way too much like dr evil now.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-05 14:27:31 EDT (#)
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I think you guys are turned on by my dashing looks.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-05 14:20:30 EDT (#)
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(sigh)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-05 14:03:36 EDT (#)
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You didn't fuck up any worse than your previous 746 days on Uber, Curly.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:55:28 EDT (#)
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not a good idea.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:53:05 EDT (#)
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Herbert J Predator
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:44:33 EDT (#)
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shlongy's illegitimate child, ladies and gentlemen
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:41:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:37:58 EDT (#)
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not sure baldy
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 13:37:45 EDT (#)
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you have an uncanny resemblance to shlongy in that picture.
maybe its just me.