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Uberdirectory Update – Who is Playing, Last Rounds, and ‘To Do Or Not To Do’. (1909 hits)

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Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2007-06-06 06:19:44 EDT




Hey, so I'm more than happy to do this vibe, but the truth of the matter is this - it's supposed to be a visual directory of current users for the year.

That being said, I currently have 102 pictures of you clowns.

So I want your opinions on something.

I think about maybe four of them are MVA, the rest are us mere mortals. Is that a good reflection of the status quo, or am I missing shitloads of people due to apathy or non-interest, and even if I am, should I just go ahead and make one anyway with those that want to be in it?

Also, if you ain't in this list, you ain't in; so link me to picture post of yours, or email me - uberdirectory.at.gmail.com


Any comments, (including what to do with my left hand and certain parts of mother's anatomy - I know you guys too well) are welcome, and would be greatly appreciated.

Cool.
- phuzz.






so far, so something something..JPG (359 kB)

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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-10 23:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Check your uberdirectory email, please.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-09 22:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whenever YOU'RE ready, Your Hotness.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-09 22:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

for some reason i was thinking about this today. i wont be like everybody else with all the "WHEN" and "COME ON" comments. But I am with them in spirit.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-09 21:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CHECK IT

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-07-04 15:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/108740

Probably way too fucking late, but hey, what are ya gona do, right?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously....when?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you ever going to post this or what?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-06-09 08:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-06-06 13:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/electrictoothsyndrome/unkempt.jpg

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Nice door.

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2007-06-08 15:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Count me in with some apathy

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-06-08 13:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Okay, I'll stop being apathetic.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-08 08:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Alright, I sent my picture to the gmail.

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-06-08 01:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel really bad for you.
You can take me out if it'll save time or something.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm surprised even that many mva-ers bothered. Sounds about right.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Here, Drew. I'll play. http://www.ubersite.com/m/109045

Submitted by viciousness63 (user info) at 2007-06-07 07:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109040

My goofy mug.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-07 07:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thanks bertram.

remember to polish your wheelchair.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-07 06:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Alright, I'll participate. I'll email you sommething tonight.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah go ahead and use jpg you fucking sheep

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-06-06 22:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-06 21:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ERIC RICE HAS BEEN ARRESTED????

http://tinyurl.com/37ws8e

Well, IT FUCKING LOOKS LIKE IT! This is mindblowing. I can't believe i "know" this fucker!!!
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fucking glorious

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-06-06 22:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:00:19 EDT (#)

Where the hell is Circe?
-=-=-=-=-=-

I've got her locked in my basement. I'd send a current pic, but it'd almost certainly be NSFW.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-06 21:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ERIC RICE HAS BEEN ARRESTED????

http://tinyurl.com/37ws8e

Well, IT FUCKING LOOKS LIKE IT! This is mindblowing. I can't believe i "know" this fucker!!!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Phuz, just use this http://www.ubersite.com/m/99629

I really didn't want to post a 'here's my pic.'



Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll Send you mine tomorrow. Fuck it.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY FUCKO

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89949


PS:

TURTLES!

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/108707

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Feel free to enlarge and emphasize OathMeal. He's one sexy beast.


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'beast' being the operative word.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Top idea lass. list em, i'll do it.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you should do 'in memorium' for Hadley and Method and Badass an a few others like that...

fallen heros..


sigh

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-06 13:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually, scratch that. I'm going to email you a more recent pic. Don't use the picture I just linked to.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-06 13:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You dont have me? I've been in every uberdirectory since the second. How many is that? Two? Three?

Quick, before your picture cache goes out of style, take this one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98356

If I had a camera I would take a picture of me right now because I look good today, but I lost it I think when I decided to break dance drunk in the middle of the street a few months ago. That's the best I can do.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-06-06 13:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/electrictoothsyndrome/unkempt.jpg

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-06 13:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was gonna bid :-(

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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just kidding.


Submitted by kaioken (user info) at 2007-06-06 13:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109012

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-06 13:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109011

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For the first time in years I've made a list here. Amazing.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want in too, I'll send a picture tonight.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just kidding.


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Crystle just totally pulled your punk card, Noons.

You can't back down now.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

As a side note, I love this job - I get to see who all the hot belters on this site are.

I'm even considering selling off the uncropped originals to guys like Sicosemen.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YESH! I MADE A LIST!! WOOO


Phuzzy - you rock for doing this.


Noonie.. come on - I mean, I did it - you can!

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you in Vegas???
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Yeah... About that....

I'm not. And I won't be, I'm afraid...

Sorry hon.


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Bah! Sorry to hear that. I was going to invite you to my wedding Saturday night.
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Aw man... :(

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&mode=related&search=

I do not understand internet people.

Would someone care to explain this?
--------------------------------------

Ok, first I assume you mean you do not understand the "internet". Second, I don't think anyone understands "internet people". Third, here is your explanation -

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ekf1k-Bu2UY&mode=related&search=

That is all.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you in Vegas???
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Yeah... About that....

I'm not. And I won't be, I'm afraid...

Sorry hon.


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Bah! Sorry to hear that. I was going to invite you to my wedding Saturday night.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ATTN: UBERSITE

If you create a review-only alter, can you please name it ReviewAlter#whatever so that I can keep track? Thanks. i don't care if you have them, it's just getting too confusing.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

plus i just got told i have to give my dad recent pics of me so he can send them to my cousins so they know that the odd american at their door isn't a serial killer.

any pictures i take are going to that, not to this. only one photographic endeavour at a time.
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coming to the UK aren't you?
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if anyone takes and posts pictures of me i will fucking skin their balls and strangle them with their vas deferens.
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That's good enough for me.





*checks ebay for a super secret squirrel swishy spy camera*

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Noonie - HA

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't have a current pic to send you.

It's too bad because I've lost 35 pounds.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/108699

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I need to find my digicam, but run with the one you have.

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Read the list fella, I don't have one to run with.

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Pay attention, fella. Use one of those for S.I. Co. Semen Thanks, swella.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

plus i just got told i have to give my dad recent pics of me so he can send them to my cousins so they know that the odd american at their door isn't a serial killer.

any pictures i take are going to that, not to this. only one photographic endeavour at a time.
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coming to the UK aren't you?
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if anyone takes and posts pictures of me i will fucking skin their balls and strangle them with their vas deferens.
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she's a hideous monster, your camera would break if you were to photo her anyway.

better to stay away.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor DMD...

It's like he's the only kid in the class without a Trapperkeeper having that bmp tag next to him :(

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She'd take and send one herself but lord knows that'd take waaaaaaaay too much effort.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well now someone's GOT to provide a NooniePic.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

plus i just got told i have to give my dad recent pics of me so he can send them to my cousins so they know that the odd american at their door isn't a serial killer.

any pictures i take are going to that, not to this. only one photographic endeavour at a time.
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coming to the UK aren't you?
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if anyone takes and posts pictures of me i will fucking skin their balls and strangle them with their vas deferens.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There are only really five active users here.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No idea. When I click 'submit' is the closest estimate I can give you...

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

plus i just got told i have to give my dad recent pics of me so he can send them to my cousins so they know that the odd american at their door isn't a serial killer.

any pictures i take are going to that, not to this. only one photographic endeavour at a time.
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coming to the UK aren't you?

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

when can we expect this to be published?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck.

endeavor.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

plus i just got told i have to give my dad recent pics of me so he can send them to my cousins so they know that the odd american at their door isn't a serial killer.

any pictures i take are going to that, not to this. only one photographic endeavour at a time.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well... i have a pic of stagger :D

i'm still not doing this.

_________________________

WHAAAA!!! I'm Katy and I don't wanna put a picture up because Uber might be teh mean to me!!!

Well, aren't we just a scared lil' girl after all...

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did you miss my drunk camwhore?

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I need to find my digicam, but run with the one you have.

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Read the list fella, I don't have one to run with.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i submitted and i'm not on the list

wtf?

ok, i'm in my work uniform, but there were no specifics given in the directions.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I need to find my digicam, but run with the one you have.

Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol my camwhore

http://www.ubersite.com/m/99008

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you in Vegas???
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Yeah... About that....

I'm not. And I won't be, I'm afraid...

Sorry hon.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is all quite exciting.

Please be sure to execute this so as to not have a simple grid of images. I'm suggesting placing a huge, red 'X' over Beano's offensively ugly mug.

Feel free to enlarge and emphasize OathMeal. He's one sexy beast.
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fat ginger above.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You don't have to post a camwhore to be included. Email phuzzywuzzybear at uberdirectory.at.gmail.com, you lazy bastards.

Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Go through my old posts, Im sure Ive cam whored it up at least once.

I was on the MVA until I took my reprive. Theres only 781 people with a lower user number than me, so I can still be considered one of the Uber oldies.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well... i have a pic of stagger :D

i'm still not doing this.

_________________________

WHAAAA!!! I'm Katy and I don't wanna put a picture up because Uber might be teh mean to me!!!

Well, aren't we just a scared lil' girl after all...



Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What, no Habeeb? I'm highly disappointed.

Aside from that, looks like a good collection...



Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is all quite exciting.

Please be sure to execute this so as to not have a simple grid of images. I'm suggesting placing a huge, red 'X' over Beano's offensively ugly mug.

Feel free to enlarge and emphasize OathMeal. He's one sexy beast.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you in Vegas???

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OK i've figured it out. Don't worry.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well... i have a pic of stagger :D

i'm still not doing this.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-06 22:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&mode=related&search=

I do not understand internet people.

Would someone care to explain this?

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Classic mirthmaking.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think that's probably a good sampling of the camwhores.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&mode=related&search=

I do not understand internet people.

Would someone care to explain this?

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no idea. she didn't play.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DeathMetalDude is such a nonconformist

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-06 08:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Where the hell is Circe?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK dammit... I mean fuck.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and by shag I mean lick.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stagger, don't mind Reds. He's just mad b/c he found out that the company that produces the extra long scarves that fits his neck is going out of business.
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This is why I want to shag you Angel.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ubersite.

The only place a person will search for, copy, and paste song lyrics, in a random review, just for squits & gurgles.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:34:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Stagger, don't mind Reds. He's just mad b/c he found out that the company that produces the extra long scarves that fits his neck is going out of business.
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Look, you can't call me a giraffe - I've seen your tongue.

It sucks and slurps upon my every word



Down down, you bring me down
I hear you knocking at my door and I can't sleep at night
Your face, it has no place
No room for you inside my house I need to be alone

Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you
I don't care where youve been or what you plan to do

Turn turn, I wish you'd learn
There's a time and place for everything I've got to get it through
Cut loose, you're no use
I couldn't stand another second in your company

Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you
I don't care where you've been or what you plan to do

Stone me, why can't you see
You're a no-one nowhere washed up baby who'd look better dead

Your tongue is far too long
I don't like the way it sucks and slurps upon my every word

Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you
I don't care where you've been or what you plan to do

I am the resurrection and I am the light
I couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like

I am the resurrection and I am the light
I couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CLIMB through the bush.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stagger, don't mind Reds. He's just mad b/c he found out that the company that produces the extra long scarves that fits his neck is going out of business.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no Mr T? shocking

michael jackson is mva right?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Listen you Ozzie PC user - I don't care if they work - they still make the baby jeebus blub ok?

Now post a real picture of I'll steal your kangaroo and you'll have to walk through the bush like all the other colonials.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor DMD...

It's like he's the only kid in the class without a Trapperkeeper having that bmp tag next to him :(

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-06 21:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dear DeathMetalDude

Bitmaps make the baby jeebus cry.

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Actually, they work when you post them now, so who cares?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dear DeathMetalDude

Bitmaps make the baby jeebus cry.

Just put a red cross where he should be - or a blue question mark for us mac users

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd actually rather not be in this.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No rad? What's he doin?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm MVA, I can't be fucked to send you a picture.

Plus you think I'm crap at golf and I hate you for it.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that's good enough, hey.

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck it. I sent my pic, even though nobody will know me.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

(sigh)
Well, if it's what all the kewl kidz are doing nowadays...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/108781

Lemme know if that's good enough, hey?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well OK then. You're lucky I'm in meetings for the next two days or I'd demand an in-person apology!

And that's exactly what Stagger_Lee looks like..he needs in.

F I'M LATE kthxbye

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I gathered.

Smashing read that, anyway.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

good point, that.

ch = k.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tis spelt Euchrid in mine, Saffa.

A fake entry or two would've spiced things up. Why should the uberdirectory be real in a sea of shenanigans?

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gutted.



You've honestly never heard of Eukrid Eukro from the Eukalore Valley?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ive wallpapered my house with Coleys' entry and thats weird because I live in a flat.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gutted.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Berty, i don't have it anymore, I'm on a new pc. Just get one from the ubercon posts, cut yourself out and send it to me...

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She was a great whopping whale of a hog's cunt.


You didn't know that, hence that isn't you in that picture, hence I am not using it, hence you can bugger off and find a new one.

HENCE.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't think so. I bet she was a lovely woman.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Put me in.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/99240




DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOOT MA MAW?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't I just use the one from last time? I don't have a camera and I had to move heaven and earth to get that last picture

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gish man, you fucked up bad. Poor Lishy

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OKAY FIXED YOU"RE IN NOW AT THE TOP BEST PLACE SHINING STAR TOP OF THE POPS LOVE YOU :(

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, I see how it is.



OOOOH SHIT.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Put me in.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/99240

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-06 06:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, I see how it is.


Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I
mean, isn't God everywhere?

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Heretic