Apparently Buying a Digital Camera Turns You Into a Tard (1786 hits)
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Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-06-06 10:11:44 EDT
And apparently for the first time in hundreds of posts, it makes you repost.
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-06-11 10:44:19 EDT (#)
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I saw a woman at wolf camera who said she had been "shooting a wedding" the previous day and had had severe problems with shutter delay. The woman at the counter looked at the camera and informed her that the timer was on. So from this I advise to never use a professional camera if you have no idea what the fuck you're doing, and never hire someone to photograph your wedding if they try to do something that retarded.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-08 12:04:49 EDT (#)
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Useless? My kids get more enjoyment out of that little pink thing than a 40 year old balding man with a one inch penis gets out of a Mazerati.
As for how it put the dent in the car, the front of it is very hard plastic, it goes faster than you think and the corner of the bumper hit the minivan. The original dent was much larger, but it popped back out because that's what new Hondas are supposed to do.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-06-08 07:58:54 EDT (#)
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I think having children turns people into morons a little more than having a camera. Look at that ugly pink car. Probably cost $200 and it's useless.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-08 07:39:32 EDT (#)
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just a query. how does a plastic car like that put a dent into a real car?
what kinda make is it?
think i'll stick to motorcycles, more steel on them...
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-07 09:56:47 EDT (#)
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I'm leaving? Don't think so... I just hibernate sometimes.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2007-06-07 03:58:58 EDT (#)
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I thought you were leaving?
-2 for minivans
+2 for Barbie
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-07 02:42:05 EDT (#)
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Too much?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-07 02:41:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:28:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-07 06:55:31 BST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-06 20:41:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-06 19:01:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:41:06 PDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:35:23 EDT (#)
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Yet another instance of a girl driving daddy's car who runs into another vehicle due to her inattention and gets off without reparations after she fucks the other vehicle's owner.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-07 02:28:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-07 06:55:31 BST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-06 20:41:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-06 19:01:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:41:06 PDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:35:23 EDT (#)
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Yet another instance of a girl driving daddy's car who runs into another vehicle due to her inattention and gets off without reparations after her mom fucks the other vehicle's owner.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-07 01:55:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-06 20:41:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-06 19:01:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:41:06 PDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:35:23 EDT (#)
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Yet another instance of a girl driving daddy's car who runs into another vehicle due to her inattention and gets off without reparations after her mom fucks the other vehicle's owner.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-07 00:09:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:32:41 EDT (#)
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Wow, she's adorable.
If she's driving like that at such a young age, can you imagine what it's gonna be like when she's 16? I've got some words of advice for you: buy her the biggest, oldest (1987 was a good year), primer-gray Crown Vic you can find. My roomy had one when we were 16, and she was (and still kinda is) a terrible driver. Those cars can take a beating.
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You mentioned roomy, 16, and beating all in the same thought. Not all of us were driving vehicles for the express purpose of hooking up in the backseat young lady. I was but that's beside the point. But I'm Catholic so at that age it was touch, touch, touch, foggy windows, hand below belt...frigid cocktease. Ahhh the good old days.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-06 23:36:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:19:35 EDT (#)
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Have another for having the courage to admit you are whipped to the point of driving a VAN. Don't those things make your balls shrivel up and drop off if you drive one for more than a week?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2007-06-06 22:24:42 EDT (#)
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She is getting so big! And still as cute as freaking ever! You should see Jake now. He's the size of a teenager!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2007-06-06 22:06:30 EDT (#)
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ahaha cool dent.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-06 20:41:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-06 14:41:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:35:23 EDT (#)
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Yet another instance of a girl driving daddy's car who runs into another vehicle due to her inattention and gets off without reparations after her mom fucks the other vehicle's owner.
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ahahaha
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-06 19:01:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:41:06 PDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:35:23 EDT (#)
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Yet another instance of a girl driving daddy's car who runs into another vehicle due to her inattention and gets off without reparations after her mom fucks the other vehicle's owner.
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ahahaha
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+2 for that comment right there
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:28:26 EDT (#)
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I wanted a Barbie Hummer long before there were the cars called that.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:51:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:32:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:04:47 EDT (#)
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hehe
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-06 16:48:34 EDT (#)
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You should have had a shot of you each getting out of your respective vehicles and getting into a shouting match.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-06 16:43:20 EDT (#)
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I was always jealous of the kids who had those little drive around cars. Now I'm jealous of your daughter.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-06 16:14:05 EDT (#)
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You know, speaking of luxury features in the minivan, one of the cool things it has is voice activated controls for most of the not-driving functionality (i.e. radio, rear entertainment, navigation system).
From my admittedly non scientific sample, over 90% of men say "Blow me" to my minivan within the first three commands issued.
And it then invariably turns on the air conditioning in response.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-06-06 16:11:26 EDT (#)
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At least the Barbie car isn't damaged.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:56:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:24:00 EDT (#)
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Dude, mah Odyssey has more luxury features than most Lexuses (and cost just as much).
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The plural of Lexus is Lexii.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-06 14:41:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:35:23 EDT (#)
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Yet another instance of a girl driving daddy's car who runs into another vehicle due to her inattention and gets off without reparations after her mom fucks the other vehicle's owner.
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ahahaha
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-06 14:40:08 EDT (#)
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Your little girl looks adorable. I'm going to marry a dago so my daughters will have luxurious black hair.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-06 14:15:58 EDT (#)
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My ex-roommate, Kevin, had that happen. The neighbors 16 yr old daughter hit his car and her Mom tried to fuck him to make nice about it. Oh, how we laughed and laughed and laughed.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-06 14:12:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:35:23 EDT (#)
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Yet another instance of a girl driving daddy's car who runs into another vehicle due to her inattention and gets off without reparations after her mom fucks the other vehicle's owner.
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Sad but true.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-06-06 13:37:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:35:23 EDT (#)
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Yet another instance of a girl driving daddy's car who runs into another vehicle due to her inattention and gets off without reparations after her mom fucks the other vehicle's owner.
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*dies*
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-06 13:23:14 EDT (#)
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BUFF IT OUT
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2007-06-06 13:13:31 EDT (#)
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Daughter or not, Id beat her over the head with a lead pipe, like I do everyone else that hits my car.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-06 13:00:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:35:35 EDT (#)
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Charming.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:35:23 EDT (#)
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Yet another instance of a girl driving daddy's car who runs into another vehicle due to her inattention and gets off without reparations after her mom fucks the other vehicle's owner.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:07:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:59:56 EDT (#)
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"here, in her natural habitat, we catch a glimpse of the rare Razor-flylette"
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:45:10 EDT (#)
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She's adorable.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:26:44 EDT (#)
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nice.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:17:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:15:58 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 Barbie Hummer w/chrome wheels, sealed bandpass bass setup and candycoated paint job.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:05:25 EDT (#)
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Is it wrong that I want the pink car?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:03:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:49:06 EDT (#)
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The dents will be a lot worse when I PULL INTO YOUR DRIVEWAY, Johnny Astrovan.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:47:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:37:02 EDT (#)
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I will move into the country probably after my kids go off to college, or if I win the lottery and have enough money to send them to an elite private school and to afford a chauffeur to drive them there. Or possibly a private jet. With missiles. And maybe it can transform, and I could ride in its cockpit raining destruction down upon those who have crossed me.
"To sleep, perchance to dream."
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:46:31 EDT (#)
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Dude, that Barbie Edition Escalade is SSSSWWWWWEEEEEEEETTT!!! What are they - 14 inch TWEETERS?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:46:07 EDT (#)
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Yes, you are a wonderful camera ladden idiot, no the insurance company would not go for the "uninsured driver."
You might try for "Act of God," I remember my last encounter with your daughter...
I miss you guys!!!!!!!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:45:43 EDT (#)
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+2 Jewbillee
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:45:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:28:42 EDT (#)
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I fear your daughter is already Driving Like a Woman. One hand off the steering wheel. Looking anywhere BUT the road. You need to curb this before she grows up. Right quick.
But do throw a party for her once she's righted her driverly wrongs. It'll be a veritable Jewbilee!
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And once you get those training pants off of her....every 10 miles will be a pee break.
fuckin' broads!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:43:05 EDT (#)
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I don't think it was the camera in and of itself. It's the combination of cute kid + camera that turns your average parent into a rere.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:40:04 EDT (#)
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minivan
*snorts in derision*
your baba is cute
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:37:02 EDT (#)
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Mike, it's definitely something of a suburban filing cabinet, but the houses are very big and the school district is incredibly nice (part of the reason the new streets have as many houses crammed onto them as they can get away with).
I will move into the country probably after my kids go off to college, or if I win the lottery and have enough money to send them to an elite private school and to afford a chauffeur to drive them there. Or possibly a private jet. With missiles. And maybe it can transform, and I could ride in its cockpit raining destruction down upon those who have crossed me.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:32:41 EDT (#)
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Wow, she's adorable.
If she's driving like that at such a young age, can you imagine what it's gonna be like when she's 16? I've got some words of advice for you: buy her the biggest, oldest (1987 was a good year), primer-gray Crown Vic you can find. My roomy had one when we were 16, and she was (and still kinda is) a terrible driver. Those cars can take a beating.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:31:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-06-07 00:29:46 EST (#)
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Thank god I'm a country boy.
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I love the country but I couldn't live there. When I retire, probably.
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:30:11 EDT (#)
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Oh, and +2 for having a cuter kid than most of the other wormbabies people post on here (missflibble, I'm looking in your direction).
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:29:46 EDT (#)
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On the flip side of this, just a personal observation.
I don't know how anybody can live so close to their neighbors. Whenever I see houses stacked up next to each other it reminds me of prison cells. I can't even remember when I used to live close to people. Now the whole idea just bothers me.
But it seems nice where you are and I am happy that you are doing well.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:28:42 EDT (#)
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I fear your daughter is already Driving Like a Woman. One hand off the steering wheel. Looking anywhere BUT the road. You need to curb this before she grows up. Right quick.
But do throw a party for her once she's righted her driverly wrongs. It'll be a veritable Jewbilee!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:28:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:20:55 EDT (#)
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you're a fucking jew, just throw money at the problem until it goes away
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ahhahahahaaaaa
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:26:44 EDT (#)
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Ha!
Is this the first time your offspring has dented the family van in such a manner?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
It's a long life Jeremy my friend. A long arduous life full of dents and spills and all sorts of interesting "kid" things.
Enjoy them before you send her off to college, which will seem to happen in about three minutes.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:24:00 EDT (#)
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Dude, mah Odyssey has more luxury features than most Lexuses (and cost just as much).
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:20:55 EDT (#)
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you're a fucking jew, just throw money at the problem until it goes away
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:19:35 EDT (#)
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Have another for having the courage to admit you are whipped to the point of driving a VAN. Don't those things make your balls shrivel up and drop off if you drive one for more than a week?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:17:39 EDT (#)
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Is your wife a big foot? Does she know what 'goonie-goo-goo' means?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:17:35 EDT (#)
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Were these taken with one of Optimus Prime's eyes- resolution 12,000,000 x 4,500,000 at 800 Terapixels?
In other words, why was this file 1MB?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:16:48 EDT (#)
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i thought jew babies drove mini bulldozers to crush the neighbors' kids sand castles
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:14:36 EDT (#)
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TIF
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:14:05 EDT (#)
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Call that a dent boy? That's nothing!
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-06 10:12:58 EDT (#)
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Fixed!