I'm Taking Dano To Tenerife. Hilarity Will Now Ensue. (528 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.07 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Scott James Is Learning Defense Against The Dark Arts (View user info) at 2007-06-06 11:16:08 EDT
Yeah, yeah. I know I have promised stories about my beloved cousin in the past and failed to produce the goods but truth be told, I have hardly seen him over the last three years.
But fret no more, my beauties.
I was recently invited on holiday to the Canary Islands by an old school friend.
Sun, sea and lots of booze? What would you do if you lived under a grey raincloud nine months of the year?
Of course, I agreed but it was only when I paid for my fare that my 'friend' decided to drop a bombshell on me.
"Oh, there's one more thing," he said.
"What?" I replied.
"You're sharing with, Dano." he said and then hung up
Three hours ago I received a picture from my cousin via mobile phone. I am only going to produce the part of it that is fit for decent people to view.
Crazy bastard.
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-07 00:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
cheers for the update!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-06 16:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I vaguely remember not giving a shit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-06 16:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WATCH OUT FOR ASPLoDING 747s
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be waiting
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-06-06 14:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-06 13:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How exciting. I missed the memo, obviously.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I vaguely remember not giving a shit.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I vaguely remember reading something about a crazy Dano character.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
okay...this means nothing to me
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be waiting
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOT
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And the ship's dog's name was Rover
And we turned the poor thing over
We ground and ground that faithful hound
From Tenerife to Dover
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll grab you by the back of the neck and rub your nose in it.
WITHOUT HESITATION
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drake, you know you're within driving distance of me. I will not hesitate to drive to your house and piss on your newspaper.
YOU ARE WARNED, COCKSMOKE.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw a picture of Hilarity_Ensues once....trust me, it won't get you a positive rating.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY SWEET FUCKING JESUS, FINALLY!!!!
I can't wait. Take lots of pics.