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Category: Humor

Rating: 1.16 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Matchstick Man <rarwrawrw> (View user info) at 2007-06-06 16:52:12 EDT


I've been out of the loop. For a while now.

My last post was something like a year ago... I couldn't say for sure.

I haven't looked at Uber since... probably, about this time last year. I can't say I missed it, which is sort of not a good thing. Anyway.

I've been in a bit of a slump. I've heard some very funny jokes, seen some ridiculous shit (I went to all-guys school for 2 years, you bet your ASS I saw some funny shit. I saw a kid jump out of a second-story window for a pack of cigarettes. He didn't get them, btw), and been pretty much immersed in humor for about the past 18 months. Regardless, I hardly laugh anymore.

Sad, but true.





Right. Whatev.

Anyhow, last night, I thought I'd screw around on the internet and look at Uber a bit, and I ended up spending about 8 hours reading ALL of the replies to the legendary "re 16y/olds" thread posted by Wazza. I read all the tributes to Shlongy's comments, I read all the V-Day posts, and I read a ton of SPTs.






I don't believe I have ever laughed so hard, so long and so consistently in my life.

Thanks, Uber. You taught me how to laugh again.







In return, I give you LESBIANS.

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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HSC?

Submitted by surfninja27 (user info) at 2007-06-07 03:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is lesbos!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-07 03:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HI!!! DINNERS READY!!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-06 23:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this isn't NSFW.


or


This is SFW.




whichever acronym you prefer.


If your boss disagrees, punch him/her in the kidneys.

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-06-06 22:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Best Present Ever

Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2007-06-06 21:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, at least YOU appreciate all the hard work that Shlongy puts in to telling people that they're shit.

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<3

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-06 20:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fair trade.

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I would have given more explicit lesbians, but I didn't want to have to tag it NSFW. Bob, and HighVoltage, you can suck my average white guy cock. I don't give a shit if you get fired, because you're insignificant pricks. I hope you do, actually, so that one day I see you on the streets, begging for money, and I can kick you in your bitch ass ribs. Fuckers. Go have sex with a goat.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-06 20:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fair trade.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-06 20:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

good to know

Submitted by LikwidFlux (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"In return, I give you LESBIANS"

That made me lawl

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is why a SSFW tag is better.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is this really to be considered NSFW?
There are no boobs - it's just kissing.
Weird.
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I think it is the hands in each others crotches that would get me fired...

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Is this really to be considered NSFW?

There are no boobs - it's just kissing.



Weird.




Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're welcome

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I wasn't going to care, because I don't.

But the NSFW law is law. -2.

Sorry bud, I like lesbians. Not at work though.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, at least YOU appreciate all the hard work that Shlongy puts in to telling people that they're shit.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Come back and play more!

We don't bite unless asked....

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 16:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot to mention my spectacular posts.

www.ubersite.com/u/The_Drake <-------- If you REALLY want to laugh. (not quite as good as a review from shlongy though, admittedly)

YAAAAY lesbians. I fucking love lesbians.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-06 16:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i have that sweater.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-06 16:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NSFW, If i get fired, I am going to hunt you down...


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