CHUCK NORRIS Vs. STEVEN SEGAL! (452 hits)
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Submitted by <ucsb0428.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-06-06 19:33:06 EDT
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:06:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:01:47 EDT (#)
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This was gay as well.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:01:47 EDT (#)
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This was gay as well.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-06 20:48:56 EDT (#)
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not so much.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-06 20:46:43 EDT (#)
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Are you sure Chuck isn't taking on George Segal here, Einstein?
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-06 20:41:10 EDT (#)
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single handely... nice one.
I stupely missed that on the first scan.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-06 20:34:58 EDT (#)
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'quality films' and 'Steven Segal' shouldn't appear in the same sentence.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-06 20:22:12 EDT (#)
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What? Segal's films aren't worth capitalizing? I mean, Chuck's were but not Steven's?
Boo.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-06 20:08:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-07 00:56:57 BST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-06 19:49:10 EDT (#)
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*Dials phone* Hello, internet? Can we get a new meme over here please? Yeah, the Norris one is getting pretty boring, thanks.
***Thank you for calling The Internet. Your call is important to us, please hold for the next availa...***
"Internet, this is Carl. How may I help you?"
"Yeah, uh, Carl is it? I'm calling about this Chuck Norris Shit. Gettin' kinda old, buddy."
"I understand, sir. We have been having this problem alot lately. It seems ever person that thinks they are amusing goes to this old stand by. Have you tried cats with funny captions?"
"Let me check" *clickety click click* "Yeah, tried that Carl. Not amused any longer."
"Ooooh, I was afraid of that. Seems like you need something fresh. Hmmm...have you tried chinchillas dressed as 80's cartoon characters?"
"No, I hadn't thought of that. Thanks, Carl. You've been a big help."
"That's what I'm here for, sir. Is thatere anything else I can help you with today?"
"No, I think that will be all."
"Alrighty, sir, you have a wonderful day"
*click*
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-06 19:58:08 EDT (#)
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*there
I'm illiterate.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-06 19:56:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-06 19:49:10 EDT (#)
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*Dials phone* Hello, internet? Can we get a new meme over here please? Yeah, the Norris one is getting pretty boring, thanks.
***Thank you for calling The Internet. Your call is important to us, please hold for the next availa...***
"Internet, this is Carl. How may I help you?"
"Yeah, uh, Carl is it? I'm calling about this Chuck Norris Shit. Gettin' kinda old, buddy."
"I understand, sir. We have been having this problem alot lately. It seems ever person that thinks they are amusing goes to this old stand by. Have you tried cats with funny captions?"
"Let me check" *clickety click click* "Yeah, tried that Carl. Not amused any longer."
"Ooooh, I was afraid of that. Seems like you need something fresh. Hmmm...have you tried chinchillas dressed as 80's cartoon characters?"
"No, I hadn't thought of that. Thanks, Carl. You've been a big help."
"That's what I'm here for, sir. Is thatere anything else I can help you with today?"
"No, I think that will be all."
"Alrighty, sir, you have a wonderful day"
*click*
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-06 19:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Have you SEEN Patrick Swazye in 'Roadhouse'?
Go on, I'll wait for you...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-06 19:49:10 EDT (#)
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*Dials phone* Hello, internet? Can we get a new meme over here please? Yeah, the Norris one is getting pretty boring, thanks.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-06 19:39:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-06 19:34:31 EDT (#)
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Jack Bauer wins.