I CRAVE VENGEANCE (spt) (430 hits)
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Submitted by a_little_more_time (View user info) at 2007-06-07 03:05:34 EDT
You heard me.
Vengeance. I crave it. I'll take some, right now, if you have any to spare. Thanks very much.
Oh, don't get me wrong, I don't mean to direct it against anyone in particular. I'd just like to see someone, somewhere, stub their toe while getting up at 4 AM for a glass of water. You know, in the name of some great wrong being perpetrated on Earth.
Or elsewhere. Just as good. I'd just like to know it's happening.
I'd like a nice helping of karmic realignment, while you're getting up, too. Doesn't need to be mine, since I don't see much good headed my way in the near future, but someone around here should be getting the shaft for a little bit of the shit that gets put into the universe.
No massive holy war or outpouring of righteous indignation. Just a little, compact, fit-in-your-pocket jihad.
But, you know...white. Like, their jihad is all "alalalalalalalalah!", and I'd just like mine to be kind of, "rgh". Sort of benign, you know? An Oscar-the-Grouch kind of revenge, where nothing too bad happens. No one is blown to Kingdom Come, but somehow you're still satisfied. Yeah, I could really go for something like that right now. Top it off with a little bit of sunshine to cleanse the palate, and I'll be set to go.
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Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-06-07 17:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
interesting little thought process you've got going on there
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-07 10:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-07 10:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't read your post. I just looked at the title and the picture. It made me laugh.
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-06-07 06:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Vengeance what you want is it boy? I've got a few handy lessons up my evil Cockney sleeve.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-07 05:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on making boredatwork dude.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 06:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I pulled a rad giving, +1s to the best ever posts, leaving the same review he did a year and a half earlier. Problem was there was only like 10 posts this time instead of two pages.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This made me sneeze you bastard!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hidden Tree not Trappers Cove.
Submitted by surfninja27 (user info) at 2007-06-07 03:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i punted an infant-mannequin in a cpr class just so i could say KICK THE BABY!
then we all got AIDS.