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THe futer (371 hits)

Category: None
Labels: Crap

Rating: -1.86 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (View user info) at 2007-06-07 04:24:32 EDT


I decided it was time to come out of the Uber Closet and write some useless drivel instead of reading yours. Seem like everyone starts out like as Arshole to begin with so here's the obligitory FUCK YOU UBER that everyone says to begin with because hey im no sheep. With the introductions out of the way let me tell you whats been on my mind recently.

Fat chubby lardass cunts who ruin everything for every normal male on the planet. Iv notice in the last few years that girls who i would consider to be of average actractivness suddenly think they are supermodels. Thinking on this i came up with the only logical explination. The increase of fat girls is directly proportional to the increased self image of skinny girls. The more we let fat ppl take over the world the harder skinny girls will be to fuck, and this is unnaceptable.

On a side note how the hell do fat ppl wipe their ass?



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Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Bananana (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-13 06:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Take your -2ing alters and shove them up your cunt

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by andkon (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Die.

Submitted by ass123 (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

solid first post.

Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-06-07 06:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're not going to enjoy this boy.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-07 06:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

off we go its dolphinnnnnn time!!

Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-06-07 06:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bitch is it Emission? I know where you live you Bristolian weasel. Don't make me put a dolphin suit on you boy.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-07 05:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

REMOVOWNED! Eat it.

Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-06-07 05:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I figure i'll join in -2 this shit

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-07 05:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

bitch below

Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-06-07 05:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This was rubbish you slag.

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You don't deserve a computer.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by surfninja27 (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

IN THE FUTER, WE ALL GET PUNTED IN THE CUTER

AND HAVE D-CUPS OF JUSTICE LOL LYK U KNO?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Y HELLO THAR

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Now I don't know if you're fat, but if you are I reckon fat people should...

GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO WRITE!

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Welcome.

But plz dnt talk 2 ppl lyk this i find it rly anoying and i no other ppl feel the saym weigh

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 GRAMMAR


























You fail.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

They use your face, shithead.


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and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford.

Homer: You can call them Whitey-whackers!

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