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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2007-06-07 11:03:38 EDT
Here is a poem I wrote:
I got some paintings on my arms to cover my scars
How they got there I just don't know
A new layer of skin to cover messes I got in
I'm ashamed of the luck I've thrown
Got a smile good and ready to cover my heavy
Disposition how it got there I just don't know
A mask complete when I just can't beat
Questions, 'bout the luck that I've thrown
There's ghost tunes for afternoons
when you search the pillow
For shampoo traces, memories erased
A goodbye or a hello
Light on my feet but heavy in sleep
Drizzle on a war parade
Go ahead and take it, I aint gonna make it
But I know about the luck I've saved
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-06-11 22:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nigger
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-11 11:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for the gif.
Professor Fuckface and the Phallic Cymbals may be the greatest band name I've ever heard.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-06-08 13:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-08 03:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
phallic, you and I must start a band together, it will be called professor fuckface and the phallic cymbals
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-07 22:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a chorus for you to use, it's not copyrighted:
I know you're afraid ArmInAss, but my son- this is just step on the long road
I know you're afraid ArmInAss, but my son- this is just step on the long road
Maybe after this mission, you'll get the sign of the brown ring
And that's what you've been preparing for since you went to GayAgent School
Kneel down, and prepare to receive the holy gay nigger seed! (x4)
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2007-06-07 22:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was going to say that it sounded like a song and then I saw from your comment that you had put cords to it. I like it but if you are really going to make it into a song I think you need to come up with a chorus that repeats like 3 times maybe....
Just a thought.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-07 21:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-07 18:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
murderer
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-07 13:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently I've used the same gif in my post today. Didn't know you used the prairie dog here first. Here's a +2 for inadvertently doing the same thing twice.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-07 12:21:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-07 12:16:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-07 12:15:42 EDT (#)
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19088976?GT1=10056
Bwaahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahaa
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-06-07 12:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That GIF is fucking hilarious.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-07 12:02:11 EDT (#)
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Jack_Burton, we already knew that Shlongy was actually a successful person who won't have to resort to a job in the "food service industry" like you.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome GIF
I hate poetry
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:33:02 EDT (#)
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http://www.lowcountrynow.com/stories/061801/LOCbizbrfs.shtml
!!
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And?
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome song/poem, what chord progression do you have for it?
Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:33:02 EDT (#)
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http://www.lowcountrynow.com/stories/061801/LOCbizbrfs.shtml
!!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:16:29 EDT (#)
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what the fuck? rate my poem not the token GIF, I spent hours writing this, I even put chords to it
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
on GIF alone.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not allowed to have opinions on poetry.
You know that if you size your round and load properly, you can make those rodents do a headless backflip from 200 yards? Hey, the vultures have to eat too. Good times, good times.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no dog balls auto +2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-07 11:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that gif is fucking righteous