Gin + Shrek 3 (365 hits)
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Submitted by SunnyG (View user info) at 2007-06-07 13:21:27 EDT
I would approve if everyone who had anything to do with Shrek 3's production faced their mortal peril via rocket propelled grenades.
This "movie" was a train wreck start to finish. No cohesive plot, shitty attempts to conform to teenage subculture, and just plain boring.
I sat in the movie theatre pouring gin into my cup of "Sprite" in front of horrified parents and children, and the movie still sucked. This movie needed more raunchy sex scenes and preferably some more killing. Adding Samuel Jackson into the mix would also tone down the suck.
The whole time I was there I was trying to piss people off by pouring more gin down my gullet and acting more like a raving asshole. Comments like, "I bet he has HUGE green balls" don't seem to impress parents in the audience. Neither does calling Fiona a "butterface".
Yelling about how Shrek should just make "that bitch get an abortion, just use a coat hanger" will also generate several disapproving looks.
Trying to explain to the 6 year old kid on my right about how Fiona was trying to trap Shrek by "goin out and gettin knocked up by some other nigga", and Shrek would have to pay child support for "a baby that ain't even his" did not seem to impress my girlfriend. Nor did it impress the kid's parents. In my opinion, Fiona is a trick-ass mark.
Don't watch this movie. If you enjoyed it, you were probably there because your girlfriend forced you there and you were so drunk and so desperate to get laid you actually went and said you enjoyed the movie in a last ditch effort to salvage the night with some sex but blew it because you were acting like a dick the whole time at the theatre.
I hate my life.
And no, I don't have a problem with alcohol...I just need it to get through the day and go to bed.
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Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-14 03:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my name is inigo montoya..you killed the movie.. prepare to die.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-14 03:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's a kids movie, fuckwit.
THINK!
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-07 14:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sad
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-06-07 14:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-06-07 13:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
kill yourself.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-07 13:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-07 13:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Exactly what did you expect from the movie besides G-rated mindless pap? And, why are you both stupid enough to expect anything besides G-rated mindless pap from the movie and allowed outdoors?
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I was dragged to it and didn't pay a dime to see it. As for being allowed outdoors, well, It was before 9 o clock and mom let me live a little.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-07 13:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a stupid post.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-07 13:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Exactly what did you expect from the movie besides G-rated mindless pap? And, why are you both stupid enough to expect anything besides G-rated mindless pap from the movie and allowed outdoors?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-06-07 13:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Adding Samuel Jackson into the mix would also tone down the suck.
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"I have had it with these motherfucking Shreks on this motherfucking plane!"
SHREK 4
Shreks on a Plane
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-07 13:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
made ME smile
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-07 13:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well, it made me laugh
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-06-07 13:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Terrible boy, just terrible.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-07 13:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you plan on what was written here or did you just repeatedly slam your face on the keyboard and hit "Submit"?