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Submitted by MegaManfre (View user info) at 2007-06-07 15:04:22 EDT
Gotta love the tards, and their crazy hijinks!
Updated: 10:06 a.m. ET June 7, 2007
PAW PAW, Mich. - A man was taken on a wild ride when his wheelchair became lodged in the grille of a semitrailer and was accidentally pushed down a highway for four miles at about 50 mph, authorities said.
The 21-year-old man, whose name was not released, was unharmed but was taken to a hospital as a precaution. He had been secured to his wheelchair by a seat belt.
"The man spilled his soda pop, but he wasn't upset," said Sgt. Kathy Morton of the Michigan State Police.
About 4 p.m. Wednesday, a caller told police dispatchers, "You are not going to believe this: There is a semi truck pushing a guy in a wheelchair on Red Arrow Highway," state police said in a release.
Prank call?
Authorities initially wondered whether the report was a prank call until others called with similar reports.
Officers stopped the truck — wheelchair still attached — at a trucking company. The driver didn't believe officers until he stepped from his cab and saw for himself.
"When he saw us, he was like, 'What's going on?"' Morton said.
An investigation revealed the man in the wheelchair had pulled in front of the truck at a gas station and it somehow became lodged by its handles to the front grille.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19088976?GT1=10056
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-22 19:43:45 EST (#)
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tldr
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-08 16:15:07 EDT (#)
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It's been confirmed, you're an idiot.
I'll rank this properly this time since you have no concept of sarcasm.
btw- your user # is less than 1000!?...Wow! can you tell me how I can obtain that information?
idiot
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-08 11:44:47 EDT (#)
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So let me get this straight.
I can read about this wheelchair dude on Uber, as well as 498 OTHER news sites on the internet?
THANKS!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-08 11:29:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2007-06-08 10:05:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:31:00 EDT (#)
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You're not one of the cool people here, which means you can't get away with posting a copy+paste.
Sorry, but it's just one of the club's rules.
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Really? I could have sworn 2 things. I was the first one to start an UberCon, originally named Ubermeet ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/19623 and http://www.ubersite.com/m/17651 ) and that my user number is less than 1000, so that means Ive been around a lot longer than, say, over 25,000 other users. But thats just me doing the math.
Cant believe this was posted already and I didnt even read it. Oh well, time to make the donuts.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-08 06:15:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-07 18:07:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:31:00 EDT (#)
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You're not one of the cool people here, which means you can't get away with posting a copy+paste.
Sorry, but it's just one of the club's rules.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:19:50 EDT (#)
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goat tits
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:19:20 EDT (#)
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nope
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:57:57 EDT (#)
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Again?
Yipee!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:32:06 EDT (#)
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thank you Sico
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:22:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:13:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:06:37 EDT (#)
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sorry bud, someone's been pasting that link all day.
not your fault per say but you know how it goes
*empathy back pat*
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to quote somebody else..... "Ctrl C - - Crtl V"
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109048#2436707
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109045#2436552
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I'll take credit for both of those although with all fairness I can assure you that I'm not the originator of the "ctrl + c, ctrl + v" perhaps just the first time to enlighten drake with it.
signed, your local banished sicosemen
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:18:29 EDT (#)
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Gotta love the tards, and their crazy hijinks!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:17:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:14:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:13:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:06:37 EDT (#)
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sorry bud, someone's been pasting that link all day.
not your fault per say but you know how it goes
*empathy back pat*
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:13:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:06:37 EDT (#)
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sorry bud, someone's been pasting that link all day.
not your fault per say but you know how it goes
*empathy back pat*
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to quote somebody else..... "Ctrl C - - Crtl V"
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:07:13 EDT (#)
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I bet homeboy got a mouth full of bugs and what not
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:06:37 EDT (#)
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sorry bud, someone's been pasting that link all day.
not your fault per say but you know how it goes
*empathy back pat*