I need a long, long break from Ubersite. (3372 hits)
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Submitted by Lisa (View user info) at 2007-06-07 16:02:06 EDT
How many hours of my life have I wasted on Ubersite? If I knew, I'd probably throw up on myself. It used to be a fun place to waste time when my attention span failed. I stupidly allowed it to pervade my personal life with its degeneracy, and now it's a place where I run into stories about the romantic encounters of my ex-fiance. It's a place where the subnormality of freaks too dumb to leave along with the remotely intelligent people gives me angina. Even when I'm not on it, I find myself thinking about it and how it has tainted my life, which is not healthy.
I'm convinced that 1/30 is a generous estimate for the ratio of relatively well-adjusted to seriously fucked people here. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to realize that the anonymity of the Internet allows the lowest, most socially and emotionally stunted psychopaths to aggregate, bonding in their dysfunctional, abortion-rape-death-celebrating behavior. What are your favorite subgroups of Ubersite morons? The grown men who whine like babies with poopy diapers? The insecure children bragging to the Internet about their salaries, their muscles, and what kind of chicks they can pull? The creepy weirdos who track you so obsessively that you can almost feel them mouth breathing on your neck, their Frito crumb-laced strands of drool dangling centimeters above your shoulder?
When I look back on the past four years of my life, I realize that the only childish, socially backwards drama that occurred during that time period can somehow be attributed to people I met through Ubersite, half of them being manipulative liars on the fringes of sanity. I'm ashamed of myself for all the time I've spent here. Who knows what I could have done had I never happened upon this unfortunate place? Probably cured fucking cancer by now.
Toodles.
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-20 05:46:00 EST (#)
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Oh I get it! She wants sex. "LONG, LONG BREAK"???? Come on guys. Get with it. A year and a half did me good, now I am ready to waste more hours of my life reviewing at 4am and beyond!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-27 18:17:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-16 22:44:00 EDT (#)
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I think the majority of the people on this site are normal.
normal person + anonymity + audience = asshole
Something about the door hitting you on the ass. Even though I like you.
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Bonger understands the applicable formula. . .
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-16 22:44:00 EDT (#)
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I think the majority of the people on this site are normal.
normal person + anonymity + audience = asshole
Something about the door hitting you on the ass. Even though I like you.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2007-10-16 21:50:24 EDT (#)
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Does it get lonely on that pedestal?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-07-02 14:17:18 EDT (#)
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WHAT YOU NEED TO DO WRAP YO GODDAMN HANDS AROUND AN APPLICATION!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-24 09:46:56 EDT (#)
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you still here?
Submitted by me (user info) at 2007-06-24 09:09:50 EDT (#)
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Yup, go get a life, you could you some fresh air.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-24 05:10:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:09:14 EDT (#)
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In all seriousness- if you can make a statement like this, the chances are that you are the one with the mental problem and/or you attract such people and allow them a place in your life that is significant enough to affect it adversely. Either way, I'd look inward, if I were you.
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pretty damn close to what I was going to say.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2007-06-22 20:38:51 EDT (#)
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did you realize uber is 100% gluten?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:11:37 EDT (#)
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You and Kaos should just make out and get it over with.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-11 14:45:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-11 14:27:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-10 09:10:35 EDT (#)
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i'm in Afghanistan surrounded by beautiful mountains and mine fields left by the Russians. i have a room built out of plywood. when i first got here, i had to sleep on the floor, use my armor plates as a pillow, and use a towel as a cover, which only covers half my body.
yesterday i built a bed out of scrap wood and some bent up recovered nails i found. a guy that lives by me lent me his hammer, bless his soul.
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I bet these little stories are meant to impress dumb girls, right?
I bet it works too :-)
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*impressed*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-11 14:27:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-10 09:10:35 EDT (#)
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i'm in Afghanistan surrounded by beautiful mountains and mine fields left by the Russians. i have a room built out of plywood. when i first got here, i had to sleep on the floor, use my armor plates as a pillow, and use a towel as a cover, which only covers half my body.
yesterday i built a bed out of scrap wood and some bent up recovered nails i found. a guy that lives by me lent me his hammer, bless his soul.
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I bet these little stories are meant to impress dumb girls, right?
I bet it works too :-)
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:15:46 EDT (#)
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I'm just glad I didn't waste any time posting anything on this craphole.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-06-10 19:49:23 EDT (#)
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I'm honored you probably think I'm one of those psychos.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:32:45 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-10 09:10:35 EDT (#)
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i'm in Afghanistan surrounded by beautiful mountains and mine fields left by the Russians. i have a room built out of plywood. when i first got here, i had to sleep on the floor, use my armor plates as a pillow, and use a towel as a cover, which only covers half my body.
yesterday i built a bed out of scrap wood and some bent up recovered nails i found. a guy that lives by me lent me his hammer, bless his soul.
so i'm sitting in a plywood shelter that has power and internet run to it. it's good living, let me tell you. i like it here much better than Iraq. Baghdad had better living, but the temperatures are more extreme and you get shot at, mortared, and rocketed constantly and everyone is pissed off 100% of the time. it's quiet where i'm at, but there are other parts of the country that get attacked quite a bit.
i was driving by the mine fields and i looked beyond the wire and saw kids herding goats as their familes built a house made of mud and rocks. they have a way of building them to last up to 600 years. the kids smiled and waved at me. i wondered if they would grow up to hate me.
i believe we are here to get rid of the Taliban and create an economy for the Afghanis. there is no economy currently except for maybe in Kabul. you don't see power lines running anywhere because there is no power.
overall, this is a pretty cool experience so far. i'm going to get some HD video when i fly through the mountains on a CH-47. that should be cool.
well, i'm going to get some chow and a massage from one of them Russian chicks.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-06-10 04:28:40 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/82499
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-06-09 20:41:52 EDT (#)
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The break you need may be found by banging Shlongy.
<yer welcome, Shlong>
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-06-09 11:00:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-07 18:33:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:22:37 EDT (#)
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When I look back on the past four years of my life, I realize that the only childish, socially backwards drama that occurred during that time period can somehow be attributed to people I met through Ubersite, half of them being manipulative liars on the fringes of sanity.
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You could have just been smart like me. I've never met another user, and I never will. Ever.
You're going on the assumption that someone would want to meet you, Adam.
I've met several...they wanted my autograph.
And the hummers I received were not too shabby.
Except for Nitty, of course.
He was lacking skillz.
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I kind of want your autograph.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2007-06-09 00:20:57 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA!
You couldn't have cured cancer! You're a woman!
Silly. Everyone knows girls aren't good at the maths and sciences.
Now, go make daddy a chicken pot-pie.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2007-06-08 22:43:19 EDT (#)
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Newsflash: Nobody cares
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2007-06-08 21:08:34 EDT (#)
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I am surprised a lot of you guys are still here
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-08 15:25:11 EDT (#)
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See you next week honey.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2007-06-08 13:53:21 EDT (#)
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Next time we meet, I'm gonna break your arms (because) you are not a warrior, you're a beginner (so) now you've realized the inner mysteries of Yoga.
Seeing you in action is a joke (and) handsome fighters never lose a battle (but) thank you for a gorgeous time.
Get lost, you can't compare with my powers!
Hey, what happened? I'm not through with you yet!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-06-08 12:57:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-08 12:39:39 EDT (#)
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I said make-out, not procreate. Caul, you know I only wanna have your retarded children.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-08 12:34:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-08 11:16:56 EDT (#)
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if you don't mind retarded kids, no
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burn
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-06-08 12:22:22 EDT (#)
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"Even when I'm not on it, I find myself thinking about it"
SORT YOUR LIFE OUT BITCH.
BACK AWAY FROM THE FUCKING COMPUTER.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-08 11:49:51 EDT (#)
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That's too bad. I liked you somewhat.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-08 11:36:58 EDT (#)
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Regret over wasted time is more wasted time.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-08 11:30:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-08 11:16:56 EDT (#)
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if you don't mind retarded kids, no
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-08 11:09:47 EDT (#)
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Sister, wife - does it really matter?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-08 10:29:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-08 09:44:32 EDT (#)
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I can't wait for the day I bump into Adam IRL. I will lol and then make out with his hot wife.
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you mean sister
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-06-08 09:45:22 EDT (#)
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LOL
you let ubersite ruin your life and you call other people on here pathetic? fuck off loser.
(the other people on here ARE pathetic though)
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-08 09:44:32 EDT (#)
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I can't wait for the day I bump into Adam IRL. I will lol and then make out with his hot wife.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-06-08 09:18:22 EDT (#)
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i'm here for the sole reason to inform people of my earl scruggs awareness program (ESAP).
don't be fooled people, he is a faggot.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-06-08 09:17:53 EDT (#)
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Cut and run, Lisa. Run for the hills while you still have the chance.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-08 09:15:01 EDT (#)
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Okay; but I feel we heard this before, oh yeah here it is http://www.ubersite.com/m/100314
It's amazing how so many of you whinge and complain about the sick fucks on here yet they are the only reason you actually bring yourselves back here; to banter with them. Be honest people. You all love it, it's why we are here!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-08 08:59:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-08 04:15:32 EDT (#)
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You know when you're not well and you throw up? Do you ever get that mental fantasy that your vomit is a powerful acid and will melt through the porcelain bowl? If only for a second? Perhaps girls have different fantasies, I don't know. Maybe you envision a world where your vomit cures cancer.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*dies*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-08 08:40:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-08 04:15:32 EDT (#)
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You know when you're not well and you throw up? Do you ever get that mental fantasy that your vomit is a powerful acid and will melt through the porcelain bowl? If only for a second? Perhaps girls have different fantasies, I don't know. Maybe you envision a world where your vomit cures cancer.
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you watched too much Alien
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-08 04:15:32 EDT (#)
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You know when you're not well and you throw up? Do you ever get that mental fantasy that your vomit is a powerful acid and will melt through the porcelain bowl? If only for a second? Perhaps girls have different fantasies, I don't know. Maybe you envision a world where your vomit cures cancer.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-08 03:58:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:40:05 EDT (#)
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i must admit kaos_king comments were abnormal
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HA! Yeah, that was months ago... I got over it. She knew how to push my buttons well, I'll give her that.
Seriously, the amount that I DON'T care about this is astounding.
Right now I'm just trying to make sure I'm sober enough to pass out...
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-06-08 03:37:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:14:22 EDT (#)
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auto -2 goodbye posts.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-06-08 03:12:51 EDT (#)
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I lied to you about your sunglasses. Those were actually cameras. I've seen you naked no less than 300 times since then.
Shave that bush.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-08 01:02:26 EDT (#)
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moo
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-06-08 00:19:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-07 21:52:12 EDT (#)
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SFAG BELOW
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Is this one of those personal attacks you've been talking about? You're such a stalker Jeanneee
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2007-06-07 23:44:21 EDT (#)
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who gives a shit.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-07 21:52:12 EDT (#)
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SFAG BELOW
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-06-07 21:40:51 EDT (#)
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I don't fit into any of those groups. Perhaps I am in the incredible minority that is 1 out of every 30.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-07 21:00:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-07 20:40:07 EDT (#)
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NOOOOOOO, WHO WILL I STALK NOW?!?!?!
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NOOOOOOO, HOW CAN I STALK JEAANEENEENEEENEENENENEEENENNEEEEEEEEEE WHEN SHE ISN'T TOO DISTRACTED STALKLING SOMEONE ELSE?!?!?!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-07 20:40:07 EDT (#)
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NOOOOOOO, WHO WILL I STALK NOW?!?!?!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-06-07 20:21:17 EDT (#)
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Kickass rant.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2007-06-07 19:45:28 EDT (#)
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Too bad for this post. I am normal, would never meet anyone from here, and I doubt you would have cured cancer. Get over yourself, it's your own fault.
See you when you get back.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-07 19:10:18 EDT (#)
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Agreed...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-07 18:55:00 EDT (#)
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Then you should take one. Good luck with that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-07 18:33:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:22:37 EDT (#)
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When I look back on the past four years of my life, I realize that the only childish, socially backwards drama that occurred during that time period can somehow be attributed to people I met through Ubersite, half of them being manipulative liars on the fringes of sanity.
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You could have just been smart like me. I've never met another user, and I never will. Ever.
You're going on the assumption that someone would want to meet you, Adam.
I've met several...they wanted my autograph.
And the hummers I received were not too shabby.
Except for Nitty, of course.
He was lacking skillz.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-06-07 18:02:53 EDT (#)
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People who write goodbye posts suck.
They're never anybody who really counts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-07 17:54:53 EDT (#)
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Before you leave, can we make arrangements for that fuck session we talked about?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-06-07 17:43:48 EDT (#)
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I contend that I'm fairly normal...
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-07 17:25:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-07 17:23:58 EDT (#)
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These goodbye posts are seriously starting to make me sick at the thought of this website meaning so much to people.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-07 17:18:52 EDT (#)
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who gives a shit?
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-07 17:17:20 EDT (#)
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Last post = auto +2
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2007-06-07 17:05:24 EDT (#)
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meep?
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-06-07 17:01:54 EDT (#)
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post your password or i wont believe you
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-07 17:00:46 EDT (#)
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That Bjork Stalker guy is a fuckin' looney.
Jesus Christ!
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:54:00 EDT (#)
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Why??!!
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:52:36 EDT (#)
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Damn, you crazier than I am woman.
Submitted by Lugalug (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:49:10 EDT (#)
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Posting how a website can greatly affect you like this while saying everyone else has the problem? hmmm.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:48:39 EDT (#)
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Best news since Bush resigned, oh shit hang on
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:42:56 EDT (#)
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yes!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nAq5aZSnf1k
fast forward to 2:50 ROFL
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:41:28 EDT (#)
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earl scruggs?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:40:05 EDT (#)
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i must admit kaos_king comments were abnormal
like that guy who killed himself in videos and sent it to bjork...anyone knows his name?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:39:29 EDT (#)
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just kidding
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:38:43 EDT (#)
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..from cocksucking
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:36:02 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/93644
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:33:45 EDT (#)
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creepy weirdos who track you so obsessively that you can almost feel them mouth breathing on your neck"""
i love how that chick thinks men are tracking her. she's just like the ugly girl who screams rape all the time to get attention.
no one gives a shit. first, she made fifty posts about her virginity, now it's big bad stalkers. why are is she trying so hard to look like a pure innocent girl? probably cuz "Lisa" is an obese 50 years old mechanic from Jersey...who the fuck knows.
14/f/cali!
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:29:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:25:32 EDT (#)
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oathmeal you're gross too
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Honestly caul, arguing with you would be much more effective if you wouldn't jump to insults so quickly.
At least wait for the first punch.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:27:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:22:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:17:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:12:46 EDT (#)
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no, i didn't. she's been crazy since forever.
people come here cuz it's a great website to fuck around at work.
it looks like a notepad and it's never blocked.
but there are a few who take this very seriously and who need "breaks" from the internet. they probably spend a lot of time on here at home and need to force themselves off the comp at ungodly hours.
it's gross.
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I don't think there's anything 'gross' about it.
Ubersite has some very, very addictive properties. They're mostly, I believe, to do with social acceptance.
What's gross about wanting to share and collaborate with people from all over the globe? What's gross about building a base of loyal readers and wanting to hear what they have to say about one's latest work of fiction/non-fiction/shit/etc.?
Lisa has over 300k hits and a pretty impressive rating, considering. Cut her some fucking slack and realize that this place, while remarkably hard to let go of, has some very disparaging attributes.
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If you find this site addictive, you urgently need to get outside and develop a social life.
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I wrote that certain attributes of it are addictive.
The site in general is a poster child for how NOT to design and/or run a writer's forum. In that regard, Ubersite is failure.
However, the user base it has accumulated speaks to it's novelty not unlike that of 4chan or other unmoderated, user-driven websites.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:27:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:24:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:22:37 EDT (#)
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When I look back on the past four years of my life, I realize that the only childish, socially backwards drama that occurred during that time period can somehow be attributed to people I met through Ubersite, half of them being manipulative liars on the fringes of sanity.
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You could have just been smart like me. I've never met another user, and I never will. Ever.
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Seconded.
LMIRL = NO!
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Yep, that pretty much covers it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:25:32 EDT (#)
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oathmeal you're gross too
if you'd tell me that wiki or youtube are adictive, i'd understand. they are the kind of websites you can click on stuff for eternity.
there's no content here. it's no different than fucking IRC and it's a nice option for all the bored cubicle drones like myself.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:24:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:22:37 EDT (#)
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When I look back on the past four years of my life, I realize that the only childish, socially backwards drama that occurred during that time period can somehow be attributed to people I met through Ubersite, half of them being manipulative liars on the fringes of sanity.
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You could have just been smart like me. I've never met another user, and I never will. Ever.
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Seconded.
LMIRL = NO!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:23:34 EDT (#)
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Don't talk.
Just do it.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:22:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:17:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:12:46 EDT (#)
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no, i didn't. she's been crazy since forever.
people come here cuz it's a great website to fuck around at work.
it looks like a notepad and it's never blocked.
but there are a few who take this very seriously and who need "breaks" from the internet. they probably spend a lot of time on here at home and need to force themselves off the comp at ungodly hours.
it's gross.
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I don't think there's anything 'gross' about it.
Ubersite has some very, very addictive properties. They're mostly, I believe, to do with social acceptance.
What's gross about wanting to share and collaborate with people from all over the globe? What's gross about building a base of loyal readers and wanting to hear what they have to say about one's latest work of fiction/non-fiction/shit/etc.?
Lisa has over 300k hits and a pretty impressive rating, considering. Cut her some fucking slack and realize that this place, while remarkably hard to let go of, has some very disparaging attributes.
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If you find this site addictive, you urgently need to get outside and develop a social life.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:22:37 EDT (#)
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When I look back on the past four years of my life, I realize that the only childish, socially backwards drama that occurred during that time period can somehow be attributed to people I met through Ubersite, half of them being manipulative liars on the fringes of sanity.
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You could have just been smart like me. I've never met another user, and I never will. Ever.
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
exposure insurance.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no, i didn't. she's been crazy since forever.
people come here cuz it's a great website to fuck around at work.
it looks like a notepad and it's never blocked.
but there are a few who take this very seriously and who need "breaks" from the internet. they probably spend a lot of time on here at home and need to force themselves off the comp at ungodly hours.
it's gross.
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I don't think there's anything 'gross' about it.
Ubersite has some very, very addictive properties. They're mostly, I believe, to do with social acceptance.
What's gross about wanting to share and collaborate with people from all over the globe? What's gross about building a base of loyal readers and wanting to hear what they have to say about one's latest work of fiction/non-fiction/shit/etc.?
Lisa has over 300k hits and a pretty impressive rating, considering. Cut her some fucking slack and realize that this place, while remarkably hard to let go of, has some very disparaging attributes.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking loser.
if you were going to leave you would.
if you post a going away post it means you will be back shortly.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no, i didn't. she's been crazy since forever.
people come here cuz it's a great website to fuck around at work.
it looks like a notepad and it's never blocked.
but there are a few who take this very seriously and who need "breaks" from the internet. they probably spend a lot of time on here at home and need to force themselves off the comp at ungodly hours.
it's gross.
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word up, niggah
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Save yourself while you still can.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Remotely intelligent people give you a vagina?
That's mighty resourceful of them.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh...
Bye?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...and by "break from Ubersite", you mean "penis in you, which will provide hours of mounting earthly pleasure culminating in multiple loinquakes® of dangerously tachycardial proportions, followed by a strange, never-before-experienced post-orgasmic clarity which will allow you to feel both one with, and controller of, the whole of the Universe."
I'll check my schedule and get back to you.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 goodbye posts.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no, i didn't. she's been crazy since forever.
people come here cuz it's a great website to fuck around at work.
it looks like a notepad and it's never blocked.
but there are a few who take this very seriously and who need "breaks" from the internet. they probably spend a lot of time on here at home and need to force themselves off the comp at ungodly hours.
it's gross.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have cancer? Sorry.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101113
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just GTFO then
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will personally see to it that this post remains on the front page.
Goodbye, Lisa.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't give a fuck what they do you cranky French homo. I just said what was on my mind. I really don't need the attention of Ubersite guys to inflate my ego; most of the people I've met from this site are deeply deranged. Quit trying to peg me with your retarded analyses of my intentions and get a fucking life.
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Caul, YOU drove her away!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When I look back on the past four years of my life, I realize that the only childish, socially backwards drama that occurred during that time period can somehow be attributed to people I met through Ubersite, half of them being manipulative liars on the fringes of sanity.
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In all seriousness- if you can make a statement like this, the chances are that you are the one with the mental problem and/or you attract such people and allow them a place in your life that is significant enough to affect it adversely. Either way, I'd look inward, if I were you.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-07 21:04:06 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, BYE.
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HAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, now i read it.
i think i've heard you say this before.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
p.s. you are one of the most creepy user here. your obsession with people stalking you is scary.
De Clerambault syndrome perhaps? it's possibe, i'm so fucking cool...lol
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well you certainly didn't do anything while you were here, so here's to you finding your usefulness elsewhere.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Even when I'm not on it, I find myself thinking about it"""
i stopped reading there. you can now kill yourself
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
take one
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, BYE.