A specific Commercial (439 hits)
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Submitted by <jka23.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-28 23:32:49 EDT
I am sick and tired of these commercials. What commercials the mass ask? The ones for shaving. I have several "beefs" if you will with these commercials.
1. Has anyone ever had a chick come up to you and say "Wow, you shaved exceptionally nice this morning, how about you show me how nice by sticking your head some places?" Okay that may be a little extreme, but even in a lesser version with the chick asking the guy out...Does she really need the shaving part to come up with a good pick up line? No. Lets face it, if the chick is halfway decent and has an interest in the guy and shows it, the guy will ask her out. Problem solved.
2. Shaving with the mach 3 razor doesn't make me go mach 3. I know, I know, hold the gasps and murmurs of disbelief til later. Just because I eat Grade A Beef doesn't make me a cowboy, it just makes me like the taste of Corn Fed freegrazing cows. Thats it. Plus, if I went mach 3 in my shower, it would probably hurt to go through the walls. Don't get me started on flying through my roof as that would hurt even more.
3. The space babes. Okay, just a flat no for this one. A FLAT NO. If there are space babes, and you get them by shaving with a mach 3, then hell I'll buy the factory. I'll be one shaved mothafucka.
4. I do have to admit that shaving with the mach 3 is very nice. But they make it sound like the razor is a miracle of modern technology. I mean, like if you attached some rockets it would be aerodynmic enough to fly into outerspace, if you put a cape on it, it could save the human race and etc etc etc. But I want to shave with one of those flat blades instead of three small blades. That would be fun. Just waking up, shaving with an exceptionally large knife near a big vein in your neck. That would wake you up faster then a shower.
My point? I like beef. A lot. I especially like beef thats been corn fed and free grazed. In short, I like my beef medium well with some sauce. Mmm, thats good stuff. And I hate Mach 3 commercials.
Paid for by the Cow Farmers for the More Consumption of Beef by People
User Reviews
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-07-29 10:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I feel sorry for men who shave. It looks like such a pain in the ass. I admit, shaving legs, underarms and bikini area is no treat, but I'm glad I don't have to touch my face.
Medium-Well, what the hell? Cook a steak like that and there is no difference between select and prime. Once you've gone rare, there is no going back.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-29 10:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am DEFINITELY a marvel of modern technology.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-29 10:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Otter, what was it you never cared for on your face?
I love how fast they shave on commercials, you would definitely cut your jugular vein if you shaved that way.
+2 for watching men shave - no I will not elaborate
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-29 09:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this post was seriously going south until you started talking about beef
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-07-29 03:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I used a Mach 3 this weekend. I used it on my chick's kitty. I never cared for them on my face though.
I hate the commercial because it has a cheesy fighter plane that looks like a rip off of an F/A-18 Hornet, but it has three verticle stabilizers.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-07-29 00:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i agree. the one thing that REALLY pisses me off about razor commercials is that the guy is already clean shaven, so the razor isnt anything more than shaving cream remover.
REAL MEN (including me, bitch) USE DISPOSABLE BICs! i get em for free.. so sue me
Submitted by Jimmy23 (user info) at 2003-07-28 23:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only thing that gets me, is I got sent a mach 3 razor with shaving cream like two weeks after i turned 18. That just freaks me out. i mean, all my information is out there for anyone to get, and gillete got it, and now, i'm sad to say, i only use mach 3 razors. DAMN YOU GILLETE. And your addicting products.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-07-28 23:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol, I like the mach 3 for men, but the mach 3 for women sucks. The head of it is too big. It's suppose to give us a 'wider shaving range' and all, but not convineant at all for those 'delicate places'...=)
Queen
Submitted by MightyPeacock (user info) at 2003-07-28 23:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So I laughed at the first 3/4 of the post, then ya kinda lost me with the beef. Still, +1 cause you somehow found success with the Mach 3 razor. I got that thing in the mail when I turned 18, and it left a shitload of stubble even though I went over the same spots 3 or 4 times. Nothin like a good ole piece of shit plastic Gilette razor.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-28 23:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck?
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Shutup cunt