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EiEiO(Propaganda) (505 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0.36 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by miles larson <viciouscorndog.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-06-09 16:16:59 EDT



We have all heard the Jingle "Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care" But why haven't we noticed that the maker of the song doesn't even care that jimmy cracked corn. This quintessentially makes the song pointless and without base. I have discovered this many years ago and since then have been trying to unravel this mystery ever since...

I have just recently fumbled upon the evidence to indicate that the U.S government was behind such ideas. They are producing jingles to keep us occupied so we do not tamper with their quest for world domination. What is the evidence I have found to make this political propaganda posted to publicize and police policies of presidents of the past? You have of course heard "Old McDonald HAD a farm...EIEIO," but have you ever asked why we sing about a person who HAD a farm. For all we know this old McDonald could be homeless by now, but we don't focus on that, we focus on him previously owning a house, a dog, and various farm animals. Even worse this Old McDonald has been around for 100 years or more and when the song was written he was old then. This government wants this Old McDonald to be 180 years old and homeless without any dog and/or farm animals. Let the man rest in peace!!! Remember next time if you are singing a jingle make sure its not propaganda set up by the man to bring you down. So please, "A hardworking, profitable, and recently deceased McDonald Had a Farm."


EiEiO


By Miles Larson


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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-11 12:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a vision of the man spitting this rant looking much like Robin Williams in "the fisher king" God love the looney toons of this world, for if it were not for them, there would be no "normal"

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Should have been in the "Political" rather than the "Humor" category, as it wasn't at all funny.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-06-10 08:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This old man,
he played one.
He played knick-knack on my drum

Knick-knack-paddy-wack give a dog a bone.
This old man came rolling home.


Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-10 08:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Is English your first language?

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-06-10 06:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

tl;dr

am drunk

something about cracked corn

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-06-09 21:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That should be "Jimmy crack corn."

:)

My massa's gone away.

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-06-09 18:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the word quintessentially

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-09 16:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


One post a day.

This made me smile.


Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-09 16:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-09 16:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

soylent green is people


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