That's what. (934 hits)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2007-06-10 08:19:19 EDT
Well fuck.
I just came home from a hard night of drinking and I think it's time you an' me had a chat.
I just don't think he's right for you. I completely understand your situation. Yes, you are an asshole. It's all her fault. Let's just keep pretending we are all happy.
Of course those of you who ARE happy - you keep that shit up. We need you out there on the front line - however annoying an chipper you are at times. Your capacity to to be deliriously excited about the most mundane of things is a good thing. I don't envy your fake joy - but I do appreciate it.
Those of you who are miserable. Fuck off. Your mopey bullshit is painful to endure. Sure the real 'cocksucker's manage to ingratiate themselves by perfecting the art of being a dick. But at the end of the day - yer just a grumpy fucking bitch all day. For fun.
To each there own, I suppose.
I can't help but think all of you people take this website too seriously.
Your clicking on this link - subsequent reading to this point. It all smacks of repetition. You might hate this 'Rob Berg' character - yet you read this shit out of some sort of morbid obsession. If you enjoy what this moniker spouts out then you likely enjoyed that last bit.
And I enjoy, that you enjoy.
I 'appreciate' you, even. (...you, way inside.)
Thing is, I think this website is dieing. A slow miserable death.
What is the fucking point? I mean - none of you bitches even seem HAPPY anymore. It's all - oh boo hoo I'm quitting - or I need a fucking break (present company obviously included) - I mean who the fuck cares, right?
I just think this place has become more and more toxic... and aggressively so.
I haven't been here long enough to pass judgment or even delude myself into thinking my opinion is of any substantial worth to the majority of people reading along... but I think it's pretty valid. I mean you have people like Method - who everyone who knows the individual running that particular moniker knowns what a solid guy he truly is - even HE has decided this place is no fucking good.
I still love it, though. And I imagine most of the people who have botered reading this far also do as well. For whatever selfish, narcissistic, masochistic reason you have - you are here reading this shit.
OK... clearly it is time for bed. I just wanted to say goodnight - or good morning.
God bless each and every one of you assholes.
love,
rob.
Oh and some shaved pussy:
I found it after searching for "funny" on google images. This was on page 31.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:55:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:48:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-10 07:54:34 PDT (#)
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Rob, I know everyone on here needs to have their niche, but yours beings the "I'm so much better than you guys that I don't need this place, so fuck you all I'm leaving. No seriously, I'm leaving. Ok, so I'm not leaving, but everyone on this website (present company obviously included) sucks and are letting ubersite make themselves miserable. But I still love it here. Even though if I had half a brain I'd leave. This site sucks. Hugs and kisses. Rob" just isn't working out for you. Go back to drawing fucked up shit and making fun comments on posts. Otherwise get off of my internets.
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I just love it when EVERYBODY calls you out on your shit - beyond hilarious
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Everybody huh?
GOD, I totally told you like a million times exaggeration is like so totally stupid.
n' stuff.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:48:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-10 07:54:34 PDT (#)
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Rob, I know everyone on here needs to have their niche, but yours beings the "I'm so much better than you guys that I don't need this place, so fuck you all I'm leaving. No seriously, I'm leaving. Ok, so I'm not leaving, but everyone on this website (present company obviously included) sucks and are letting ubersite make themselves miserable. But I still love it here. Even though if I had half a brain I'd leave. This site sucks. Hugs and kisses. Rob" just isn't working out for you. Go back to drawing fucked up shit and making fun comments on posts. Otherwise get off of my internets.
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I just love it when EVERYBODY calls you out on your shit - beyond hilarious
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-11 11:24:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:05:24 EDT (#)
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why are you such a drama queen?
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You know you need to re-evaluate your obsession with this site when even firefly calls you out as a drama queen.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:51:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:39:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:11:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:05:24 EDT (#)
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why are you such a drama queen?
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I dunno. It's guess it's just good clean fun, I suppose.
Some people play video games for hours on end. Some people watch TV.
I play uber.
It's a fun, dynamic game with all kinds of surprises. It gets a bit boring from time to time- but its that certain random element that keeps it interesting.
Besides, I don't really think I am so much of a drama queen - more of a narcissistic attention whore blabber mouth with the luxury to waste several hours a day entertaining himself on a website filled with wonderful playmates.
And new people play every day.
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Awwwww... maybe you should write a poem about it and include a drawing of your huge floppy vagina.
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I'll have you know my vagina is pristine, bitch.
oh, and I suck at poems... but I can sure whip up some fine drama!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:39:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:11:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:05:24 EDT (#)
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why are you such a drama queen?
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I dunno. It's guess it's just good clean fun, I suppose.
Some people play video games for hours on end. Some people watch TV.
I play uber.
It's a fun, dynamic game with all kinds of surprises. It gets a bit boring from time to time- but its that certain random element that keeps it interesting.
Besides, I don't really think I am so much of a drama queen - more of a narcissistic attention whore blabber mouth with the luxury to waste several hours a day entertaining himself on a website filled with wonderful playmates.
And new people play every day.
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Awwwww... maybe you should write a poem about it and include a drawing of your huge floppy vagina.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:11:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:05:24 EDT (#)
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why are you such a drama queen?
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I dunno. It's guess it's just good clean fun, I suppose.
Some people play video games for hours on end. Some people watch TV.
I play uber.
It's a fun, dynamic game with all kinds of surprises. It gets a bit boring from time to time- but its that certain random element that keeps it interesting.
Besides, I don't really think I am so much of a drama queen - more of a narcissistic attention whore blabber mouth with the luxury to waste several hours a day entertaining himself on a website filled with wonderful playmates.
And new people play every day.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:05:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:25:46 EDT (#)
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There are thousands of forums on the Internet, many of which have strict moderation to ensure that their members always act nice and friendly with each other. Have you ever considered joining one of those forums instead? Not every site is appropriate for every person.
You seem miserable here. If it's that painful to be here, leave. If you can't leave, then you DO need it. As much as you deny it, this place is filling a need for you. At least acknowledge that, and stop blaming everybody else for your misery.
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Can you pretty please read some of the shit I spout?
I know its kinda like work - but you couldn't be more wrong about me if you tried... and I have someone who actually DOES try, and even he has more of a fucking clue than you.
I am the furthest thing from miserable. An idiot, perhaps. Obsessed - arguably. Boring? I suppose that is a matter of taste.
I could leave, if I wanted to. I just don't want to.
I don't blame anyone else for my misery - on this site or away from the computer. I am ultimately responsible for me. I LIKE it here - even if it is has been a but boring around here and I constantly have to talk at clueless retards such as yourself.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:05:24 EDT (#)
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why are you such a drama queen?
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:29:51 EDT (#)
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I can see your id.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:28:26 EDT (#)
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Incidentally, I just looked at my song lyrics, which I pasted in reaction to blt's comments. I was going for the "I'm happy" part, and don't mean the last line for you.
Although, some might consider it fitting.
Johnson's got his A-game.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:25:46 EDT (#)
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There are thousands of forums on the Internet, many of which have strict moderation to ensure that their members always act nice and friendly with each other. Have you ever considered joining one of those forums instead? Not every site is appropriate for every person.
You seem miserable here. If it's that painful to be here, leave. If you can't leave, then you DO need it. As much as you deny it, this place is filling a need for you. At least acknowledge that, and stop blaming everybody else for your misery.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:20:25 EDT (#)
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Swimming was lovely.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:11:19 EDT (#)
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I must be the only one that doesn't think this site sucks...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:09:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:01:14 EDT (#)
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In the words of the great Lloyd Dobler: YOU MUST CHILL!!
Is this some extravagant hoax hatched by you and ilikesteak?
I didn't get drunk this weekend. Weird.
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I assure you Mr. Fish, I am quite chilled.
I can't believe you didn't get drunk this weekend. I sure did. I feel like a sack-o-shit today.
No hoax. I'm just being my usually dorky self. How was swimming?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:01:14 EDT (#)
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In the words of the great Lloyd Dobler: YOU MUST CHILL!!
Is this some extravagant hoax hatched by you and ilikesteak?
I didn't get drunk this weekend. Weird.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-10 16:59:29 EDT (#)
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I'm happy, hope you're happy too
One flash of light but no smoking pistol
I never done good things
I never done bad things
I never did anything out of the blue, woh-o-oh
Want an axe to break the ice
Wanna come down right now
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 16:33:30 EDT (#)
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JoeyG is overcompensating. He is obviously a miserable person.
however, when I'm not drunkenly cutting and pasting obscure lyrics as comments on ubersite or abusing strangers for the sheer thrill of it, I walk around in an eternal state of bliss.
Sometimes I just break into song at random. My happiness is just too strong for words.
There is currently a musical being written by Lieber and Stroller titled: "Beeltea, the Happiest Boy in The Entire World."
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-10 16:11:18 EDT (#)
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I have no idea what you mean.
I am the epitome of happiness.
I am a freshly baked happy pie.
I own happy.
I have 3 happy helpings of joy for breakfast, washed down with a big ol' glass of sunshine juice.
Ok, ok, so it's more like '3 helpings of last night's leftover takeaway washed down with a large vodka tonic', but hey, with that kinda routine who wouldn't be happy?
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:34:05 EDT (#)
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look behind the cat..on the left.. KITTY'S GONE NUCLEAR
OH SHI-
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:01:15 EDT (#)
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I mean really - who are any of you people, really?
You sit down at your various computers and log into this here 'ubersite' and start clicking around.
My assorted idiocy pops up and you take the time to click on it, read a little, and then a small fraction of you actually rate.
The comments range from general appreciation to bile filled stupidity. Some of you even leave what passes as 'insight' - which usually amounts to some sort of admonishment for spending too much time on this website - or even 'caring' too much. (Whatever that means.)
It's funny, I'm well aware some members of this site will delight in this recent slew of reviews - as they can point out how crazy I must be and how obsessed with this website I most certainly am. Others will fantasize about me doing all sorts of strange things in my parents basement. Fat, alone and bezitted. Most of you will ignore it.
I can't quite puzzle out WHY I find this place so interesting - I suppose that is just as mysterious as to why some of you feel you are actually important to me - or that your opinion counts for anything.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 14:37:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-10 14:16:57 EDT (#)
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What's going on with you, man?
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heh.
Nothing. Well, nothing more than usual. I happened to get a little drunk last night - and wandered by the computer and figured I'd have a little fun.
Straight drunken stream of consciousness. Not my best work - but certainly not horrible.
I think its funny people are reacting to my being a dork in their various ways. It's like pushing buttons on a mystery machine every time I post something - good or bad.
But you have to admit - this place has gotten... I dunno - weirder lately. People just seem grumpier - in general. Not a complaint, mind you - just an observation.
I guess I just enjoy commenting on it and I am always eager to see the reactions as they filter in. The whole experience is rather Pavlovian. If I was some sort of academic I would think some sort of paper on the various posturing and anti-socialistic behavior by the people powering this site would be a pretty interesting read.
How are YOU doing?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-10 14:16:57 EDT (#)
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What's going on with you, man?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 14:11:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-06-10 13:54:11 EDT (#)
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add me to the list of people who don't like you....and i like everyone...just sayin'
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I find this kind of 'hate' the most interesting.
I'm just an idiot flailing away at my keyboard. I don't think I am especially inflammatory - just boring, smug, and obsessive.
I make some observations. Some people appreciate them and/or me, the usual pack of idiots shows up, I try and keep up inevitably getting into long drawn out stupid arguments with assholes and retards, and the cycle continues.
I guess boring is enough of a reason to not like someone. And lets face it people - this website has been BORING lately. You all know it. I'm not the only one to make that claim.
For the record, I think you are fairly dull yourself there SPECIALk. Sorry that I can't muster up any more vitriol than that.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 13:57:27 EDT (#)
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Hey can I ask a question to all of you people following along?
All 12 of you.
Does this website make my ass look fat?
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-06-10 13:54:11 EDT (#)
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add me to the list of people who don't like you....and i like everyone...just sayin'
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2007-06-10 13:35:09 EDT (#)
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Case in point....
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 13:30:30 EDT (#)
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"...at the end of the day - yer just a grumpy fucking bitch all day. For fun."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:11:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:10:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:01:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-06-10 10:22:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-10 09:28:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 13:17:57 EDT (#)
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"I just think this place has become more and more toxic... and aggressively so."
Obviously I wasn't around in the "early days"... but for all you old time assholes out there - don't you think there is some merit to this?
I'll take back the whole 'dieing' thing - but y'all have to admit its been fucking dead around here lately... so all that is left is pointless bickering and manufactured drama.
Chicken and the egg?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 13:09:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-10 10:54:34 EDT (#)
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Rob, I know everyone on here needs to have their niche, but yours beings the "I'm so much better than you guys that I don't need this place, so fuck you all I'm leaving. No seriously, I'm leaving. Ok, so I'm not leaving, but everyone on this website (present company obviously included) sucks and are letting ubersite make themselves miserable. But I still love it here. Even though if I had half a brain I'd leave. This site sucks. Hugs and kisses. Rob" just isn't working out for you. Go back to drawing fucked up shit and making fun comments on posts. Otherwise get off of my internets.
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Look darko - for a guy who spends so much time around here that he needs to check files names to create some added excitement I would expect you to have a little more insight.
Nothing I have said suggests 'I don't need this site' - but I think its fairly reasonable to say that if that were true, all of the silly comments from ... um... "those guys"... would be accurate.
If this makes it look like I feel like "leaving again" (which is an absurd suggestion as I never really left in the first place) I can't imagine how.
This site does suck - of late. But it only sucks because WE suck.
...and this post?
Sucked. Sure - but there were some rather good bits.
AND I even put some thought into the file name for ya - which was especially impressive considering I had the spins.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:59:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:01:32 EDT (#)
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the problems start when users like you get too involved in the site and let it affect them mentally
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It's observations like this that I think I enjoy the most.
What is too involved?
In for a pound, in for a penny, guess.
Although the whole 'uber is dying thing' was pretty gay. I was terribly drunk at the time n' all.
Now I think I'll go barf.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:47:51 EDT (#)
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SWEET
Now I have one of these.
Hey at least I spelled things right. That has to count for something?
no?
heh
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:38:17 EDT (#)
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There are only four things in life that need be taken seriously to ensure a safe, healthy existence. The internet and everything on it (in it, of it, whatever) are not on that list.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:11:09 EDT (#)
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what is this?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:10:30 EDT (#)
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What a tool.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:00:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:49:46 EDT (#)
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*screech*
Price check on tampons.
Ralph, I need a price check on tampons on Aisle This Post!
*click*
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:01:32 EDT (#)
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the problems start when users like you get too involved in the site and let it affect them mentally
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-10 10:58:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109124
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-10 10:54:34 EDT (#)
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Rob, I know everyone on here needs to have their niche, but yours beings the "I'm so much better than you guys that I don't need this place, so fuck you all I'm leaving. No seriously, I'm leaving. Ok, so I'm not leaving, but everyone on this website (present company obviously included) sucks and are letting ubersite make themselves miserable. But I still love it here. Even though if I had half a brain I'd leave. This site sucks. Hugs and kisses. Rob" just isn't working out for you. Go back to drawing fucked up shit and making fun comments on posts. Otherwise get off of my internets.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-06-10 10:22:06 EDT (#)
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no comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-10 09:47:32 EDT (#)
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Rob man, either leave or fucking suck it up, either way make a decision eh?
Uber needs a few norms like yourself but for Gods sake, one more leaving post and I swear Ill forget how happy I am and nail your face to a tree.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-10 09:28:13 EDT (#)
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So you're "quitting" again?
Make this one stick.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-06-10 09:27:16 EDT (#)
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I'm happy, I'm happy quite often too.
I like to look and read around here and I laugh a lot too, at content and reviews.
I don't get involved (too much) and I don't post.
Works for me since April 2004.
Cheers.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-10 09:20:14 EDT (#)
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one a day n00b
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-10 09:16:06 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry but the whole time I was reading this I had the Soup Song from The Mighty Boosh playing in my head. I tried to turn it off, but the the Arctic Tundra song started and well... sometimes Rob, it's best to let sleeping dogs lie.
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-06-10 08:39:05 EDT (#)
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Toxic is it you want boy? I'm evil, pure evil.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-10 08:38:16 EDT (#)
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You know what Rob? I like you, you're alright in my book.
And that cat looks fucking pissed.
Submitted by Lee (user info) at 2007-06-10 08:29:35 EDT (#)
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That cat's so ugly it's cute.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 08:22:03 EDT (#)
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To each THEIR.
There.
uhg.