The Ballad of Rob Berg (1885 hits)
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Rating: 1.9 on 76 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TTOM: Hobo of Choice Since 2003 (View user info) at 2007-06-10 10:55:59 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109123#2438708
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 16:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and it's a bosh brand stapler. Sometimes the magic of this website makes me cry.
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I'm pretty sure that's a nail-gun. A BOSH nail-gun.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very well done
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 15:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://quietorpapaspank.ytmnd.com/
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-11 14:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't know where lisa got the idea that i tracked her down though.
she's one of the user i talk to the least. in fact, she's the only "well-known" user i have no idea in which states she's located neither do i care really.
seems like wishful thinking on her part.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-06-11 14:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin a
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the nailgun is a nice touch
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-11 12:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
file name
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-06-11 11:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the beard
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-11 11:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-11 11:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who didn't know Caul was a necro?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-11 10:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who knew caul was a necro?
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-06-11 09:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-11 00:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you had me at "i speak a real language"
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-11 09:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 16:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post some more pics of you in a kilt.
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I want to see the beard too.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-11 08:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup...
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-06-11 08:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-11 07:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I cared enough to rate this higher.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-11 00:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you had me at "i speak a real language"
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-06-10 21:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goooooooolllld!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 19:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109130
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:27:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
Broad side of a barn.
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HAHAHAHAHA!
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The best part is he still didn't +2 it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your facial expressions get me every time.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:19:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:27:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
Broad side of a barn.
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HAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Broad side of a barn.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I stay sober for a weekend and weird shit happens.
No more of that.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 16:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you do make me cry, but not in the same way. Post some more pics of you in a kilt.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-10 16:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 21:16:03 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
and it's a bosh brand stapler. Sometimes the magic of this website makes me cry.
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Nope, just me
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 16:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and it's a bosh brand stapler. Sometimes the magic of this website makes me cry.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 stapling faces to trees.
Also threading filament line through the holes in pierced ears (you'll have to pierce the victim's lobes first if they're not) and then attaching the lines to opposing walls so that the individual can't move is great fun.
You'll have to restrain their arms behind their backs though.
If they want free bad enough, then they'll have to decide which earlobe to rip.
I've got a million of 'em!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 20:16:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
no rob you're not an idiot. I mean, you are, but in this particular example I was referring to TTOM.
Okay okay okay you're both idiots.
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Actually if you look I was deliberately copying ol Bobbys poor spelling
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Looked perfectly fine out of one eye.
Ya coulda hooked a brother up, though. >grumbles<
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM. one step ahead of me since 2005.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 20:16:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
no rob you're not an idiot. I mean, you are, but in this particular example I was referring to TTOM.
Okay okay okay you're both idiots.
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Actually if you look I was deliberately copying ol Bobbys poor spelling
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob Berg would probably say that man-wich is a meal AND a sandwich.
Flip-flopper.
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I don't know. They have great taste AND they are less filling.
Flippity floppity floppy flip.
(...that is just plain fun to say outloud.)
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no rob you're not an idiot. I mean, you are, but in this particular example I was referring to TTOM.
Okay okay okay you're both idiots.
Submitted by NotVoltron (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fromage HOOOOOOO!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dying. with a y. you idiot.
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me = idiot.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob Berg would probably say that man-wich is a meal AND a sandwich.
Flip-flopper.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dying. with a y. you idiot.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My eyebrows are magical.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-10 14:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i guess it's more of a 1.5 than a 1.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-10 14:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i am the same way, i just dont make posts about it. i tell myself, "ok, no more uber, that place is cancerous." next week im back on.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-10 14:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-06-10 19:45:41 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do you and rob berg only have eyebrows half the time?
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You know when your teacher said to you "There are no stupid questions"? Guess what, she was wrong.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-06-10 14:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do you and rob berg only have eyebrows half the time?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-06-10 13:54:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-06-10 13:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomeness.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-10 13:44:58 EDT (#)
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I prefer The Rapture of Ridley Walker but to each his own.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-10 13:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Huzzah!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-10 13:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bwahahha
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 13:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH, and sorry - I don't know why you would possibly think I was leaving from that drunken mess I barfed out... a retard - fine. But leaving? hmmm.
I was just rambling... apparently even whilst drunk I'm still a pontificating asshole.
That it inspired a cartoon from you is highly awesome.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-06-10 13:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:49:26 EDT (#)
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YAY!
Well now I have to do your picture. Fair is fair.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Littlest Hobo was a doggie slut
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:29:31 EDT (#)
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There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road is where I'll always be
Every stop I make, I'll make a new friend
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
Down this road, that never seems to end,
Where new adventure, lies just around the bend.
So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light - that's hobo style.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, the whole world is my home.
So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light
That's hobo style.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
There's a world, that's waiting to unfold,
A brand new tale, no one has ever told,
We've journey'd far but, you know it won't be long,
We're almost there and we've paid our fare, with the hobo song.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light - that's hobo style.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll find what I call home
Until tomorrow, you know I'm free to roam.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-10 17:17:23 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scottish isn't a real language.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scottish isn't a real language.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:12:43 EDT (#)
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i got a haircut this mornin...i look just like that :-D
necrophilia +2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wicked.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-10 12:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm sorry, I don't understand. I speak a real language."
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not normally a fan of what you do. I can see it's good, but it's not my humour.
This how ever made me pee a little.
I@m sure your day is brighter for knowing that.
LM
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
again to you.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude.... that was BOSH!
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:04:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:03:26 EDT (#)
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Shamless plug: http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:02:18 EDT (#)
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I got the Raping of the dead bit and it made me steeple my fingers and ponder the French
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:01:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:58:57 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
There was enough here for me to award you a +2.
Incidentally - shitty French is expressly my province. Kindly reference me next time.
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Its all made up monkey-jabber anyway
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yer da bestest
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-10 11:01:10 EDT (#)
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Beards are IN this season.
so are bears
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-10 10:59:12 EDT (#)
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THAT BEARD IS SO SEXY THAT IT MAKES ME LUST FOR A BEARD THAT CAN RATE POSTS OF MY OWN
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-10 10:58:57 EDT (#)
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There was enough here for me to award you a +2.
Incidentally - shitty French is expressly my province. Kindly reference me next time.
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