You've done it this time Uber. Way to go, jerks. (962 hits)
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Submitted by shadow (View user info) at 2007-06-10 18:28:01 EDT
You got yourselves banned from my workplace.
sigh.
Somewhere between goatse and STP someone here posted something SO FOUL that a fortune 500 company unilaterally banned both Ubersite and boredatwork.com from any and all company property. It must have been one for the record books; a "most heated" with giant steaming piles of fecal matter splattered across front page, an overstretched anus with poo stained pennies falling out, a herpes laden pen15 attached to some poor Uberer's visage. It must have been the big one. One for the books. Probably one without the tag "NSFW."
Congratulations jerkface, whoever you are.
In all seriousness, take it as a mark of honor. Wear it like the red badge-o-courage and tell your friends. It's cool, not like I NEED this place for my regularly scheduled 15 minute mental holidays. It's not as if the second half of my lunch break revolves around Uber. It's not as if I'll go fucking nutters without you...
Alas.
The five of you who know me also know that I've been coming here for many a year now, with no complication or complaints from any supervisor, administrator or "boss" in general. Sure I've put up a few bad posts, and maybe engaged in nerd duels that lasted just a bit too long, but it was all in good fun. There was no harm done, right?
Well on the bright side, I still have the home computer, and the lappy. I guess I'll find a way...
User Reviews
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tunnel your way around the proxy
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-11 16:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
YAY US!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im just waiting for some HR douche nozzle to block Ubersite. Its not a question of if, its a question of when...
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-11 12:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-06-11 08:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Trust me, you're better off
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-11 07:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-06-11 04:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry to hear. I work for two of the Top 6 companies and I can enjoy all I want.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-11 04:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ain't that a bitch.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-11 03:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Has to be Shlongy
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Trust me, you're better off
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-06-10 21:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-10 21:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oooooooh. ouch. I hope my company doesn't follow suit.
I hope you don't work for my company.
um... I mean that in ... errrr
I meant to say something along the lines of if you DID work for my company Uber's already blocked, and that would suck.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-10 21:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why don't you go to tech support and ask a favor?
If you explain to them reasonably, I'm sure they'll take heart and oblige with your simple request of getting uber back. Shift the blame on somebody here (me) and go about your regular uber viewing (me).
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-10 20:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I noticed the other day that apparently Panera Bread feels that Ubersite is too dangerous to allow on their free WIFI hotspots. Too bad, that. Nothing goes with a fresh bagel slathered in honey-laced cream cheese and a steaming caramel latte like tubgirl.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-10 20:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was it this one?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101244
I hope so.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-10 20:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-10 19:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh man. MAN. Damn the man.
It's cool, this time next year, I won't be in corporate America anymore. I've got something brewing, and this time I'm not going to puss out and go back to a "real" job. Yep. I'll let you know when the copyrights are final...
dun dun DUN!!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JERKS!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well done everybody!
Beers all around!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha we're fucking GREAT!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-10 18:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But you just got back :(