If there isn't an open bar what's the point? (748 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.69 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by simple_catalyst (View user info) at 2007-06-11 13:23:41 EDT
I hope you got there early and I hope you brought your date
I hope she travelled chicago, second class not freight
(A-)wedding bells and christmas hell to that life you did aspire
no more time to fight about the tension in the choir
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-21 23:34:46 EDT (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?
Submitted by carbon (user info) at 2007-06-21 22:26:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by gwenwyvar (user info) at 2007-06-21 10:54:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-06-21 10:53:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cha-chi (user info) at 2007-06-21 09:57:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-12 11:34:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-12 11:34:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-12 04:27:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:31:05 EDT (#)
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Thanks for reminding me I have another four years before I can get married.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 17:40:14 EDT (#)
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http://quietorpapaspank.ytmnd.com/
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2007-06-11 16:44:00 EDT (#)
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what the fuck is this?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-11 15:22:52 EDT (#)
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i'm dumb, i've missed the funny/entertainment
not nec. in that order
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-11 15:17:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-11 15:08:45 EDT (#)
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sweet. i'm average for 1958...
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you're married? i thought you were dead.
and by dead, i mean gay.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-11 15:08:45 EDT (#)
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sweet. i'm average for 1958...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-11 14:27:51 EDT (#)
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Crap, mostly.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-11 14:05:43 EDT (#)
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What is this?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1 - I've already made fun of our lil' Ghola for wearing a dress like a respectable young woman.
2 - S_Cat, you clean up real well. How many people did you fool?
3 - Poor Gravitas...
4 - Now we know why the Emu are evil creatures: I can now blame the Georgia crew.
5 - Open Bars at a wedding have resulted in Kaos having a number of interesting tales.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
$20 if ghola rides the ostrich.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe in booze, ghola, and simple_catalyst. In that order.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:29:56 EDT (#)
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Not really.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like weddings.
I like open bars and dancing.
I like avoiding the bad food most of them offer and therefore getting doubly hammered off the vast quantities of booze I ingest.
I like seeing people being happy, even if that happiness is fleeting and maybe based off of silly ideas and beliefs.
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:26:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If people just wouldn't marry there wouldn't be such a thing as divorce.
...I mean, right?
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:23:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:22:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
no scourge, ghola/s_cat is marrying me.
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I really don't care who marries who as long as I'm invited.
also +2 for the all lower case reviewers. capitalisation is for sheep.
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BLEET
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:22:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
no scourge, ghola/s_cat is marrying me.
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I really don't care who marries who as long as I'm invited.
also +2 for the all lower case reviewers. capitalisation is for sheep.
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Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:20:29 EDT (#)
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no scourge, ghola/s_cat is marrying me.
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:18:35 EDT (#)
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yeah right
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:17:09 EDT (#)
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So, you and ghola are getting hitched?
Where are you guys registered and where is my invitation?
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:14:37 EDT (#)
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repost with emu picture.
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:11:42 EDT (#)
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who put that giant white space there?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BETTER
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:25:36 EDT (#)
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( i are the emo )
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:24:36 EDT (#)
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this time with 100% more EMU.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-11 13:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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