So, you're 30 ? What have you figured out? (1821 hits)
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Submitted by scourge (View user info) at 2007-06-11 17:54:57 EDT
1.) Don't take any guff.
2.) Don't give any either, if you can help it.
3.) Try not to give a shit about much of anything.
4.) Wear good shoes.
5.) Don't make up too many rules for yourself.
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:28:04 EST (#)
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can't believe this Bazooka Joe Chewing Gum Wrapper Bullshit has a positive rating.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:47:32 EST (#)
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Nicely done. Short and sweet.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:24:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:29:47 EDT (#)
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I'm going to die before I'm thirty.
I always thought I'd be out before thirty but surprisingly I made it as of may. So... just to make sure I jumped out of an airplane.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-10 18:18:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-21 13:21:52 EDT (#)
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Here you go. Good times, good times.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86694#uber_reviews
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-20 20:29:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-17 16:43:13 EDT (#)
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I like ghola, I like pie, I like flat thingees, I like beer, I like Sphagnum, I like Lishy, I like my dog, I like the new dog I'm going to get, I like peanut butter sandwiches, I like my cameras, I like my new bathtub, I like a big rag rug, I like fireplaces, I like summer days, I like riding bikes, I liked smoking cigarettes altogether too much and then I quit, I like skipping rocks across the lake, I like camping, I like this post, I like myself, I like naked ladies, I like music, I like the snooze button, I like my son, I like my wife, I like my mom, I like my garden, I like my unnecessary lawn tractor, I like my old beat ass truck, I like my old beat ass motorcycle, I like when it rains but the sun is still shining, I like mashed potatoes, I like Callebaut chocolate the best for cooking, I like riding in boats, I like all my books, I like all my CDs, I like all my vinyl, I like Ubersite, I like taking naps on the couch, I like the sound of baseball, I like a good joke, I like the cats that live in my house, I like some other stuff that I'll think of later...
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-13 21:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
guff means fart in my circle of friends.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-13 04:59:02 EDT (#)
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thirty is when i become responsible.
I'm not kidding.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-13 00:55:03 EDT (#)
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I love 30
I need to ...............eh fuck it. Y'all don't care what I need, and I'm drunk
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-06-12 13:28:25 EDT (#)
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I turn 31 at the end of the month. Good god I'm old.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-12 12:55:14 EDT (#)
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Pants are optional.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-12 11:31:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-12 10:12:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 10:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult."
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-06-12 07:45:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-12 07:30:17 EDT (#)
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Respect for yourself
Respect for others
Responsibility for all your actions
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 05:18:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:29:47 EDT (#)
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I'm going to die before I'm thirty.
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stfu emo
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 05:18:17 EDT (#)
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6. wear sunscreen on the golf course.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-12 04:46:17 EDT (#)
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and slippers
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-06-12 04:42:25 EDT (#)
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Good shoes are important.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-12 04:39:32 EDT (#)
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sounds good to me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-12 04:13:07 EDT (#)
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I did actually think my life would of changed when I hit it a few months ago, but it was quite the anti-climax to be honest. I still get i'd'.......Australia was the worse, every night I had to take my passport out.
I'm just waiting for my hair to fall out and teeth to go rotten.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-06-12 04:11:59 EDT (#)
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Did anyone make a "is this the lyrics to Sunscreen" joke? If not...blah, blah, Sunscreen. blah.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-06-12 04:09:35 EDT (#)
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I'm not there yet, but I think "eat less cheese" should precede your ironic summation.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-12 04:00:59 EDT (#)
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The scary thing is I live my life by these rules oh and one more.
6)The outside world does not exist, smoke weed and make your own.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-12 03:59:54 EDT (#)
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I wish i'd died before i was 30....yes I AM 30.....anyone believe that? I look about 8 3/4
Times running out.....
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-12 01:15:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:29:47 EDT (#)
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I'm going to die before I'm thirty.
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then you should stop going to classes and spend your tuition money on drugs.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-12 01:09:40 EDT (#)
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30 in September.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-11 22:13:58 EDT (#)
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Fiber and B vitamins ultimately make my body happier than LSD and late night diner food.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:44:27 EDT (#)
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If that's the case, can we "do it", first?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:29:47 EDT (#)
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I'm going to die before I'm thirty.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:05:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:58:37 EDT (#)
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I figured Rule #3 was right up your alley Shlongy
"3.)Try not to give a shit about much of anything."
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I probably am, darko. But whenever he DOES come back he'll inflict a lot of damage for us.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:53:20 EDT (#)
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Wait,,,there was a "Rule #3"?
I thought you were well aware of MY Uber Rule #1: I don't read any posts before I rate them.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:46:14 EDT (#)
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I think you are being waaaay too optomistic about Carpenter.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:40:12 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Detroit is looking good...handed St. Louis their asses in inter-league play.
I guess I'm gonna blame World Series hangover on this season's performance.
When we have pitching, our bats are dead, when we're hitting, our pitching blows. We got guys going on the DL like they're Union workers taking smoke breaks...
Fuck, the fact we're second in our division is incredible considering we have as our starting pitching staff a handful of former middle relievers and our post-season closer of last year.
Still, I'm not worried until after the All-Star break.
Our offense has started to find its stride again. Mulder and Carpenter are comiong back to throw soon...
We'll back on top soon.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:36:59 EDT (#)
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I think that sums it up rather well, really.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:35:16 EDT (#)
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The pitchers have figured out how to field the ball this year when it's in play. The Tigers are now unstoppable.
*still bitter that the Tigers literally threw the World Series away*
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:33:24 EDT (#)
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4.
Definitely 4.
Oh, and comfortable underwear too. Don't forget that.
Fuck that banana-hammock-bend-over-to-pick-up-a-dropped-dime-and-crush-one-of-your-gonads-crap.
Boxer briefs. The best of both worlds.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:33:16 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, I don't give a shit about being 23 OR the A's.
Didn't you read rule #3?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:31:33 EDT (#)
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I'm trying not to give a shit about what darko said, in keeping with rule #3, but I'm going to have to invoke rule #5 long enough to allow me to break rule #3 so I can tell darko to Fuck Off because the Cardinals have climbed to 2nd in their division and standings don't really matter until after the All-Star break anyway and besides we won the World Series in FIVE games and Detroit took their ball and went the fuck home nanny nanny boo boo.
Rule #3 is back in play...NOW.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:31:23 EDT (#)
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7) How 'bout them A's?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:31:01 EDT (#)
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I liked the one about 23 a lot better than this waste of time and space.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:27:47 EDT (#)
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6) The Cardinals are so bad they'd be in last place in the NL West
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:26:54 EDT (#)
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I think this is a good set of rules to live by. It hasn't failed me yet.
Especially the bit about shoes.
Never skimp on shoes, kids. Your feet will appreciate it later.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:22:26 EDT (#)
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'Don't take any guff from these swine.'
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:15:48 EDT (#)
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Yep
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:15:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:10:19 EDT (#)
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Yay for 30!
Fucking 20-something and their fancy iPods and Starbucks.
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I'm 24 and even I say fuck iPods and Starbucks. When I was going to college for computer multimedia/animation, my teacher used to make high quality flyers with fake articles about how Starbucks makes you impotent. He'd stick them in the magazines at Starbucks at lunch (there was one right across the street) and watch people get all confused when they found them...
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:10:19 EDT (#)
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Yay for 30!
Fucking 20-something and their fancy iPods and Starbucks.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:09:02 EDT (#)
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I'd write a response, no1hasdis, but I don't give a shit. I'm 30.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:06:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:01:50 EDT (#)
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No problem. As you can see, I actively honored rules number 3 and 5.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:00:45 EDT (#)
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thanks, man
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-11 17:55:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109156#2439680
Done.