My WWIII prediction (2580 hits)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (View user info) at 2007-06-11 17:58:45 EDT
While fumbling through some diplomacy debates in international relations seminars I was watching the different concerns of mainly Pacific issues. One concern is the Taiwan Issue. Frankly it has been estimated that China can overtake Taiwan in an estimated 24 hours through Chinese paratroops and landing vehicles. Anyone unfamiliar with the issue should read up on the Chinese delcaration of war with Taiwan if Taiwan declares independence. After comparing world war scenarios from around the world I believe this will be the spark to end human kinds accomplishments.
August 2019
China drops 300,000 aerial troops over Taiwan's major industrial areas, that is after cruise missiles have incinerated SAM launch sites on Tai coast. Taiwanese troops respond, but attempts are futile due to Chinese MBT tanks. AKA much better than m1 Abrahams.
August 2019
America just finally finishing up in Iraq, encircles Taiwan with a large naval fleet. Japan sends SDF naval fleet to assist Americans in peace keeping.
September 2019
U.S. carrier group merges into Taiwanese strait. Chinese ballistic missiles automatically fire thinking a remnant of Tai navy. Carrier group destroyed. U.S. military launches intercontinental missiles. Hitting Shanghai fleet china launches nuclear strike missiles at U.S. base on Japan. Japan begins aerial bombardment of shanghai. North Korea along with Chinese forces seize the distracted U.S. by retaking south Korea.
October 2019
Meanwhile Pakistan launches nuclear missile strike on Kashmir. India Pakistan war begins. Russia provides china with military and oil capacity. Uzbekistan launches attack on Turkey to gain entry into black sea oil to supply Chinese aircraft. Europe launches peace keeping mission to middle east. Iran launches nuclear missile at Israel with Chinese air assistance. Turkey joins forces with EU and opens front in central Asia against all the Stahns.
December 2019 Global war and total war. Nuclear missiles launches from all sides. California is obliterated and shanghai and Beijing in complete ruins. Hong Kong nuclear is a crater.
User Reviews
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 00:32:56 EST (#)
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What an idiot.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-06-17 03:07:28 EDT (#)
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My M1 Abrahams were no match.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-06-16 15:54:38 EDT (#)
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Wrong.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-16 14:10:14 EDT (#)
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la-la la laaaaa...
something something of a mountain of dreams
telling my self it's not as hard hard hard as it seems
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-14 20:06:18 EDT (#)
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... smoked all my stuff and drank all my wine?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:20:27 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109257
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:03:27 EDT (#)
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Oh fuck off Hidden. I owned you. lets not start this again
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-14 14:06:18 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/17407
Submitted by mr-bee (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:18:32 EDT (#)
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You guys have fucked THAT up...NOW what am I supposed to do around here?
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absolutely nothing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:16:36 EDT (#)
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Spent my days with a woman unkind....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:15:19 EDT (#)
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haha i fucking knew you would say that!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:14:16 EDT (#)
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You guys have fucked THAT up...NOW what am I supposed to do around here?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:11:17 EDT (#)
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What is it good for
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
huh, good God
Submitted by mr-bee (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:09:53 EDT (#)
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huh! good god yall.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:19:33 EDT (#)
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War
Submitted by mr-bee (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:57:58 EDT (#)
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say it again.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-14 09:12:30 EDT (#)
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Absoloutly nothing
Submitted by mr-bee (user info) at 2007-06-14 08:33:27 EDT (#)
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War? what is it good for?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-13 21:55:15 EDT (#)
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*mugs.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-13 21:55:03 EDT (#)
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I'M SICK OF THOSE LITTLE LIDS ON COFFEE MAKERS. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SPILL YOUR COFFEE, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING WITH IT. FUCK!
I think that's what we're all trying to say, so can we stop the hate?
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-13 16:56:59 EDT (#)
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stfu fat tony, spelling correction from you is like a pro-Israel nazi
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-13 12:47:38 EDT (#)
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I missed all the action :(
Well, it looks like another one bites the dust.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-06-13 12:21:19 EDT (#)
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It's bombardment of Shanghai not bombardment of shanghai. What a fucking idiot!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-06-13 08:10:40 EDT (#)
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why can't we just stay away from stupid alters?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:58:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:47:45 EDT (#)
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all of ubersite Vrs Me. Im still winning. Not one of you have given a valid point to say anything I've said is bs
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Hmm?
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:47:45 EDT (#)
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all of ubersite Vrs Me. Im still winning. Not one of you have given a valid point to say anything I've said is bs
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:24:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:44:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-12 01:43:55 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:11:03 EDT (#)
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and Yes I can kick ur ass
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Go on then. Are you as buff as Oathmeal?
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I bet he is also built like a tank.
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Fuck. I'm shitting myself now.
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You better be. HE WILL CRUMPLE YOU!!!!! UCSBCRUMPLENATOR!!!!!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-12 17:46:55 EDT (#)
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Its just so hard Razor! I cant help it! Damn baiting!
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:50:57 EDT (#)
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You're pretty slow, aren't you? We aren't jealous of you. Trust me, we aren't. This is a WEBSITE; you CHOOSE to be here. Thus, you're CHOOSING to be here WITH US. You're one of us and we shall continue using you for textual target practice, because that is what we do on Ubersite.
Now get the fuck back in line and stay there.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:24:03 EDT (#)
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It appears uber doesn't support phonetic characters. Oh well. You still suck.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:18:43 EDT (#)
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You're a real Nobel laureate.
you're /yʊər; unstressed yər/
contraction of you are: You're a fucking tool
your /yʊər, yɔr, yoʊr; unstressed yər/
-pronoun
1. (a form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective): Your intellect rivals that of a retarded 7 year old who shits himself (that was an analogy, we'll cover that some other day...I don't want to rush you with information)
Stay tuned when I teach this asshole the difference between "they're" and "their".
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:51:30 EDT (#)
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These reviews are mighty entertaining. Though after seeing your little "scenario" I'm thinking you probably just watched that movie Red Dawn. WOLVERINES!
now go gay off gayface
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:42:32 EDT (#)
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think you need a broader picture of this
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:20:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-12 13:48:52 EDT (#)
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Users of Ubersite:
Go fuck yourselves [No]
1) Your jealous, and don't try to deny it with some half I love my job as a dick pusher and you are conceded intellectual. [Intellectuals can usually spell.]
2) Well, this is typical of this uneducated miserable site full of wannabes. Not one of you have a valid life, not one. [Valid life? Please explain. I mean, I breathe and eat and poop. What else is there?]
3) I've wasted enough time with a bunch of morons, its clear this site is for lower middle class rejects. [So, that would make us upper lower class morons?]
4) I have no FUCKING IDEA why Bart doesn't fucking cancel this website and end your precious crap writing peaces like tomm cartoons and fat tony paris hilton articles. [To piss yo off, I suppose.]
5) not fucking one of you are even in the same level as me, quit making lame ass comments and then repeating what someone has said then saying "no". [You're absolutely right. Nobody here is on the same level as you. We are way above shitscrapers such as yourself.]
6) One day all of you will realize you've wasted 5% of your life on this ridiculous site. Then in entirety you've wasted your whole life rotting in a cubicle. [I don't work in a cubicle. I have an office. With a door and a window and everything! And 5% of my life is six years. I haven't been here that long, math-wizard-guy.]
Does this mean you won't be boring us with anymore of your inane mind shit?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:18:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-12 13:48:52 EDT (#)
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Users of Ubersite:
Go fuck yourselves
1) Your jealous, and don't try to deny it with some half I love my job as a dick pusher and you are conceded intellectual.
2) Well, this is typical of this uneducated miserable site full of wannabes. Not one of you have a valid life, not one.
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YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE BANANA SLUGS AND THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:16:04 EDT (#)
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Razor you live in san fran?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just read this: Gehen Sie fickt sich!!!!!
Du Arschloch, fick Dich!!!!!
Adolf
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:41:29 EDT (#)
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Oh man...I missed all the drama :(
(I was taking a break, rob-berg stylee)
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:31:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:06:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-12 13:48:52 EDT (#)
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Users of Ubersite:
Go fuck yourselves
1) Your jealous, and don't try to deny it with some half I love my job as a dick pusher and you are conceded intellectual.
2) Well, this is typical of this uneducated miserable site full of wannabes. Not one of you have a valid life, not one.
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See? This is what I'm talking about...people need to shut the fuck up and not run their mouth when they dont know who does what on this site.
I know right...Im so uneducated! OMFG that damn Ivy League doesnt count but oh no! UCSB IS TEH BESTEST SCHOOL EVAR!!!!
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Why are you even taking it to the level of comparing dicks when it comes to college when you're talking to a guy who can't distinguish between your and you're, has massive grammar issues, and thinks "conceited" is spelled "conceded"... and who made these very errors while saying we are uneducated?
C'mon dude, it's easy. You conceded bastard.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:06:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-12 13:48:52 EDT (#)
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Users of Ubersite:
Go fuck yourselves
1) Your jealous, and don't try to deny it with some half I love my job as a dick pusher and you are conceded intellectual.
2) Well, this is typical of this uneducated miserable site full of wannabes. Not one of you have a valid life, not one.
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See? This is what I'm talking about...people need to shut the fuck up and not run their mouth when they dont know who does what on this site.
I know right...Im so uneducated! OMFG that damn Ivy League doesnt count but oh no! UCSB IS TEH BESTEST SCHOOL EVAR!!!!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're predictions are way off base. Real issues, but highly unlikely timeline of events and missing key other factors that would be required for escalation to what you're talking about. Also, this wasn't an interesting read as it lacked any depth. Try it again, and expand on it with some more detail, and you might be rated better.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:04:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-11 22:18:15 EDT (#)
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I don't know how you people can be so mean.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-12 13:48:52 EDT (#)
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Users of Ubersite:
Go fuck yourselves
1) Your jealous, and don't try to deny it with some half I love my job as a dick pusher and you are conceded intellectual.
2) Well, this is typical of this uneducated miserable site full of wannabes. Not one of you have a valid life, not one.
3) I've wasted enough time with a bunch of morons, its clear this site is for lower middle class rejects.
4) I have no FUCKING IDEA why Bart doesn't fucking cancel this website and end your precious crap writing peaces like tomm cartoons and fat tony paris hilton articles.
5) not fucking one of you are even in the same level as me, quit making lame ass comments and then repeating what someone has said then saying "no".
6) One day all of you will realize you've wasted 5% of your life on this ridiculous site. Then in entirety you've wasted your whole life rotting in a cubicle.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-12 11:31:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-12 10:35:51 EDT (#)
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That is as close as you can get to violating ubersite's rules about not sharing personal information without actually going over the line.
P.S. WWIII starts between Canada and France in 2011. I'm afraid I can't tell you much but there's a "fromage incident" that precipitates things, and I would stay away from Marseilles if I were you.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-12 09:19:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:14:37 EDT (#)
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hmmmmm I have not failed at getting a masters in foreign ministry. maybe when you graduate from high school you can talk shit. Now quietly go back to mixing cement. bitch
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I love how you think a Masters in Foreign Ministry is a big achievement. No really, it must have been really tough attending all those political science lectures and not falling asleep. There are people on here with advanced degrees in things like engineering, physics, computer science, and other things that don't require a pulse and a roll of TP to graduate.
The irony is that a guy mixing cement is probably gonna make more than your "quasi-intellectual" ass. No one cares about political scientists, especially those who have terrible grammar and think one of the worlds most popular and efficient fighting weapons is the "M1 Abrahams".
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-06-12 09:08:33 EDT (#)
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The reviews on this are great
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-12 08:45:07 EDT (#)
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+2 for the beauty of the reviews.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-12 06:41:57 EDT (#)
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http://macrochan.org/source/S/A/SA2GH7CCLQTQ5ZC2HQBDQBZMSCONQMYN.jpg
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-12 06:02:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:25:13 EDT (#)
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you're wrong.
a reincarnated gavrilo princip will assassinate the governator, emperor of Austria and the west coast. due to today's complex alliances as in pre 14-18, the world will plunge into full out war.
latvia will emerge as the sole victor and world dominant hegemony, which unfortunately, will quickly be brought to an end after the Zerg invasion.
i have no idea what i'm talking about, but i know it's just as likely as your predictions. who the hell predicts world events over decades? that's like assuming you know next week's lottery numbers.
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so those four years in Latvian studies at uni will pay off?
hurray for me!
+ve to fuck up the block
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-12 05:56:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 10:37:50 BST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-11 22:18:15 EDT (#)
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I don't know how you people can be so mean. Don't you feel bad?
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...no.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-12 05:42:05 EDT (#)
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december 2019: hatemudkips poops a little in a CA retirement home.
the world ends.
::dies::
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 05:37:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-11 22:18:15 EDT (#)
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I don't know how you people can be so mean. Don't you feel bad?
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...no.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-12 04:53:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:36:56 EDT (#)
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Oh please do scurry over there. You think google is all knowing or something. Please man what do you do in D.C.? shovel garbage? work at wal-mart? Fluffer for Dick Cheney? While your at it I'll post my intro to my dissertation which got alot of awards? seriously I will. And you shall read it
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Do it or fuck off.
cunt.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-12 04:27:36 EDT (#)
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Hmmmm...
I'd add my own $.02 to this, but all the other mil-esque users have beat me to it.
I So wish I'd read this when it first appeared.
This dude is a complete skycrane.
You know why?
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'Cause it's the biggest Tool in the World.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-12 04:10:39 EDT (#)
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Oxygen thief.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-12 04:06:13 EDT (#)
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What about all the people who called you on your shit? Or do you mean "the only person to say anything convenient and irrelavent..."?
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-12 01:23:46 EDT (#)
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lmao forthewin!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-12 00:59:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-12 00:19:17 EDT (#)
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I think its safe to say I win this battle. Shut the fuck up and sit down
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WHAT HO, BRAVE WARRIOR! YOU HAVE WON BATTLES, BUT WAR WAGES ON. TREAD LIGHTLY, FOR YOU HAVE ENTERED THE BARREN REALM OF UBERSITE. HEREIN LIE OPIONATED MEN WHO ARE NOT EASILY DEFEATED ONCE THRUST INTO INTELLECTUAL DISCOURSE. WIELD YOUR TONGUE WITH GREAT STRENGTH, FOR VICTORY WILL NOT COME EASY.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-12 00:47:45 EDT (#)
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If you feel the need to prove a point while arguing on uber, you are in no way a winner
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-12 00:19:17 EDT (#)
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I think its safe to say I win this battle. Shut the fuck up and sit down
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-12 00:08:11 EDT (#)
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The only person to say one thing relevant in this whole incoherent rambling was Bart.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-06-11 23:08:16 EDT (#)
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interesting take, but way stupid.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-11 23:02:39 EDT (#)
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I'd like to know why someone who has so many achievements is trying to prove himself by bickering with people about his life's passion on Ubersite.
Whether or not they're real, it's crazy and pathetic.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-06-11 22:51:34 EDT (#)
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hahhahhaaa!
+2 for the reviews.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-11 22:37:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-11 22:18:15 EDT (#)
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I don't know how you people can be so mean. Don't you feel bad?
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OUR FEARLESS LEADER IS CORRECT. LET US RECEIVE THIS MAN WITH UNDERSTANDING IN OUR HEARTS, RATHER THAN CRUEL DISDAIN.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-11 22:30:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-12 08:16:15 EST (#)
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And Great Britain inherits the world. And nukes Australia. It all makes sense.
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No, we take the civilised option and play-off in any sport you care to name. We win and the world is ours.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-11 22:25:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:21:12 EDT (#)
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No I'm working on PhD in political science here. I recived a masters of foreign ministry at Georgetown.
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Wow, what a downgrade...someone couldnt take the east coast.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-11 22:18:15 EDT (#)
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I don't know how you people can be so mean. Don't you feel bad?
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2007-06-11 21:55:29 EDT (#)
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I'm at a loss, but I seriously laughed my ass off at the arguing.
That shit was golden.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-11 21:45:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:33:20 EDT (#)
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You fall asleep with your dick in your hand, cum drying to a crust on your stomach. Alone.
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Legend.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-11 21:28:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:07:15 EDT (#)
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There's a wal-mart in Laurel...
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Oh, so there are. I wouldn't have seen them if they're there. I try to avoid them. It's not even Wal-Mart I hate, it's the people they hire.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:44:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-12 01:43:55 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:11:03 EDT (#)
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and Yes I can kick ur ass
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Go on then. Are you as buff as Oathmeal?
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I bet he is also built like a tank.
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Fuck. I'm shitting myself now.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:43:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:11:03 EDT (#)
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and Yes I can kick ur ass
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Go on then. Are you as buff as Oathmeal?
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I bet he is also built like a tank.
front page +2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:38:03 EDT (#)
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UCSBguy: Currently weeping into his 'Thomas the Tank Engine' sheets.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:33:20 EDT (#)
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You fall asleep with your dick in your hand, cum drying to a crust on your stomach. Alone.
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Legend.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:31:01 EDT (#)
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I've been silent here, so far. I have to say something, though.
Is your ego this fragile, Trevor? Do things strangers say on a website about your "writing" upset you this much?
If so, you truly are a sad, brittle little man.
This is a website filled with degenerates, sociopaths, and (suspected) rapists and murderers.
And they got under your skin.
I can only imagine you Friday nights. Sitting alone at the bar at TGIFridays, talking to the female bartender like life long friends. You make her skin crawl with disgust, but she keeps that to herself. A guy like you tips big because you think you are going to get in her pants. Then, you lick your lips and stare down every waitress and customer in the place. Maybe you can convince one of them to go back to your studio apartment with you. You hike up your Bugle Boys and head over to one.
"Hey, babe. name's Trevor. How about you and me get to knwo each other a little better?"
"No thanks," she'll say, "I'm here with friends."
"They can come, too, beautiful."
"Listen prick," she says loud enough to cause a scene, "I said I'm not interested!"
Dejected, you leave in a huff while muttering something about her being a lesbian.
After striking out for the umpteenth with the bartender, you drunkenly clamor to your Jetta and weave home.
You fall asleep with your dick in your hand, cum drying to a crust on your stomach. Alone.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:30:32 EDT (#)
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Fuck. I didn't realise we were supposed to take this guy seriously! Sorry bartbart.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:29:31 EDT (#)
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Interesting take, but way off.
a) WWIII will happen well before 2019 - 2012 at the latest - and it will begin in the Middle East.
b) The US won't be in Iraq until 2019. Even the oil companies will realize the costs of security are too high and will leave the policing of Iraq to a new ruthless puppet dictator and trade him weapons in exchange for discounted crude oil.
c) For all the problems China has, they are a fairly peaceful isolated country. If they take over Taiwan, that doesn't mean they are a threat to the rest of the world.
d) The US would never go to the defense of Taiwan against China. China would wipe the US off the map in a heartbeat. They could take on every single American individually with a 4 to 1 advantage.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I predict the Cavs will take game 3.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I wasn't so fucking tired I'd be on this for some time. As it is, I'll sign him up for a few more tranny porn sites and then I'm off.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright, Hurt...I got shit to do.
Tag! You're it!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 01:18:58 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OP! I actually did get that jack ass. I was being sarcastic about that being me in the sweater vest if you want to see what I look like go here. http://www.ubersite.com/m/16706
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Caul's gayer, more flamboyant evil twin!
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Nice. Yet another e-mail address...
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OP! I actually did get that jack ass. I was being sarcastic about that being me in the sweater vest if you want to see what I look like go here. http://www.ubersite.com/m/16706
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Caul's gayer, more flamboyant evil twin!
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OP! I actually did get that jack ass. I was being sarcastic about that being me in the sweater vest if you want to see what I look like go here. http://www.ubersite.com/m/16706
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*Bows*
I'd like to thank Hbts for his brilliance in discovering I was Trevor Johnson. Seriously how the fuck?
Yes its me, I miss you guys too
And yes thats me in the sweater vest
And yes I wear sweater vests
and Yes I can kick ur ass
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I will NEVER fear a "man" in a sweater vest.
Nice "Masters in Foriegn Ministry" you fucking tool.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fastest most heated
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and Yes I can kick ur ass
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Go on then. Are you as buff as Oathmeal?
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*Bows*
I'd like to thank Hbts for his brilliance in discovering I was Trevor Johnson. Seriously how the fuck?
Yes its me, I miss you guys too
And yes thats me in the sweater vest
And yes I wear sweater vests
and Yes I can kick ur ass
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a wal-mart in Laurel...
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh please do scurry over there. You think google is all knowing or something. Please man what do you do in D.C.? shovel garbage? work at wal-mart? Fluffer for Dick Cheney? While your at it I'll post my intro to my dissertation which got alot of awards? seriously I will. And you shall read it
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They have Wal-Marts here? Where?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-12 01:03:37 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 is for the roasting.
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*Bows*
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 is for the roasting.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 01:00:12 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who cares, it's funny.
I didn't post the numbers. Broke no protocol.
This is Trevor for me. Always and forever!
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Truth. Good times man, good times.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who cares, it's funny.
I didn't post the numbers. Broke no protocol.
This is Trevor for me. Always and forever!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, FP, in all fairness, I just put Trevor Johnson into Google and linked the first pic. I notice he's not denying it though.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.trevorandlaurie.com/trevor/
Contact Information:
Trevor Johnson Broker, GRI, Realtor, Investment Specialist
Phone (763) XXX-XXXX
Fax (763) XXX-XXXX
Office (763) XXX-XXXX x237
Mobile (763) XXX-XXXX (763-XXX-XXXX)
Email trevor.at.trevorandlaurie.com
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This guy is a fucking slag boy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 00:55:04 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.trevorandlaurie.com/
OMG TREVOR JOHNSON IS THAT YOU?
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MUTHAFUCKIN SWEATERVEST!
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It would be so funny if that was actually him.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.trevorandlaurie.com/
OMG TREVOR JOHNSON IS THAT YOU?
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MUTHAFUCKIN SWEATERVEST!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.trevorandlaurie.com/
OMG TREVOR JOHNSON IS THAT YOU?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FP: This guy = http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=9422
God, what a fucking loser.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok HBTS thats actually correct. For once
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no if you want to see me I'll post my myspace
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FP: This guy = http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=9422
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-12 00:46:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now I think you guys are fucking done. Shut Da Fack Up!
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O RLY? Shut the fuck up you balding nerd cunt.
http://internet-srs.biz
The internet is a serious business.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fine, report me.
Just one question....who am I?
HAHAHAHA! Unlike some fucks here, I am a ghost. No details about me. Was anythign I ever posted the truth? My email is for a guy name Phillip McGroin!
Report me bitch, I have 2 emails of your I'm using right now!
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now I think you guys are fucking done. Shut Da Fack Up!
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL, not my email. Nice try though. You guys are pathetic. YOU guys do anything to me and I'll report you to the proper authorities
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Notice how he's shut the fuck up?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YAY!
Now, let's really do some fucking damage.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ucsbguy.at.umail.ucsb.edu
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.hairloss-reversible.com/discus/messages/1/3338.html?1142994185
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAH you dumb shit I'm god on this website already. Already on heated. I have nobody to thank but you FP. Now that you have spoken those words of wisdom: your kids will be crack addicts, and one of them when being jailed for life will be shanked with a rusty piece of bed spring. Have fun dipshit
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Dude, even I managed to get on heated and everybody loves me.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ucsbguy
Posted on Tuesday, March 21, 2006 - 06:00 pm:
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the one thing i've noticed is that these hairs are not thinning at the root as they were when i first starting losing my hair at 18. The hairs falling out are relatively healthy but there is a lot of thinning in the front. What about spiro? is it more effective? At this point i want to keep my hair at all costs.
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HAHAHAHA, you went bald at 18?!?!
You fucking loser. Even your genes fail!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAH you dumb shit I'm god on this website already. Already on heated. I have nobody to thank but you FP. Now that you have spoken those words of wisdom: your kids will be crack addicts, and one of them when being jailed for life will be shanked with a rusty piece of bed spring. Have fun dipshit
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I have had, oh, more than 20 posts on most heated.
My alter (littlegirllost) made it to most heated first post. Most heated does not a god make.
You are a retard of glorious proportions, though.
Oh, and my kids will accomplish their task. They aren't failures.
Like you and your kind.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAH you dumb shit I'm god on this website already. Already on heated. I have nobody to thank but you FP. Now that you have spoken those words of wisdom: your kids will be crack addicts, and one of them when being jailed for life will be shanked with a rusty piece of bed spring. Have fun dipshit
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
According to Google, UCSBguy is a nerd, who's going bald and is called Michael Benny.
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=UCSBguy&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*instilling
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Like I care what some fucking waste of sperm and air says about my kids, who are probably infinitely smarter and more socially adept than you could ever hope to be.
I hope, when they grow older, they rape and kill your village as a warning to the rest of the world.
I now expect them to make it their life's goal to hunt down your bloodline and wipe the planet clean of your family.
I need to start their training now, intilling in them that sole goal.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't be a fuck weasel whatever your name is
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FP, I was going to bash your kids, but thats going too far. Let us end this discussion.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FP. That was beautiful.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100208
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100146
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine ill refer to you as my bitch. So my bitch how about you stfu and sit down. Ill lash you in the face with the back of my hand till you fucking cry.
And foolproof you suck so much cock your teeth are filed down. Did you get done putting your kids to bed at 7. Seriously though, who the fuck puts their kids to bed at 7? If I was your kid I'd murder you while you slept.
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Yeah, a 2 and 4 year old are fucking murderous.
They go to bed at 9. If you ever lost your virginity and spawned (Satan forbid), you'd know it takes time to get two toddlers ready to sleep.
And what kind of cock am I sucking? Wrought Iron?
You are a failure at everything, even unabashed rage.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-12 00:17:15 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine ill refer to you as my bitch. So my bitch how about you stfu and sit down. Ill lash you in the face with the back of my hand till you fucking cry.
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WAHEY! Internet threats! Bring it, gaylord.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine ill refer to you as my bitch. So my bitch how about you stfu and sit down. Ill lash you in the face with the back of my hand till you fucking cry.
And foolproof you suck so much cock your teeth are filed down. Did you get done putting your kids to bed at 7. Seriously though, who the fuck puts their kids to bed at 7? If I was your kid I'd murder you while you slept.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just amateurish. The plot of Command and Conquer is superior
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Utter Utter gash analysis by the way.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I KNEW IT!
Still waiting for an American to bail your asses out!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You may wish to punch children in the throat. That is of no concern to me. However, *you* address *me* as Director, and aknowledge my superiority over you, and for that you get a Zero rating this time.
You may proceed to jump up and down and clap and mouth breath happily now.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This limey is still scared of the Third Reich. It wasn't defeated you know - it's not over til Harrison Ford kills Hitler
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RSLF, you are rambling like a homeless man. STFU before I call the constable to put you in the slave camps called Manchester. PLease take your pen beside you and jame it in your medolaablangata( I DON'T FUCKING KNOW)
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Yes, "jame" it in your "medolaablangata".
You should know better than to fuck with a man that made up a college and graduated from it with a fantasy degree!
You fucking, limey bastard!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just tiresome.
get ginger raped.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-12 00:08:05 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey hurt, I didn't give you permission to speak you fucking imbecile. How about you sit the fuck down and stfu? A job sucking caulin's dick while he jams his fingers in your asshole doesn't count. bitch. thats the last comment for this post. STFU NOW
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Permission? Fuck you, you cocksucking retard. Have fun flipping burgers you retarded cunt.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you director, your cock sucking name makes me want to punch a child in the throat.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey hurt, I didn't give you permission to speak you fucking imbecile. How about you sit the fuck down and stfu? A job sucking caulin's dick while he jams his fingers in your asshole doesn't count. bitch. thats the last comment for this post. STFU NOW
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter or not, this sheep fucker should have the soles of his feet beaten with a sock full of dead mice.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-12 00:05:58 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-12 00:04:40 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
UCSBhomo, you're the worst alter on here in some time.
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'cept for that Stagger_lee chappie.
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Truth.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-12 00:04:40 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
UCSBhomo, you're the worst alter on here in some time.
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'cept for that Stagger_lee chappie.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
UCSBhomo, you're the worst alter on here in some time.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulin=Gay french canuk whom takes shots in the mouth from hippie BF, ETS.
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fuck you dude, my boyfriend is maltese
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I went to uni in Manchester. There are no slave mines. They were in Liverpool
Good geography there yanko.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RSLF, you are rambling like a homeless man. STFU before I call the constable to put you in the slave camps called Manchester. PLease take your pen beside you and jame it in your medolaablangata( I DON'T FUCKING KNOW)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm worried about the Germans now.
Petrified
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry hurty
How goes the sheep whinnet collection job?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 19:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck your mother dude, I have a job.
Fuck you and all Fakey.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hang on a minute
WE WON THAT WAR!
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
god bless you marm for beating the nazis
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for that
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're right about Hurty though
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 23:55:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck all of you guys.
Caulin=Gay french canuk whom takes shots in the mouth from hippie BF, ETS.
Foolproof= Redneck from ghetto ass D.C. whom uses the internet for everything including women.
hurtbythesun= I don't even know where to comment, your name makes my eyes bleed. Please never in my life have I seen a gayer name. I'll actually pay you to change it. No wait I already am, because I'm paying for your fucking welfare!
redskieslookfake= STFU you slimey Brit. Nobody gives a shit about that crappy island with a fucking gremlin for a queen. Don't make us own you like the Germans did you pale skinny looking shit.
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yes - I still fear the Hun to this very day
The haunting sound of their national anthem
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
brüderlich zusammenhält.
von der Maas bis an die Memel,
von der Etsch bis an den Belt,
|: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt! :|
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck all of you guys.
Caulin=Gay french canuk whom takes shots in the mouth from hippie BF, ETS.
Foolproof= Redneck from ghetto ass D.C. whom uses the internet for everything including women.
hurtbythesun= I don't even know where to comment, your name makes my eyes bleed. Please never in my life have I seen a gayer name. I'll actually pay you to change it. No wait I already am, because I'm paying for your fucking welfare!
redskieslookfake= STFU you slimey Brit. Nobody gives a shit about that crappy island with a fucking gremlin for a queen. Don't make us own you like the Germans did you pale skinny looking shit.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ah, fuck this guy.
I'm going to get my kids ready for bed.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Back off, Jonny Canuck! I told you I don't swing that way...
Oh, you meant that "future I made up" army talk and you weren't going for the "Fp is actually in the Army, I want his uniformed ass" talk.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
all this army talk is so hot
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This fuck is gonna do a search for something. Then we will google it. Then he will be proved a cockjockey.
Then, just like Starr Flurious (sp?, remember her), he'll leave us in peace.
Seriously, he thinks the best "known foriegn school in the US" would have a website?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen up boyo
http://quietorpapaspank.ytmnd.com/
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FP I was with you from the start (in a non gay way). This cunt hasn't got a fucking clue.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HBTS has joined my cause!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, I'm bored with you now.
Post somehting else that we can slam or get the fuck out. Either way...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Go on then dickless, let's see your dissertation.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh please do scurry over there. You think google is all knowing or something. Please man what do you do in D.C.? shovel garbage? work at wal-mart? Fluffer for Dick Cheney? While your at it I'll post my intro to my dissertation which got alot of awards? seriously I will. And you shall read it
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Don't tell me what to do, you fucking waste. I won't read shit. Simply because I have the freedom not to.
"Aaaaaaaaaand I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm freeeeeeeeee!
And I won't forget the men that dies, and gave that right to meeeeeeeeee!"
Just give it up, kid.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh please do scurry over there. You think google is all knowing or something. Please man what do you do in D.C.? shovel garbage? work at wal-mart? Fluffer for Dick Cheney? While your at it I'll post my intro to my dissertation which got alot of awards? seriously I will. And you shall read it
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Foolproof you need to pull your head out of your ass. SCHOOL OF FOREIGN MINISTRY IN Georgtown IS THE MOST WELL KNOWN DIPLOMACY SCHOOLS IN ALL OF U.S. Go fuck yourself
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Well, they get NO FUCKING hits when I google it.
Wonder why?
Know what? I'm in DC. Maybe I'll just scurry over to Georgetown and find out.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As bullshit as the post was (offered no reasons at all for his predictions,) I must +2 it because I literally laughed out loud at the interactions between the poster and the detractors.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 23:29:36 BST (#)
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Good god what kind of site was this? I was just having some fun and making some predictions. I thought maybe we'd debate about it? Guess not
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You came across as a cunt. Unlucky.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:31:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:29:36 EDT (#)
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Good god what kind of site was this? I was just having some fun and making some predictions. I thought maybe we'd debate about it? Guess not
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What the fuck?
We don't debate with kids that pull politcis out of the fucking future they just made up.
What kind of site is this?
The kind that you should leave and never, ever come back to. That's not an attack on you in any way. Seriously, you are better off not being here.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:31:13 EDT (#)
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Foolproof you need to pull your head out of your ass. SCHOOL OF FOREIGN MINISTRY IN Georgtown IS THE MOST WELL KNOWN DIPLOMACY SCHOOLS IN ALL OF U.S. Go fuck yourself
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:29:36 EDT (#)
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Good god what kind of site was this? I was just having some fun and making some predictions. I thought maybe we'd debate about it? Guess not
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:21:12 EDT (#)
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No I'm working on PhD in political science here. I recived a masters of foreign ministry at Georgetown.
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Not at Georgetown, either.
Are you sure you didn't go to "college" in Nevernever Land?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
U.C Santa Barbara and U.C. Santa Cruz both lost all fucking credibility, along with you, when they handed out a bunch of anti-military literature to myself and a bunch of other Navy and Marines on shore leave.
How fucking retarded do you have to be to do that?
Also, your entire theory is based upon a bunch of armchair assholes slapping themselves on the back thinking they know something about how the U.S. military will respond, along with an administration that is a decade away.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're wrong.
a reincarnated gavrilo princip will assassinate the governator, emperor of Austria and the west coast. due to today's complex alliances as in pre 14-18, the world will plunge into full out war.
latvia will emerge as the sole victor and world dominant hegemony, which unfortunately, will quickly be brought to an end after the Zerg invasion.
i have no idea what i'm talking about, but i know it's just as likely as your predictions. who the hell predicts world events over decades? that's like assuming you know next week's lottery numbers.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you're off the front page.
My work here is done.
Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Absolute shit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is gay. Get the fuck out you alter piece of shit.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:21:12 EDT (#)
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No I'm working on PhD in political science here. I recived a masters of foreign ministry at Georgetown.
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So your future plans are unemployment or McDonalds then?
From your spelling, grammar, and syntax, I'd be amazed if you ever have the mental fortitude to work a fucking doorknob.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Btw go fuck yourself
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:21:12 EDT (#)
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No I'm working on PhD in political science here. I recived a masters of foreign ministry at Georgetown.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is this foolproof fagatron? Does he live in his mother's basement? Does he have a small penis and masturbate with stuffed animals? All of the above? I think so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up bitch. Nobody loves you take your monitor wire and tie a shoelace knot around your neck, unplug the cable from the back of your computer, and hang it over your ceiling fan, kick the chair underneath.
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Fagatron?
Who's in high school now, you barely literate retard.
Seriously? We are gonna go the old "gay" route? Sheesh.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is this foolproof fagatron? Does he live in his mother's basement? Does he have a small penis and masturbate with stuffed animals? All of the above? I think so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up bitch. Nobody loves you take your monitor wire and tie a shoelace knot around your neck, unplug the cable from the back of your computer, and hang it over your ceiling fan, kick the chair underneath.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm just hoping China drops all their nukes on your sorry ass.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:17:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmmmm I have not failed at getting a masters in foreign ministry. maybe when you graduate from high school you can talk shit. Now quietly go back to mixing cement. bitch
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So a Masters in foreign ministry means you can tell the future? Cool. Lotto numbers plz.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmmmm I have not failed at getting a masters in foreign ministry. maybe when you graduate from high school you can talk shit. Now quietly go back to mixing cement. bitch
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You didn't get that at USCB. I have the internet. I checked. They don't give degrees in made up studies.
Forign Ministry?
Are you fucking serious?!?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And Great Britain inherits the world. And nukes Australia. It all makes sense.
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:14:59 EDT (#)
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Sounds like some John Titor predictions. He came from the future though.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmmmm I have not failed at getting a masters in foreign ministry. maybe when you graduate from high school you can talk shit. Now quietly go back to mixing cement. bitch
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, jesus worry I left a FEW NUMBERS OUT OF A TANK NAME. Relax man go to a physiologists website and YOU use the internet you angry fuck.
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Did you just bash your empty head against the keyboard until something resembling a comeback was spelled out?
Those words don't even make fucking sense!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:12:26 EDT (#)
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It's the M1 ABRAMS.
And your +2 doesn't count, cockjockey.
You ever not fail at anything you've ever done?
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, jesus worry I left a FEW NUMBERS OUT OF A TANK NAME. Relax man go to a physiologists website and YOU use the internet you angry fuck.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I stopped reading at "m1 Abrahams".
Fucking hell, man. The internet is right in front of you. USE IT!