Human Cloning (346 hits)
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Submitted by sword (View user info) at 2007-06-11 20:16:10 EDT
Inspired by http://www.ubersite.com/m/96623
And equally by http://www.ubersite.com/m/96627
The place had no name; the people who lived and worked there didn't care for names. The place was a giant underground complex with thick concrete slathered along the walls like semen on a cheap whore.
In the lowliest and unholiest bowels of the complex three men stood around an ominous looking chamber embedded in the wall. One of them hoisted a slender champagne flute. "Gentlemen" said he, "To evil!"
Altogether, as some sinister trinity, the men raised their glasses for a toast.
The slight tinkle of crystal on crystal may well have been the final component in a complex ritual of summoning for immediately after the toast their came a moaning; after the moaning their came a crying. The men looked at each other.
"Doctor Monroe" said the Chief Scientific Officer, "Would you like to do the honors?"
Monroe hesitantly opened the chamber. With unparalleled tenderness he reached inside and pulled out a weeping human child.
The Chief Scientific Officer gave a toothy grin "Meet the first child with no mother gentlemen!"
Monroe chuckled "Mission accomplished! I dare say we shan't need women anymore."
Before the celebration went on any further though the final scientist in the room, Rupert Charles Walker, spoke in a gravelly monotone "I am afraid, gentlemen, that this" he now pointed to the baby "Is missing a soul."
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-12 11:38:32 EDT (#)
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Think of the freedom being born without a soul would afford. Having no soul, it could not be lost or sold, it could neither be damned nor saved. Think of it.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-12 11:28:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-12 11:28:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-06-12 11:13:17 EDT (#)
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Continue.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-12 05:33:25 EDT (#)
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i'm missing a soul
:(
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-12 01:03:30 EDT (#)
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Didn't I see this in a pokemon movie 5 years ago?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-12 01:00:57 EDT (#)
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It's amazing how I've started to drop -1s instead of -2s to crappy posts that show the slightest bit of effort.
Uber's bar has officially been lowered and it's much easier to slip complete shitbombs into the -1 category these days.
Nevertheless.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-11 23:15:09 EDT (#)
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Dr. Rupert Charles Walker.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:38:22 EDT (#)
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It was born ginger?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-11 20:36:34 EDT (#)
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Uh, you were inspired by Maltese? Eh?