rob_berg and O present: He For God In Her (1234 hits)
Category: NoneLabels: apw
Rating: 1.47 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-06-12 14:29:51 EDT
So for this fine little endeavor - http://www.ubersite.com/m/101072 - I had to come up with words to suit an image of Rob's. This time, he had to come up with some sort of visual representation of something I'd written. Both my efforts and his were done independently, sight unseen - no checking with the original artist, no mutual review period. Just pure, raw inspiration styrofoam-boxed and loaded with additives for part of your complete breakfast.
Do enjoy. And before you move on and complain please note: this was intentionally created as a horizontal presentation. Yes, we know Uber isn't built for that. Yes, we know that scrolling doesn't suit your ADD entertain-me entertain-me cheep-cheep-cheep lifestyle. All apologies and such.
User Reviews
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-06-14 23:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 16:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-06-12 19:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently, you'd rather a -2 and fuck your mother.
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Oh no. Not a -2 in reply to some vague criticism.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-06-13 09:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-06-13 08:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-13 02:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is very cool and certainly worth a +2, but I found the poetry a bit uneven.
Sometimes there's a masterful turn of phrase and sometimes your phrases don't make sense when broken down.
The images were very interesting, but it might have been cool to see a smoother segue with those first two, especially. Or maybe not.
I really liked this, though.
Really nice.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-12 22:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-12 21:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-12 21:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, scourge...what's the bet?
Is it a 3 game series? I don't want no fucking "ties".
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-12 19:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sidescrolling makes the baby jeebus weep emo tears.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-12 19:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-12 19:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-12 18:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Not entirely, the O part really sucks shit as well.
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Well - to each their own. I thought the poem was fantastic and I'm a big fan of me - so together I think the result is a true work of art.
Of course, 'art' is completely subjective and obviously appreciated on different levels.
Personally I can't help but speculate that your relative dislike of me impacts your particular appreciation - but only you can determine that for certain.
Your opinion, however, is noted. Thanks for your participation.
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Truth? I don't particularily like it, but that's me, and I'm picky with art and poetry. On the other hand I can see its relative merit, and it's an unique (for Ubersite) idea you two are playing with, so carry on. Hence the lack of a neg 2.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-06-12 19:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently, you'd rather a -2 and fuck your mother.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-12 19:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-12 18:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Not entirely, the O part really sucks shit as well.
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Well - to each their own. I thought the poem was fantastic and I'm a big fan of me - so together I think the result is a true work of art.
Of course, 'art' is completely subjective and obviously appreciated on different levels.
Personally I can't help but speculate that your relative dislike of me impacts your particular appreciation - but only you can determine that for certain.
Your opinion, however, is noted. Thanks for your participation.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-12 18:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
stop cooporating, this is sucking
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Do you feel it's too long? Are some of the images not to your liking?
I'm curious where your distaste lies.
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I'd guess it starts with 'rob' and ends with 'berg'.
And who doesn't hate that fucking _ in the middle?
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Not entirely, the O part really sucks shit as well.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-12 18:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
stop cooporating, this is sucking
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Do you feel it's too long? Are some of the images not to your liking?
I'm curious where your distaste lies.
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it's english poetry on rob berg drawings...who gives a shit
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 17:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're right. "Empty Streets" was so fluid you could bathe in it.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-06-12 17:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Doesn't flow that well (both the image and the poem), but still interesting.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cor-ROB-O-ration rules.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
stop cooporating, this is sucking
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Do you feel it's too long? Are some of the images not to your liking?
I'm curious where your distaste lies.
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I'd guess it starts with 'rob' and ends with 'berg'.
And who doesn't hate that fucking _ in the middle?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
stop cooporating, this is sucking
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Do you feel it's too long? Are some of the images not to your liking?
I'm curious where your distaste lies.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No no you can continue to talk about baseball. Just reminding everyone of why they're here is all.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
stop cooporating, this is sucking
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just finally read a couple Neil Gaiman books...this guy is great! I read 'neverwhere' and 'anansi boys', are the others as worth the read? Anyone?
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Jake sent me American Gods. I haven't finished, but it was good where I left off.
I bought Anansi Boys in an airport. I should get around to that too.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, you and rob are awesome.
But I'm getting off this post if I can't talk about myself or baseball.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not bending down to pick up your lollipops. Not with the unsavories around these parts.
Now let's get back to how awesome rob and I are.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can tell him that, but I'll be more like a selfish, self centered Mary Poppins. If any of my sunshine or lollipops happen to fall and others choose to pick them up, they may...but mostly its all about me.
I just finally read a couple Neil Gaiman books...this guy is great! I read 'neverwhere' and 'anansi boys', are the others as worth the read? Anyone?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4.) I like being happy. From here on out, I'm Mary Poppins.
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Once my friend yelled at me "SORRY I'M NOT MARY FUCKING POPPINS, SPREADING LOLLIPOPS AND SUNSHINE ALL OVER THE WORLD!"
I'll tell him it's OK now, the job is taken.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, Shlongy, the A's always do well. That's why they have 9 World Series wins.
The Cardinals have 10.
:)
Pujols, even with an absolutely shit April AND May, is tied for something like 9th in home runs this season, his average is floating around the .300 mark (in an OFF year he's batting .300! fuck me)and his fielding has never been bad.
The rest of our offense is on the upswing too.
Like I said last night, I'm not worried at all until after the All-Star break, because that's where it always shakes out. If St. Louis can keep thier heads above water until then, and they can, we'll be fine. We traditionally get really hot after the break. Minus September of last year. But who gives a fuck about September '06...we won the Series.
You wanna make some small wagers on this weekends series?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pricey!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Or sixty fiddys.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thirty hundred?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The A's are red-hot and own the all time , best inter-league record. The Cards?
Nice start to defending their championship this year - AWFUL pitching staff - both the fat boy Pujols is starting to heat up.
I'll be seeing the A's on both July 4 and July 8 in Oakland.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I figured they'd be hundred dollar bills. I like that you took it another way.
Who has the balls to pay a hooker in ones?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"And she burns" - The only "burning" coming from a "thirty bill" whore is the gonorrhea.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
noonie is working with me on the greatest uber collaboration ever, and it will shame these offerings. I'm sure to receive many -2s from Shlongy, which is really just an indicator that it was too deep/well done for him to get and thusly makes the endeavor wholeheartedly worthwhile.
Also, who wants to be on the "Men of Uber: 2008" calendar I'm putting together? Only fatties and zitboys need apply? I had considered doing a womens version as well, but couldn't stomach the idea of looking at any of their faces for that long...
While I'm here, I have a few other things that need to be addressed:
1.) I tried to institute theme days at work and I have had trouble getting people to play along. How does one convince people to participate in "No Pants Friday"?
2.) When one has shaved one's balls, the pubic hair is no longer there to provide a little bit of wicking action on the moisture that can develop in strenuous circumstances,i.e. ballsweat. Is the application of anti-perspirant advisable/acceptable as a temporary stopgap measure until you can hit the showers?
3.) Man, I sure hope the Cardinals sweep Oakland this weekend so I can send Shlongy a nasty, gloating email.
4.) I like being happy. From here on out, I'm Mary Poppins.
5.) Fuck this list, I'm gonna go look at pictures of rainbows and puppies.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's ok rob. I think the viney nature of the capital H suggests that the letter is, in itself, a sort of garden. Much like the garden mentioned in the first line of the piece. And yet the distance between the beginning of the word and the rest of the poem suggests to the reader a distance, a gap never to bridged. A connection and, yet, a lack. We want them to be together, but we know that even if they make it there will always be distance between them.
I dare say that by originally placing the letter where you did you've really summed up the whole work. Well done, good sir.
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>curtsy<
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's ok rob. I think the viney nature of the capital H suggests that the letter is, in itself, a sort of garden. Much like the garden mentioned in the first line of the piece. And yet the distance between the beginning of the word and the rest of the poem suggests to the reader a distance, a gap never to bridged. A connection and, yet, a lack. We want them to be together, but we know that even if they make it there will always be distance between them.
I dare say that by originally placing the letter where you did you've really summed up the whole work. Well done, good sir.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh hell. So much for submitting the file with the capital H moved over closer to the text.
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ACK!
That is 17 seconds I will never get back.
WASTED!
>cuts<
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SWEET!
I was hoping it would work like that when posted.
How fun.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hated it
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These aren't getting any better.
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You're right. This was totally worse than the Phil one from did last week.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read this either but I was wondering if I could shit whole, natural, beef burritos would you eat one?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These aren't getting any better.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
s u p e r
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should see the nurse who just gave me my 3pm ball massage.
YOWZA!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know it's a difficult concept. I'm sure the magic box on your desk frightens and confuses you. The fact that you're able to accomplish as much as you can is a real testament to the kind staff at the nursing home.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Read?
You expect ME to SCROLL?
Huh.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm labelling this as APW. Yeah you read me right. I don't give two shits if it's a day early.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O.k
I read it this time.
"as human wax to a hungry flame"
wow!
well done.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck, it's beautiful.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF
I'm not side scrolling all that.
just kidding.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
also:
crotch.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You do that, Shlongy. And when you learn to read come back and give this a second pass.
Now kindly make yourself scarce, g'loid.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to inquire with King bart as to why I'm not allowed to -4 this post.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god bless those hookers.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh hell. So much for submitting the file with the capital H moved over closer to the text.
IT REALLY BROUGHT THE ROOM TOGETHER. F.