You Are Twenty One and Think You Know These Things... (708 hits)
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Submitted by miss berry (View user info) at 2007-06-13 01:20:20 EDT
Expressing your deep appreciation for people in your life is difficult. If you can manage to find the words, you're a star.
People will judge you by your actions and not your intentions.
Traffic is unpredictable. Even if it's an inevitable piece of your life, you will never get used to it. Work closer to home.
You get what you pay for. Yeah...right.
Even if you're drunk, do not listen to Drunk Brad and his ridiculous suggestions.
Even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
Sitcoms are created for mindless drones.
If you're making an effort, it must be worth it.
Laughter is not always the best medicine. The same applies to vodka.
When it's summer, you want it to be winter. When it's winter, you want it to be summer (unless you live somewhere where the climate is a constant 74 degrees with a light breeze).
It's not a coincidence if you keep ending up with assholes/whores/psychos/bitches. Unless you're a drooling retard, you freely make those choices.
It's really hard for some people to change. And it's not like they don't have the willpower to do it, they're just not ready. Yet despite all the hope you have in them to straighten up and fly right, and their indication that they want better things, most times they will disappoint. It's far better to not have expectations regarding anything at all.
Sometimes you have to choose to be happy.
Finding a job right out of college is neither as difficult nor as easy as anyone makes it seem.
Forgiving someone who doesn't deserve it is not about them. You have things to do and you want to move on.
Think for yourself. Do some research and make an educated decision.
This unknown quote sums it up just right: "People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel."
When you say you can't do something, you limit yourself automatically.
One of my favorite quotes from The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky: "I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if we don't have the power to choose where we come from, we can still choose where we go from there. We can still do things. And we can try to feel okay about them."
Relax sometimes. Life isn't so serious. You only live once. Who cares if you mess up?
Stand up for what you believe in, even if you hold the minority view point.
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-14 19:22:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:21:44 EDT (#)
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Expressing your deep appreciation for people in your life is difficult
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I try to do this as much as I can.
Sounds probably daft to most, but it works for me.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-13 21:37:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-06-13 16:24:53 EDT (#)
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I'm 20 and I know nossing :(
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I reading the word 'nossing' as something completely different.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-06-13 16:24:53 EDT (#)
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I'm 20 and I know nossing :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:23:52 EDT (#)
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I exclusively watch sports and GOOD sitcoms like Seinfeld, My Name is Earl, 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Office on TV, so I'm afraid I'm going to have to tell you to go fuck yourself.
And email me the pictures.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-13 08:39:05 EDT (#)
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Hey Sweetie. You called me at the end of a class, but my guys were still sparring because for the first time they are actually hitting people and getting hit and are shocked that this is nothing like watching UFC on TV.
There were a lot of blood and tears last night. I'll call you when I get out of work today.
P.S. I want you.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-13 08:27:55 EDT (#)
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bandwagons are good if they stay entertaining.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-06-13 08:13:06 EDT (#)
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watch who you're calling a mindless drone. sorry if i can't appreciate 17th century bulgarian comedies like you can. i like seinfield. go fuck yourlse.f
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-13 05:01:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-13 05:01:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-13 04:31:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:26:28 EDT (#)
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"Laughter is not always the best medicine. The same applies to vodka."
WHAT??? I highly disagree with this statement!!!
Vodka Rules!!! WHOOOO!!!1!!!!!!1!1!!one!!!zomg!!!
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not at 30 fucking 7 it don't
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-13 03:22:07 EDT (#)
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OH NO A BANDWAGON
*trundle trundle*
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:58:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:53:01 EDT (#)
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I'm going to do a post titled, "You Are 19 And Admit To Hardly Knowing A Fraction Of Anything".
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Can I co-write?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:53:01 EDT (#)
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I'm going to do a post titled, "You Are 19 And Admit To Hardly Knowing A Fraction Of Anything".
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:33:58 EDT (#)
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I'm going to do a "Things you learn at that age where you drink too much" post. If you steal it I'm going to rape an innoccent bystander's mother.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:32:18 EDT (#)
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Relax sometimes. Life isn't so serious. You only live once. Who cares if you mess up?
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THE FACT THAT YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE MAKES IT SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU DON'T MESS UP!
geez.
PS: I love winter.
Should I do a...things you learn from depressing teenage angst post?
Im getting sick of these.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:30:56 EDT (#)
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"Forgiving someone who doesn't deserve it is not about them. You have things to do and you want to move on."
Yes... I'm stealing that but I'll reword it so you can't sue me later.
But vodka is killer, esp. with o.j.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:26:28 EDT (#)
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"Laughter is not always the best medicine. The same applies to vodka."
WHAT??? I highly disagree with this statement!!!
Vodka Rules!!! WHOOOO!!!1!!!!!!1!1!!one!!!zomg!!!