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Any Age You Are, You Know This One Thing (489 hits)

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Rating: 0.06 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by PillPill (View user info) at 2007-06-13 02:22:08 EDT


Never EVER put your penis in a light socket.






Ever.

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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-06-13 20:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't tell people this. If they don't know from common sense without having to read it in instruction form. Chances are, I WANT them to stick their cock in a light socket. God willing, they will get their sack fried and not be able to reproduce. Less retards in the world makes Jesus happy =)

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-13 20:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Says who?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-13 19:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

......



why?




ZZZAPP!!!! FUCK ME RUNNING!!!!!!



oh.

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2007-06-13 18:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sound advice.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-13 13:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-13 13:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cause its my birthday

and its good sound, no bullshit advice

Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2007-06-13 11:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I cracked up

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-13 08:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

best one so far

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-13 08:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-13 09:36:58 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-13 03:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It is also not a good idea too prostitute yourself out.

Only once.


NEVER AGAIN.


I Shall never talk about this.

-----------------

but i thot we were special...
together.
rogue!

sniff*

------------------

It meant nothing

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-13 04:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

never EVER shit on her chest.


even if she's asking for it.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-13 04:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-13 03:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It is also not a good idea too prostitute yourself out.

Only once.


NEVER AGAIN.


I Shall never talk about this.

-----------------

but i thot we were special...
together.
rogue!

sniff*

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-13 03:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

this is true. it's also lame, but you get a point for truth.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-13 03:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It is also not a good idea too prostitute yourself out.

Only once.


NEVER AGAIN.


I Shall never talk about this.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-13 03:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

wot a tidbit

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-13 03:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

lame

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-13 02:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Its late, Im sleep deprived...

+2

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-13 02:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup.... it's also a bad idea to put a muscule stimulator on your balls.



It kinda hurts...


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