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APW - A Streetcar Named Desire (881 hits)

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Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2007-06-13 08:57:06 EDT




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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-14 19:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-06-13 23:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 17:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think we can come together on boobs, scourge. If you're game.
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He's asking if you wanna bukkake some chick. Come on, it'll be a manly bonding thing.


Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-13 18:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-13 18:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Swell. You two homos can't fool Shlongy, with all this talk about tits and ass.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 17:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think we can come together on boobs, scourge. If you're game.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-13 16:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 16:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh I do. Heaps and heaps of flippity floppity milktitties. O THE BOUNTY.



Not to discount them or this Flapfest one single bit, but I've found over the years that I'm more of an ass/leg man overall.
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Now, see, I actually agree with you on that last bit.

Nice as boobs are, a round supple ass cupped in my hands is one of the nicest possible things.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

SEE?! Now we have found TWO areas of agreement.




Still no word from Shlongy on his stance on boobs.


Aside from that, boobs seems to be a common area we can all come together on. Even the ladies! Should I do boobs post and we can all sing cumbaya at it? I think I should.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-13 16:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Isn't it just the cat's ass that this ancient penis-nosed blowhard thinks I need rescuing.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Isn't it just sweet as the dickens that Orgashomo thinks I'm "talking" to him?


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Thanks boys. I needed a laugh and that little exchange right there did the trick.



Incidently, the day to day, male on male interactions on Uber have proven that the female of the species is not the bitchy and hormonal creature previously assumed.

:)

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 16:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh I do. Heaps and heaps of flippity floppity milktitties. O THE BOUNTY.



Not to discount them or this Flapfest one single bit, but I've found over the years that I'm more of an ass/leg man overall.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-13 16:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*raises both hands*

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-13 16:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


I likes boobies!


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-13 16:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So you don't like boobies then, Orgasmatron?

Huh.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 16:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Considering how adept you are at piping up and sharing your forgettable two cents when a group or individual is neither referencing you nor speaking to you, I'm going to go ahead and insist that you're not an authority figure on this subject.

I'm just going to go ahead and do exactly that.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-13 16:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Can't we all just get along?

We need to find common ground, celebrate our similarities...hell, celebrate our differences too!

For instance:

Whe here likes boobies?

A show of hands please...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-13 16:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're an educated mo...surely you can tell the difference between "referencing" and "speaking to" someone.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Isn't it DREAMY how Sacrilicious comes to Orgasmo's rescue?

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Hard not to when you reference me by name, dipshit.

Now sit down before you fall down.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Isn't it just sweet as the dickens that Orgashomo thinks I'm "talking" to him?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nitty's a fag hag, too.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nah, I was rating the post, more or less.

It's just that people who think alike in certain ways tend to gravitate toward each other sometimes, online or not.

Like, if this was a post about golf or scotch, and Nitty liked it, and you did, it wouldn't mean you were trying to rescue nitty because you felt the same way about the post, is all.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Isn't it just the cat's ass that this ancient penis-nosed blowhard thinks I need rescuing.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Isn't it predictable how shlongy comments on my reviewing habits?


Not on all of them, toots. You ain't THAT interesting. Just the jiz-faced, circle-jerk ones.


And not even all of them. I'd have to quit my job to find the time to do that.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Isn't it soothing how thos post is all like rape rape rape rape rape rape rape?


Ok rape's not funny.







Ah shit, yeah it is.

I was raped by a black dude as a kid...I'm pretty sure that was funny.

Maybe not at the time but in retrospect.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Isn't it predictable how shlongy comments on my reviewing habits?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Isn't it DREAMY how Sacrilicious comes to Orgasmo's rescue?




















No? I agree.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Normally I wouldn't bother rating because I really don't find this kind of humor entertaining in the slightest - but as there seems to be some sort of sandy vagina club thing going on here I'll play along.

This shit ain't funny.


Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That wasn't a rape joke. It was a theater joke.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Whel dam eye shood jhust rite hawe werdz sownd frum nawe ahn hay? Whewe kneads strucktchur, roolz?

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, I know I've been spelling lying correctly. For some reason I thought "dying" applied to "dye", but that's actually "dyeing". This is what happens when I spend too much time around semi-literate roofers, welders, and short order cooks.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Or maybe he's just part of a minority on this site who doesn't find rape jokes hilarious. Either way.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He's not saying is wrong, just spelling it wrong. And really, I make countless spelling/grammatical errors myself, so who the fuck am I to judge?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

So it's better to let someone just unknowingly go on saying something wrong?

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Creep, Oldmanmatron is just crotchety and hasn't learned to pick his battles.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I love enough to correct.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hun, you say 'dieing' and 'lieing' all the time, but we love you and just don't care enough to correct you.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn. I'm pretty sure I've been using "dying", but now I wonder how long/how many times I've fucked that up.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I really hate when people use "dieing" and it's unfortunate that you dropped that term here since I'm already pretty must giving you grief as is. Do take comfort in knowing I'd have gone off on whoever used it.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

die2 /da&#618;/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[dahy] Pronunciation noun, plural dies for 1, 2, 4, dice for 3; verb, died, DIE·ING <-- THIS MEANS YOU
-noun 1. Machinery. a. any of various devices for cutting or forming material in a press or a stamping or forging machine.
b. a hollow device of steel, often composed of several pieces to be fitted into a stock, for cutting the threads of bolts or the like.
c. one of the separate pieces of such a device.
d. a steel block or plate with small conical holes through which wire, plastic rods, etc., are drawn.

2. an engraved stamp for impressing a design upon some softer material, as in coining money.
3. sing. of dice.
4. Architecture. dado (def. 1).
-verb (used with object) 5. to impress, shape, or cut with a die.
—Idiom6. the die is cast, the irrevocable decision has been made; fate has taken charge: The die is cast—I can't turn back.


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[Origin: 1300-50; ME de (in early modern E taking the vowel of the pl. form dice) < OF de(i), presumbly < L datum given (neut. ptp. of dare to give), perh. in the deriv. sense "put, placed," hence "played, cast"]

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A valid opinion.



...but fuck me if it didn't make me laugh when I made it. I was dieing to use that motivational poster maker thingy.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

That, or it's just high time this joke ran its course.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-13 13:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Looks like I -2'd some alters recently.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-13 13:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-06-13 12:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rape.....it's good exercise!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-13 12:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

So much for figuring we were all past this subject.

I think it's time to move on to a different vintage, no?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-13 12:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-13 12:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-13 12:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-13 11:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, if no one else is gonna do it.....


My rape slaves bring all the rapes to the yard, and they're like, raperaperaperaperape.

Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-06-13 10:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahaha!!

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-06-13 09:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-13 09:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-13 09:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ubercons:when you don't ask for it, your getting it twice

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TROOF!

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-13 09:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ubercons:when you don't ask for it, your getting it twice

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-06-13 09:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Great...ANOTHER musical I'll never be able to sit through in public again without laughing out loud and thinking of Uber.




STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-13 09:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

To +2 a rape post?

Who cares it made me laugh.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-13 09:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-13 09:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha.

filename too.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-13 09:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fantastic. I give it less than 5 reviews before the rape shake song makes it on here.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-13 09:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-13 09:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-13 09:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha.

sorry, but come on, it's catchy!


De-fault! The two sweetest words in the English language.

-- Homer Simpson
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