I'm soooo stoned!!! (1094 hits)
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Submitted by McBain (View user info) at 2003-07-29 05:23:37 EDT
Noticed the large amount of people who feel the need to brag to everyone when they're stoned? It's like they go out of their way in the middle of a post to say "I'M COOL BECAUSE I'M STONED, CHECK ME OUT!!!" and they want everyone to be like "OMG [guy sho is stoned] IS SOOO COOL I WISH I COULD BE STONED LIKE HIM". Good job, fuckface. You can operate a computer while high. It's not that difficult. If you're so high that it is difficult, and you come to this site or any other place you can write just to say you're stoned, it's just telling people that you are a dork who wants people to think you're cool because you're stoned. Well, you're not cool. Get your head out of your ass and realize you aren't anything special. Everybody has done drugs. Your dumb ass typing it every two sentances is just saying you can't handle your high. That goes for being drunk, too.
And another thing:
If I told you all I robbed a liquor store and you immediately assumed I was black, that would be racist, right? Well that's exactly what's happening. I said some racist shit, so you all go assuming I'm white. Wrong. But, oh well. Guess that went totally over your heads.
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-20 19:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-10-20 19:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-10-20 19:37:24 EDT (#)
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Yeah!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-05 00:23:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Prosthetic_Forehead (user info) at 2003-08-21 23:22:40 EDT (#)
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youareafuckingretard
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-21 23:22:11 EDT (#)
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the man whom everyone loves to hate.
Submitted by Illegal_Jose (user info) at 2003-08-21 23:08:33 EDT (#)
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+2 for pot
-2 for me not having any
-2 cause you suck nigger balls (I say nigger balls cause your such a racist)
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:47:23 EDT (#)
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You should be stoned... Im talking bout with rocks.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-07-31 06:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha. The first part I mostly agree with.
I don't know if the second part is true, but if it is it's funny as hell.
Submitted by MightyPeacock (user info) at 2003-07-29 18:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations! You have less friends here than I do. Quite the accomplishment! Keep it up you blathering cumstain.
Submitted by JohnWilkesBooth (user info) at 2003-07-29 17:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by JohnWilkesBooth (user info) at 2003-07-29 17:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like it when people get drunk or stoned and type whatever is on their mind.
Its a lot more interesting and funny than any of your horse ass posts.
-2 for being a weiner.
-1 for having a name that pisses me off.
Submitted by Creepo8 (user info) at 2003-07-29 17:27:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-07-29 05:35:23 (#)
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i merely assumed you were a fuckwit. looks like im still right.
theres no home for you here, girl...
i think he forgot,
there's no home for you here girl
GO AWAY!
bitch about something more interesting.
Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2003-07-29 17:24:51 EDT (#)
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McBain, weren't you the one talking shit about how you were so scared because someone (me) was threatening or claiming to be able to kick your ass over the internet? Wasn't your last on this thread just doing the exact same thing? Are you seriosly fucked in the head? Dual personalities? Have you seen a therapist? I know this guy, his name is something Kevorkian...Jack I think. Let me refer you to him.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-07-29 17:05:49 EDT (#)
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**Typo/Edit**
Special Thanks to Real TV for making this non-anti-afircan-american moment possible.
Who else prefers Aimee over this guy? She was pretty damn stupid, but this guy is a new low.
Hey Mcbain, in all honesty; did you complete high school?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-07-29 17:00:58 EDT (#)
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Actually, when I read "robbed a liquor store" I instantly pictured a white guy. Special Thanks to Real TV for making this non-anti-afircan-american moment.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-07-29 14:23:51 EDT (#)
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I put "us" and "we" in capitals because I'm NOT "us" or "we" you stupid clusterfuck. You all have one-track minds because I haven't posted anything racist in a while but your panties are all still in such a bunch that you can't get off my jock. Here's what you do: stop squeezing your balls and let it go. Like I said, how many times are you going to insult me? Do you think I'm going to listen? You are all stupid, just like you've always been, except Drink DDT. You are pathetic and I hope your mother gets cancer and dies. If I met YOU in real life I would mop the floor with your ass for being such a punk.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-07-29 14:20:26 EDT (#)
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There is a good point here. Too bad it's being made by Special Ed.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-07-29 13:12:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-07-29 11:45:20 EDT (#)
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"I said some racist shit, so you all go assuming I'm white. Wrong."
made me think of that chappel skit where he played a leader of a KKK thingy somewhere, he had written like 2 best selling black-hate novels and led the KKK thru something or other. he was blind.
thing was... he was black, but since he was blind he had no idea.
LMAO
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-07-29 11:20:23 EDT (#)
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Like you said in your first post, you are shit.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-07-29 11:18:29 EDT (#)
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------*****WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?*****----
That's my Beyond Fucking Stupid Alert. I just had to go take a walk right after
reading this post, so my brain wouldn't fry after reading such stupidity. Now
that I have regained my composure, I'll tell you something.
How the fuck can you not be white when in the last TWO, not one, TWO fucking
racial posts you've wrote, you implied being white. Don't think so, fuckface?
This is from "Blacks are still pissed at us..."
" Blacks are so stupid that they would blame "us" for something that happened 200 years ago.
How can they blame "us" when nobody is alive anymore that had to do with slavery?"
You even put "us" in quotations. You fucking dumbass...you think Blacks are made
at any other race? The American Blacks have reason only to blame WHITE people.
How the fuck can you type "us" and say you're not white? Let's look at the
other post. This one if from "White Entertainment Television."
"It's totally acceptable for the jigaboos to have their own station andwe'd be wrong to
complain, but how about if us humans wanted our own station?"
Looks like you used "us" AGAIN. Does the post say Asian, Hispanic, or Arab Entertainment
Television? DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT US MEANS? Listen here, dumbass, "us" is a first person,
plural, objective pronoun. Idiot.
Conclusion? We have two points.
One) You are either white or a fucking stupid idiot.
Two) We have established that you are not white.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2003-07-29 11:13:27 EDT (#)
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-2 for being a crying little bitch. It comes across in all of your posts. I never assumed you were white either I just assumed you were a pathetic whining little momma's boy. Listen, you do have the right to free speech but can you have you're nextpost come across a little less like a crying girl please.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-07-29 10:32:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105093811122665103
Best stoned post. Ever.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-29 09:57:08 EDT (#)
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#1877
jeet kun tony is on to something
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-07-29 09:51:55 EDT (#)
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"Leave me the fuck alone and let me post what I want."
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There you go being a dumbass again......no one here can stop you from posting your ignorant, stupid, drivel but we can comment on it and we will. You don't honestly think that you are the only one here with freedom of speech do you? You are such a whiney idiot. If you want us all to leave you alone, try starting an offline journal where you can be as racist and idiotic as you want. Until then, suck it up and stop crying.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
P.S. I am soooo stoned right now and drunk and high on life too. :-)
Submitted by IntheBoonies <mboudreau.at.mail.com> at 2003-07-29 09:43:03 EDT (#)
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You can't blame people for assuming you're white....How many non-caucasians begin their name (even their on-screen name, the one you *chose*) with "Mc"? Of course there may be some people of color with Scottish heritage, but generally...
Submitted by carmex9 (user info) at 2003-07-29 09:21:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-07-29 06:44:55 (#)
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It would be great if you just didn't wake up tomorrow.
-yup that sounds about right
Submitted by Headfirst (user info) at 2003-07-29 09:09:22 EDT (#)
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douche bag
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-07-29 07:50:45 EDT (#)
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i thought i told you to go away....?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-07-29 06:44:55 EDT (#)
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It would be great if you just didn't wake up tomorrow.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-07-29 06:33:43 EDT (#)
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And another thing.
Aren't you the same guy who brags about having a "bad ass nazi tattoo"? I know, if I met you in person I'd kick you in the teeth.
There are one too many of you in this world.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-07-29 06:21:50 EDT (#)
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I just want to know what a sentance is? With such poor spelling, should I automatically assume you're an idiot?
Submitted by cea (user info) at 2003-07-29 06:00:35 EDT (#)
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This shit could've been better explained by a 6 year old.
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-07-29 05:48:08 EDT (#)
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If half the stuff on this site is hit then why are you wasting your life coming here?
You are such an idiot
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2003-07-29 05:37:36 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up McBain, I am tired of your constant bitching all the fucking time...Just leave...
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-07-29 05:35:23 EDT (#)
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i merely assumed you were a fuckwit. looks like im still right.
theres no home for you here, girl...
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-07-29 05:34:52 EDT (#)
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So? Half the shit on this site is nothing special. Leave me the fuck alone and let me post what I want.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-07-29 05:33:39 EDT (#)
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I didn't assume you white - I did, admittedly, assume you in your late teens - early twenties and male. You could have well been hispanic, asian or even arab. I don't know.
Male 18-24, yes, I did assume that.
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-07-29 05:26:53 EDT (#)
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So why are you making such a big deal out of it?
They just say it - you make out its something special
Idiot